Q: What do you get when you cross breed a parrot with a lion?
A: I don't know, but when it talks, and says "Polly wants a cracker" you better listen, and be prepared to hand over the entire box of Saltines, and you damn well better get your ass to the super market and come back with a shopping cart load of crackers!
Q: What does a 500 pound canary sound like?
A: (In a deep low gravely voice) HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY! HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!
I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!
All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
I actually played Angry Birds for the first time a couple of days ago on my friend's PS3. I vaguely recognised the name, but I didn't know what it was (yes, you read right). That game is too addictive for it's own good!