What is Worse then Sports: Sports Series

[Fat Man]

I also send my symphony to Fat Man and he's abusive teachers.

Thank you very much, and God bless you.

Hope he got a lawsuit after he was fired.

I don't know what happened to him after he assaulted me. I only know that he was unable to get a teaching job anywhere else.

Once again, thank you very much for your sympathy.

[Sergey]

Let's make a list of the top 100 people we know as jocks!

[Fat Man]

Let's make a list of the top 100 people we know as jocks!

Sorry, but I don't know very many jock names, nor do I want to know!

I don't even want any jock name firing within the synapses of my brain!

I certainly don't want to know 100 jocks, not even one, so I'm not playing this game!

Sorry!

[Polite24]

If those were real, it would be more epic fail then shit. It would bring fail to whole a new level. I mean? Sports interfering with our shows wasn't enough? You really want to do that? I really want to punch the person who will make that possible? It would be the worst thing ever. It might not be Jerry Springer bad but you know? I really want to ban sports from schools, P.E. no, but team sports YES.


Edit: You realize the only people who mock my name are idiot American sports jocks? Ironic the country that defected off of Britain magically thinks its words are the perfect words.

Ban team sports and you have all sorts of problems, including increaed dropout rate, higher teen crime, less kids being interested in school, etc.

Sports in school aren't only for the kids who play sports. They help create school spirit among other things.

[Fat Man]

If those were real, it would be more epic fail then shit. It would bring fail to whole a new level. I mean? Sports interfering with our shows wasn't enough? You really want to do that? I really want to punch the person who will make that possible? It would be the worst thing ever. It might not be Jerry Springer bad but you know? I really want to ban sports from schools, P.E. no, but team sports YES.


Edit: You realize the only people who mock my name are idiot American sports jocks? Ironic the country that defected off of Britain magically thinks its words are the perfect words.

Ban team sports and you have all sorts of problems, including increaed dropout rate, higher teen crime, less kids being interested in school, etc.

Sports in school aren't only for the kids who play sports. They help create school spirit among other things.

Sports in school did not inspire school spirit in me. When I was in high school, my life was even threatened to the point where I had to leave for my own safety.

If I had stayed in high school, they would have made a ghost out of me!

Yeah, a haunting school spirit!

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Polite24]

You are in the minority though.

[abitagirl]

You are in the minority though.

What? Oh NO! Can't have that!

Yeah, I think you said that before. So what? Doesn't mean we're wrong!

[Polite24]

Maybe not, but it does mean you won't have much of a say in what happens or what goes on.

MOST kids get excited about things like pep rally, things like friday night football games, the homecoming game, basketball games, etc.

Take these things out and you have a dull, boring school.

[abitagirl]

Maybe not, but it does mean you won't have much of a say in what happens or what goes on.

MOST kids get excited about things like pep rally, things like friday night football games, the homecoming game, basketball games, etc.

Take these things out and you have a dull, boring school.

You mean like a school that actually focuses on, gee, I don't know, education?

[Polite24]

Yeah, but you need a balance between work and fun. Life needs to be enjoyed, and not taken so seriously all the time. Do you realize how lifeless schools would be without sports? It would be a bunch of zombies walking around just bored to death.

And, ironically enough, it's those that participate in after school activities, whether that be playing or spectating, that are the most well rounded students.

[Fat Man]

Maybe not, but it does mean you won't have much of a say in what happens or what goes on.

MOST kids get excited about things like pep rally, things like friday night football games, the homecoming game, basketball games, etc.

Take these things out and you have a dull, boring school.

Sports made school dull and boring for me.

I don't get a big thrill out of watching a bunch of ugly and smelly gorillas crashing into each other on the AstroTurf.

I once saw a train wreck, and after seeing that, watching some retards bumping into each other doesn't do a thing for me.

To me, studying science is more exciting, especially Astronomy. It's the most beautiful science there is. Also, Chemistry is really cool! I love working in a Chemistry lab, handling all the cool stuff and working with the lab equipment.

And I love art, especially working on oil paintings, which some low-life drug-dealing monkey-boys had destroyed for me when I was in high school!

You monkey-boys do not produce anything, except a strong musky stench coming from the locker rooms which one can smell from all the way across campus. That,s it! Jocks only produce, a musky stench, and the sounds of grunts and groans!

You jocks look like animals, smell like animals, and sound like animals with your mindless grunts and groans that convey no useful information.

Sorry, but I can't derive any useful information from UH! UH! UH! DUH!

No thank you, I would rather be out on a cool night, observing the sky with a telescope, smelling the cool fresh air and listening to classical music.

Football is ugly and repulsive, and it smells bad!

Music, art, and science is really cool, Astronomy is beautiful, and the cool night air smells so sweet!

[Polite24]

Again, most people do enjoy going to sporting events and socializing with their friends and peers from school.

Again, take sports out of high school and you have big, big problems.

[Fat Man]

Again, most people do enjoy going to sporting events and socializing with their friends and peers from school.

Again, take sports out of high school and you have big, big problems.

I have a BIG, BIG, REALLY BIG PROBLEM! And I don't mean my weight either!!!

They took science out of my school, forced me to watch stupid cartoons, would not allow me to study Astronomy, and forced me into a smelly locker room with a bunch of ugly retarded monkey-boys!

I have a REAL BIG PROBLEM with that!!!

[Sergey]

Again, most people do enjoy going to sporting events and socializing with their friends and peers from school.

Again, take sports out of high school and you have big, big problems.

I have a BIG, BIG, REALLY BIG PROBLEM! And I don't mean my weight either!!!

They took science out of my school, forced me to watch stupid cartoons, would not allow me to study Astronomy, and forced me into a smelly locker room with a bunch of ugly retarded monkey-boys!

I have a REAL BIG PROBLEM with that!!!

Great point! Stupid sports fanatics...

[Sergey]

Again, most people do enjoy going to sporting events and socializing with their friends and peers from school.

Again, take sports out of high school and you have big, big problems.

Less idiots trying to find a time to tackle me purposely and convince them it was an accident? I see no problems taking it out.