There are a lot of brain-dead whack-jobs out there who would like to rewrite all the textbooks, rewrite the Dictionary, make changes in the English language, and have strict laws passed telling us what we may or may not eat and controlling every other aspect of our lives.
And if you don't go along with what they say, if you go against what they want, then they will tell you, that you deserve to be on the receiving end of a violent crime, that you deserve to be mugged and beaten, shot and killed, and that women deserve to be raped, and that even children deserve to be molested and beaten and raped, and killed!
And so, we need to get a few thing straight.
OK! First of all . . . . . . .
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THIS IS A FISH!
THAT'S RIGHT! THIS IS A FISH!
NO! IT IS NOT A FUCKING SEA KITTEN!
IT IS CALLED A FISH! OK?
Now we all know about PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and they would like to have laws passed to regulate what we can eat. They would love to see America become a totally meatless society, to outlaw meat, chicken, and fish.
Also, they care more about animals that they do for people. In fact they don't even give a flying fuck about the lives of innocent children.
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ABOUT THE PETA CAMPAIGN
"People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little headsâ??which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big onesâ??well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.
Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guyâ??stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?"
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So, PETA would like to officially change the designation of these sea creatures that we, for thousands of years, have called, FISH. They would like, if from now on, that we don't call them FISH anymore but instead, they are to be designated, SEA KITTENS!
WOW! WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!
These nutsos have crossed the line and have gone way over the top.
But if we were to go along with them, then what?
OK, IF THIS IS A SEA KITTEN . . .
WELL THEN . . .
IS THIS A LAND FISH???
These nut-cases at PETA believe that just because you walk on two legs, and you can talk, that alone does not make you a person. According to them, a dog is a person. A cat is a person. A cow, a pig, a sheep, a chicken and a fish (Woops! That's Sea Kitten!) is a person.
If PETA had their way, they would rewrite all the biology textbooks, designating animals as four-legged people!
A chapter from a textbook for children written
by PETA might go something like this . . . . . . .
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Chapter 1
There are many different kinds of people living on our planet. The people we are most familiar with are the ones that walk on two legs, they can talk, and they are very clever. They wear clothes, they live in houses, and they build machines that can do all kinds of things.
Some people have four legs and they can't talk. They don't live in houses and they go about naked without any clothes. Some people have wings and they can fly, and they live up in trees, and some people have no legs at all, they have gills so they can breath under water, and fins instead of legs so they can move about through the water.
The people that walk on two legs, the ones that can talk, the ones that live in houses and wear clothes, these people are not very nice. They go out into the forest to hunt down and kill the four legged people and eat them as food, or they shoot down the people with wings, or go out to sea and hunt for the people with gills and fins and eat them. Many people with four legs are held in captivity and raised as food, or used for labor.
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YEAH RIGHT!
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!
Also, PETA wants to have leash laws repealed, because they believe that dogs should be allowed to run free, and if a pit-bull attacks your child, and it has it's jaws clamped down on your child's arm and is unable to release it's jaws, then, to spare the life of the pit-bull, it might be necessary to cut off the child's arm and let the pit-bull run off with it, while you tend to your child's injuries. If a house is on fire, and a child and a dog is trapped inside, PETA actually believes that you should attempt to rescue the dog first before attempting to rescue the child.
PETA cares more about animals than it does for humans. They don't give a damn about children, and they believe that in some cases it might be necessary to sacrifice the life of a child to spare the life of an animal.
Also, PETA would like very much to outlaw the eating of meat, chicken, and fish (Sea Kittens) and make the USA a meatless society, and some of the more extremist members of PETA have even said that anyone who eats meat, or even eggs and dairy products deserves to be raped or beaten to death, that even children who eat meat deserve to be sexually molested and even murdered!
It's ironic that they also say when parents feed their children meat, that it is child abuse, and yet, they say children who eat meat deserve more abuse, to be beaten, raped, and murdered!
And finally, according to PETA, humans are not designed to eat meat, that we are herbivores. They use how our teeth are designed as an example, that our back teeth, or molars, are designed for cracking nuts, and our molars are similar to the molars of cows and most herbivores.
But on our front teeth, we have two teeth that come to a point that are called canines, or "dog teeth" so our front teeth are similar to those of domestic dogs.
So, we have the front teeth of carnivores for eating meat and the back teeth of herbivores for eating vegetables, therefore we are omnivores since we are designed to eat both meat and vegetables.
Then PETA goes on to say, that our earliest ancestors were vegetarians, but the truth is, that our ancestors were hunters and gatherers. Most of the time they would search for roots and berries or wild fruit, but there were times when such things were not always available due to drought, or the seasons of the year, or climate changes, so during those times, they hunted animals for meat.
If our ancestors did not hunt for meat when they needed to, we as a species would have become extinct, so, according to the scientists who are experts in human biology, we are omnivores and not herbivores as PETA would have us believe.
I would also like to point out, that eating fish, especially oily fish, such as salmon, sardines, tuna, or mackerel is good for your brain. No, it's not just merely some "old wives tale" that fish is brain food, it is now a well established scientific fact. Fish has essential fatty acids, mostly Omega 3 fatty acids that is good for the brain, and the heart.
Also, all the hype about the mercury levels in fish, turns out to be an exaggeration. One would have to eat about 20 pounds of fish per day over a lifetime to accumulate any harmful levels of mercury, and most of the trace amount of mercury in fish is actually naturally occurring.
But the Government Granny Nannies have done us a great dis-service, especially to the poor, by exaggerating the mercury levels in fish. It's a now an established fact, that pregnant women who eat at least 2 servings of fish per week, will have much smarter kids. Tuna is a cheap source of Omega 3 fatty acids that even the poor can afford, as well as sardines.
But as a result of the exaggerated mercury scare, many pregnent women had stopped eating fish, and the results is more children with lower IQ scores doing poorly in school!
Oh well! I guess these kids can just play football! Right ?
Anyway . . . . .
You know, PETA is like the Nazis, embracing the same old pseudo-science that the Nazis embraced, and they also advocate the same kind of violence that the Nazis advocated.
Just like PETA, there was another well known animal lover who advocated violence against people. He murdered millions of people along with the 6 million Jews.
Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian
Then there was another well known murderer who had a cult following, and during his trial in the State of California, he said to everybody in the court "You kill and eat animals that are better than you!" which was his exact words. Of course, he is serving a life term in prison in the State of California.
Charles Mansion is a vegetarian
I don't know why it is, but there is just something about being a vegan that causes some people (not all) to become self-righteous and even violent.
OK. There is nothing wrong with being a vegetarian or even a total vegan if that is your choice. But just because I like to eat meat, chicken and FISH, and I mean FISH, not "Sea Kittens" but FISH, just because I choose to eat them, that does not make me a criminal.
What it all comes down to, is freedom of choice.
So, if you're a vegan, then fine! Just don't pass any judgment on me because I happen to like meat.
Well, as far as I'm concerned, PETA can just go pet a Sea Kitten!
HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!
HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!
I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!
