Hola everyone i'm new here

[spesquesymn]

Bonjour everyone i'm new here. Was reading Your forum for a while, and now i'm registered:) Hope i'm welcome here:)

No, you're not. You're a dumbass spammer. Way to go, moron:)
-Skul

Yeah. Goodbye!
-Earl

[Katrin]

That depends on whether you're here to spam or not! Which you may be...

[Earl]

Yeah, I'll delete as soon as I see the first spam.

[tjoeltje]

I'm also new here, and uhm... I'm not here to spam. Anyway, I HATE sports. I really do.
When I introduce myself to others, they often ask me what's my favourite sport. When I answer them I don't have any, they seem to think I'm weird. And then the answer follows: "Oh..." and they look at me as if I'm some kinda human trash. But finally, I found you guys

[Skul]

You two have very spammer-esque names. They both have the same random "doesn't-matter-what-I'm-called" look to them. You might want to have your names changed to something that actually resembles a username. Not to sound untrusting, but we have a slight spammer problem here. To change your names, let me know what you want to be called and I'll do it.

And it's pointless for spammers to attack a live forum -- their posts and accounts get deleted, so their sites aren't going to get a higher rank that way. If you have to resort to spamming, then just shut your crappy site down now.

[tjoeltje]

I know my name is weird.
I use this name on every website I register. Handy, 'cause no one ever uses it.
Alright? I'm happy with my name.

[Skul]

That's fine.

By the way, if you look above, you'll see that Mr. "Hope I'm welcome here" is now gone. He was a spammer. I just finished deleting his spam topic as well as him.

[Fat Man]

I'm also new here, and uhm... I'm not here to spam. Anyway, I HATE sports. I really do.
When I introduce myself to others, they often ask me what's my favourite sport. When I answer them I don't have any, they seem to think I'm weird. And then the answer follows: "Oh..." and they look at me as if I'm some kinda human trash. But finally, I found you guys

Hey, I like your cute little avatar of the fat lady!

I happen to like nice plump women.

[tjoeltje]

Haha, thanks. Now I feel a little more welcome here.
I don't mind people being overweight. I do mind nearly everyone being against it - as if those skinny models are more beautiful. In fact, I think overweight people just look way better.
I'm sorry if I'm not that active on this forum for a few weeks, I'll go on holiday.

[Lewis]

Hello and Welcome tjoeltje.

[Katrin]

Welcome around here, tjoeltje! To tell the truth, I originally looked at your username and thought "Spammer!", like a few others did. But if you are here to express your opinions on this anti-sports debate instead of filling the boards up with shit then by all means, stick aroond and have fun! By the way, what happened with the guy who started this thread? Did he actually put up some spam before he got nailed? Cause I've seen a spammer do the same thing before, faking interest, so I wasn't fooled...

[Earl]

Yes, Katrin, he did put up some span ; and now he's history (hopefully). For a chuckle check out the very first post again. (Oh, by the way, tjoeltje is on vacation now.)

Why do these pests (the spammers) waste time with us? We get many more spammers than we do real members!

[Katrin]

By the way, has anybody else noticed the hyperlink in the first apostrophe of Mr. "Hope I'm welcome here"'s post? I've thought about clicking it to see what it is but I've decided not to in case it's just something obscene or harmful. Which it probably is. So could somebody else do the honours?

[abitagirl]

By the way, has anybody else noticed the hyperlink in the first apostrophe of Mr. "Hope I'm welcome here"'s post? I've thought about clicking it to see what it is but I've decided not to in case it's just something obscene or harmful. Which it probably is. So could somebody else do the honours?

I just got a "cannot find server" page. How do you hyperlink an apostrophe anyway?

I'm impressed you even noticed something like that!

[Skul]

We've got a Columbo, here!

Seriously, hyperlinking an apostrophe? Sneaky bastard. Well, it's taken care of, now.