IQ Test For Jocks And Sports Fans

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IQ Test For Jocks And Sports Fans

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Here is the standard IQ test for sports bores and monkey-boys!

Can you find your way through this maze?

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About 9 out of 10 jocks failed this test. But then, most monkey-boys can't even find their way back out of their own socks!

NEXT!!!

Which one is a square?

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All of the jocks failed this one, and about 99% percent had a complete mental and emotional breakdown and half of them are still in the rubber-room and won't be coming out any time soon.

NEXT!!!

Can you join the dots?

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About 8 out of 10 jocks failed this one. They tried to move the dots closer together, crinkling the test paper in the process. They apparently didn't understand that you are suppose to use a pen or a pencil or a crayon to draw a line connecting the dots.

NEXT!!!

Can you find the elephant hidden in this picture?

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Again, about 99% percent of all the jocks failed this test. When they were shown how to find the elephant they were so grateful that they all promised to vote Republican. They had taken this test back in 2004, which explains why our country is so fucked up today!

NEXT!!!

Can you guess what animal this is and can you complete the drawing?

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About 99% percent of the jocks missed this one as well.

NEXT!!!

There is only one move left, and it's the winning move!

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About 8 out of 10 failed this test. One monkey-boy thought that since X marks the spot he went and got a shovel and tried to dig for buried treasure. All he got for his efforts was a torn sheet of paper and some loose floor tiles.

Now, it would be unfair to say that the IQ of a typical jock is equal to his shoe size. If that were so, then he would have no feet!
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All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
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Re: IQ Test For Jocks And Sports Fans

Post by Katrin »

I say Fat Man, those sure had me rubbing my head. The elephant one was probably the hardest! I bet these will challenge the pea-brains of the sports lovers and have them thinking all day! Let's see how they try and tackle these rock solid puzzles.

You really hate sports fans, don't you? But let's be honest, there's a lot to hate about them...
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