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MORE RELIGIOUS BRAIN-WASHING FROM J T CHICKen SHIT!!!

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I imagine many of you have seen those cute little religious fundamentalist comic tracts that are published by J T Chick.

Here is a prime example of one of their creationists or anti-evolutionist comic tracts from the web site at:

https://www.chick.com/default.asp

Ah yes indeed! This one is my all time favorite!

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OK! OK! LETS CUT THE BULLSHIT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!

For anyone who is curious enough to read the rest of this comic tract, just go to:

https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp

I remember when I was a kid going to Sunday school. As I had mentioned before, when I was only in the third grade, I was already reading at the high school and adult level. My mother taught me how to read and write before I even started school.

Also, as I had mentioned so many times before, science was my favorite subject, especially Astronomy, but I also read a lot of books on dinosaurs.

So, even when I was a kid, I could never buy the story of the world being created in literally six days. Yes, I did believe there's a God, but I also believed that a lot of Bible stores were myths or legends.

ALL religions have stories that are mythical or are merely legends, including Judaism and Christianity. I mean, like, really! There is no way a man can survive inside the belly of a giant fish or whale for three days. He would get completely dissolved and digested by the stomach acids. And the story of the flood, I believe that was only a myth. There is not enough water to completely cover the earth, even if the polar caps and ice caps on all the mountains had melted, that would still not be enough to cover the entire planet.

So, when I was just a kid, I knew that the universe was billions of years old, that the earth was more than a mere 6000 years old, and that the dinosaurs became extinct millions of years before we humans appeared on the Earth.

But now, these creationists are trying to brainwash children, and to try to convince them that Noah took dinosaurs aboard the ark, and all the stories about dragons came from our ancestors seeing dinosaurs before they finally became extinct.

And they want these creationist stories to be given equal time in our high school science classes???

But if one looks at all the ancient carvings or paintings depicting dragons, they look nothing like the dinosaurs. None of the dinosaurs bore any resemblance to flying winged fire-breathing dragons as depicted in legends or ancient myths.

Nobody had any idea that there were any dinosaurs until about 200 years ago when some bones were first discovered, and when the skeletons were first reconstructed none of the dinosaurs looked anything like the mythical dragons.

America is in deep shit!

I still morn the passing of Carl Sagan and Isaak Asimov who championed the cause for intellectual and academic freedom.

But for now, we only have morons like Pat Robertson, and J T Chick making money and brainwashing American citizens. I'm so glad that the Reverend Jerry Falwell croaked from a massive heart attack after eating a stack of 12 pancakes covered with butter, sugar, and maple syrup, and consuming a basket of biscuits covered with pork sausage gravy.

Now, I hope Pat Robertson kicks the fucking bucket real soon, and it would be nice if J T Chick falls head first into an open sewer and dies.
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Ugh damn I made a post yesterday on this thread I guess I forgot to click "submit" or something. fatman, I noticed that most people who argue against evolution want to see a new species "magically" appear, which is hilarious since that's pretty much the opposite of the concept itself. :lol:
"We believe in Vader, the Darth almighty, destroyer of Alderaan and the Sith. We believe in Luke, his only son, our Jedi. He was concieved by the power of the Force, and born of the senator Padme. Suffered under Darth Sidius, electrocuted, survived and partied with Ewoks. He descended to the Death Star, on the third hour he flew out in an Imperial ship and landed on Endor. He is seated on the right hand of Obi-Wan's ghost. He will come again to train Leia to be a Jedi. We believe? in Yoda.........:D
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Indurrago wrote:Ugh damn I made a post yesterday on this thread I guess I forgot to click "submit" or something. fatman, I noticed that most people who argue against evolution want to see a new species "magically" appear, which is hilarious since that's pretty much the opposite of the concept itself. :lol:
Well, some football players seem to magically appear from slime-mold.

Also, many football players start out as humans from birth and are still human during childhood, but when they grow up, they evolve backwards into great big ugly apes.

It's a process of reverse evolution.

Or is that perverse devolution?

I forget which!

Many sports fans are rednecks who's parents fucked barnyard animals, so one parent was human while the other was either a goat or a donkey.

Q: How do you circumcise a redneck sports fan?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw!
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The football player's sister might not as stupid as the player. =) It would make some nice irony hahaha. I think its funny how in europe saying "god" will probably lose you a election, but here in America is a unwritten requirement to win one that you have to preach/pretend to believe in one. In short an atheist will mostly likely never win an the presidential election.

Been browsing on youtube I recently been watching vids about religions and issues about it, I can say one thing I'm proud this nut didn't become our president.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BFEhkI ... re=related I want to see a Christopher Hitchen's response to this one. Very funny governor, you know very well that an atheist will never become president....if it was back right after the revolutionary war maybe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWf2wOzDYBQ Better preacher than president.
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