This kid at school

[patriots4life]

I was wearing my Brady jersey, because you know, he's a god, and he's going to win us the super bowl this year.

Anyways, I saw this loser kid who was sitting all alone at lunch(what a fucking loser). I went up to him and asked him who he thought would win the super bowl(kid probably didn't even know who was in it). Anyways, he ignored me and shit. So I picked up this book he was reading, and threw it in the trash. The book was completely ruined, and I laughed pretty hard. I think he started to cry (What a fucking wimp!)

Anyways, yeah, this kid really pissed me off. Couldn't appreciate a god damn good game. Fucking fucktard.

Also, who do you guys think will win the Super Bowl?

[Fat Man]

I was wearing my Brady jersey, because you know, he's a god, and he's going to win us the super bowl this year.

Anyways, I saw this loser kid who was sitting all alone at lunch(what a fucking loser). I went up to him and asked him who he thought would win the super bowl(kid probably didn't even know who was in it). Anyways, he ignored me and shit. So I picked up this book he was reading, and threw it in the trash. The book was completely ruined, and I laughed pretty hard. I think he started to cry (What a fucking wimp!)

Anyways, yeah, this kid really pissed me off. Couldn't appreciate a god damn good game. Fucking fucktard.

Also, who do you guys think will win the Super Bowl?

We don't give a fuck!

[Earl]

Welcome to the forum, patriots4life! Uh, I guess.

Obviously, you're a troll; but at least you're not a spammer. You do alleviate the boredom. I get bored having to get rid of all the spam that is continually dumped like garbage in this forum; but, thankfully, the new program enables me to quickly fulfill this particular responsibility that has been entrusted to me as a moderator, such as it is.

I'm quite impressed by the ingenuity you have shown in the creation and design of your poll. The way you have disenfranchised us is maddening. Quite clever, but I doth protest!

I suspect you're in junior high, which is a remarkable achievement on your part. Thank you very much for sharing with us your homework in your creative writing class. I'm sure your teacher will also be impressed.

I hope you're not one of those new members who takes a few pot shots, then leaves and disappears -- never to be heard from again. We'd love to have more intellectually stimulating exchanges with you. The mature adults here, of which I am one, would be more than willing to give you heartfelt advice to assist you in your arduous journey to competent manhood.

[Skul]

You're trying too hard, little boy; we all know you didn't do that. Make up a better story.

Fail troll is fail.

[Fat Man]

You know, I really like the way our newest member patriots4life has set up the voting in his opinion poll.

Sure has a lot of options, doesn't it!

Yeah! Uh huh!

It reminds me of what I had once read, about what Henry Ford had said when he came out with the Model T back in the 1920s.

"You can have any color of car you like as long as it's black."

Back then, all cars came out in only one color, which of course, was black.

But, comparing patriots4life to Henry Ford, is an insult to Henry Ford, for which I apologize most profusely!!!

It's like comparing a bar of gold to a bucket of shit with patriots4life being, the bucket of shit.

Actually, the only difference between patriots4life and a bucket of shit, is the bucket!

Oh! And of course, my favorite part is when he said . . .

. . . I picked up this book he was reading, and threw it in the trash. The book was completely ruined, and I laughed pretty hard. I think he started to cry (What a fucking wimp!)

Anyways, yeah, this kid really pissed me off. Couldn't appreciate a god damn good game. Fucking fucktard.

He destroys another kid's book, and then, he calls the other kid a fucking fucktard!

Yeah! Uh huh! I think destroying books is pretty damn fucking retarded if you ask me.

Isn't that what the Nazis did? You know! Burn books and shit!

I wonder what high school he attended.

Don't tell me, let me guess!



He went to Sieg Heil High!!!

OK, I think from now on, when I read any more forum posts by patriots4life, I will put on these protective goggles so that . . . .



. . . I won't get STUPID IN MY EYES!!!

OW! THE STUPID! IT BURNS!!!

[Brigan]

You're trying too hard, little boy; we all know you didn't do that. Make up a better story.

Fail troll is fail.

Well It was legit enough to Fatty.

[Fat Man]

You're trying too hard, little boy; we all know you didn't do that. Make up a better story.

Fail troll is fail.

Well It was legit enough to Fatty.

OK, I really don't know if his story was true, or it he was merely bragging.

When I was in high school, one morning as I went to my art class, some one had destroyed my oil paintings. Brown paint was smeared all over them.

I had books stolen from me and pages torn out of books.

So, yes! Those things do happen in our schools!

In Dover Pennsylvanian back in 2005 or 2006, there was a court trial being held over the controversy about Whether or not Creationism should be taught in science classes. The judge ruled against it, because it was in violation of the separation of church and state.

A student and worked very heard painting a mural depicting evolution. The mural was taken down by the school janitor and burned.

