How I bootfucked the stupid Jock

[CUJO THE NASTY]

One day, I was drinking and smoking weed in the local park with a few random people. One of them was from the local highschool football team. There was a little kid, and this retard went up and started trying to scare and intimidate the small child. In front of me? I know jocks are retarded, but PLEASE! The ability to hug and dry hump a big guy to the ground has NOTHING to do with real toughness.

What did I do? Well as luck would have it, I had my steeltoes on. I proceeded to bury my left foot in this stupid jocks lubed up overused anus. I then gave him a righthand haymaker to the face, followed by another steel toe to the balls, before I threw him into a cactus that happened to be there, and then face first into a brick wall. When he got up, he was even dumber and uglier than before. I reacted to that by drilling him again and farting on his face while he was down, and he was all like 'Stop it man! Come on!' and so I laughed until I shit myself.

Oh, and when it was all done, the little kid started giggling. I think he thought I was like a superhero or something. (yup, you heard me, the kid would rather hero-worship a drunk stoner than the local 'football hero.')

[Meme]

that is kick ass!

[Skul]

Cujo was a great member. A little OTT at times, but a good guy.

[Meme]

What happened, Skul?

[Skul]

No idea. He just... stopped coming.

Maybe he'll find his way back, someday.

[abitagirl]

No idea. He just... stopped coming.

Maybe he'll find his way back, someday.

You made it sound like he was dead or something.