OK, I know the President of the United States is not a member of these forums, but I want to celebrate his 51st birthday today!
And so . . . . .
Happy BirthdayPresidentBarackHusseinObama!!!
He's now 51 years old, but to me, he looks much younger.
I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!
All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!