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[Earl]

I know that I'm behind the times, but would someone please tell me what "durr" means.

[Skul]

Well, it means... nothing, actually. It's the stereotypical sound made by idiots. Say it with a really deep voice and don't pronounce the "r"s fully and you should have the sound.

[Earl]

I am sure Polite24 will show up here eventually to inform me that 99% of fans aren't like this, but screw that, I'm posting this anyway. [...]

You mean he'll come around like this?

That's absolutely hilarious! Just love them color pictures! (But who is that guy? He looks like Mr. Spock of the Star Trek series. *gasp* Nerds! Call Samdaman and Harold to save us! And why is he acting like that? Is that a primal scream of lust? Did he just spot some spam? Will we ever know?)

[blackdog4444]

lol it's a swimmer. I do not know what he's all going nuts about there... maybe because that dude's touching him?

[Earl]

It seems his dentist was telling him, "Open wide."

[Polite24]

He's smiling because years and years of hard work resulted in him setting a record for gold medals at the Olympic Games.

[Fat Man]

He's smiling because years and years of hard work resulted in him setting a record for gold medals at the Olympic Games.

Yeah, and I'm quite sure that in his old age, he will spend his retirement just polishing all of his gold metals.

Then he'll have to look for some part time work bagging groceries to tide him over.

Will that be paper or plastic?

[Earl]

He's smiling because years and years of hard work resulted in him setting a record for gold medals at the Olympic Games.

Hope you weren't offended by my post. I was only trying to inject a little humor. Should have known better.

[blackdog4444]

lol You knew better, but you should've known that little 99% must've got offended by my little portrait of him being him.
He'll probably apply that statistic after all those times he asked someone "paper or plastic?".
"99% of all people pick PAPER!"