The student who painted the mural was not allowed the option of taking it down himself so that he could at least take it home with him, and that it might have been put up again after court hearing was over.

Oh! And the judge who ruled against Creationism being taught in a science class, death threats were made against him and his family by some of the loving Christians in the community.

So, yeah!

These things to happen.

In our great American schools, books get destroyed, art projects get destroyed, and science projects get destroyed, by shit-for-brains punks and bed-wetting ignoramuses like patriots4life and you no doubt, because I wouldn't put anything past you either.

Oh! I notice that patriots4life has finally been turned a pretty pink by the board administrators.

Yeah, he looks pretty in pink.

And I think, you also should be pink, because you stink!

Actually, you suck, but suck doesn't rhyme with pink, I don't think.

No, actually, you suck AND you stink!

Now get the fuck outta here and go get your diapers changed!

[Brigan]

I do not stink, nor do I suck. And I don't think I will be turned pink. There's a huge difference from a Obvious Troll and myself, which of course thanks to your blindness you still doubt his legitimacy, heh... no wonder.

That "you should be pink" attitude is similar when little baby cries because he/she didn't have it his/her way. but don't worry I don't blame you, You've been spoiled too much I guess .


PS: Let's Decipher Fat Man's Post

OK, I really don't know if his story was true, or it he was merely bragging.

Ok, maybe I made a mistake

When I was in high school, one morning as I went to my art class, some one had destroyed my oil paintings. Brown paint was smeared all over them.

I had books stolen from me and pages torn out of books.

So, yes! Those things do happen in our schools!

In Dover Pennsylvanian back in 2005 or 2006, there was a court trial being held over the controversy about Whether or not Creationism should be taught in science classes. The judge ruled against it, because it was in violation of the separation of church and state.

A student and worked very heard painting a mural depicting evolution. The mural was taken down by the school janitor and burned.

The student who painted the mural was not allowed the option of taking it down himself so that he could at least take it home with him, and that it might have been put up again after court hearing was over.

Oh! And the judge who ruled against Creationism being taught in a science class, death threats were made against him and his family by some of the loving Christians in the community.

So, yeah!

These things to happen.

In our great American schools, books get destroyed, art projects get destroyed, and science projects get destroyed, by shit-for-brains punks and bed-wetting ignoramuses like patriots4life and you no doubt, because I wouldn't put anything past you either.

I'll cite my past just to justify my screw up

Oh! I notice that patriots4life has finally been turned a pretty pink by the board administrators.

Yeah, he looks pretty in pink.

And I think, you also should be pink, because you stink!

Actually, you suck, but suck doesn't rhyme with pink, I don't think.

No, actually, you suck AND you stink!

Now get the fuck outta here and go get your diapers changed!

damn this Brigoon makes.. me... I oughta..... he.. I mean... ngghhhhhhhh WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAHH daddy!! Booo hooo!! Ban him.... I dun wanna see him no more

[Earl]

I wonder what high school he attended.

Are you kidding? What do you mean what high school he attended? Naw! He's probably in junior high, if not elementary school.

[Earl]

Well, at least one thing can be said about all the posting in this topic: If patriots4life returns to this forum (which I'm afraid he might not do), he'll have plenty to read!

[Fat Man]

WWWAAAAAAAAHHH! I DO NOT STINK! I DO NOT SUCK! QUIT SAYIN' BAD THINGS ABOUT ME! WWWAAAAAAAAAHHH! WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I'M TELLIN' MY MOMMY ON YOU! YOU'LL BE SORRY!

I wonder what high school he attended.

Are you kidding? What do you mean what high school he attended? Naw! He's probably in junior high, if not elementary school.

OK, I guess I stand corrected.



He goes to Sieg Heil Junior High!!!

Hell, I think patriots4life is still in Kindergarten, both he and Brigoon, with both of them together pissing and crapping in the sandbox!

No wonder they both stink, AND suck!

[Earl]

Patriots4life will have plenty to read!

[Fat Man]

Patriots4life will have plenty to read!

I don't think he can even read or write.

No, I think he has either his Aunt/Mommy or Uncle/Daddy read the forum posts to him, and then he tells them what he wants them to type back in response.

[Brigan]

WWWAAAAAAAAHHH! I DO NOT STINK! I DO NOT SUCK! QUIT SAYIN' BAD THINGS ABOUT ME! WWWAAAAAAAAAHHH! WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I'M TELLIN' MY MOMMY ON YOU! YOU'LL BE SORRY!

Irony

[Fat Man]

WWWAAAAAAAAHHH! I DO NOT STINK! I DO NOT SUCK! QUIT SAYIN' BAD THINGS ABOUT ME! WWWAAAAAAAAAHHH! WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I'M TELLIN' MY MOMMY ON YOU! YOU'LL BE SORRY!

Irony

Yeah! I do find you most ironic!