Sports Fan Licks Toilet!

[Agent 47]

From an article in a "Zoo" magazine...

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Go, dem White Sox!

[Fat Man]

WOW!

A sports fan finally doing something useful.

Now, I would like to see professional athletes, especially football players being paid a dollar and hour to do something more useful like licking toilets and licking floors.

I got a pair of boots that need to be licked, and I guess, even though I'm poor, I can afford to pay some football player or a sports fan a dollar and hour to lick some of my boots.

Of course, he has to do it in public where everyone can see it.

No, I can't afford to pay someone $100 dollars, but I can pay a dollar and hour.

Oh gee! Am I being cynical again?

[Skul]

After: "That's it? I don't have to clean the whole toilet?"

...

Did he enjoy doing that?

[Fat Man]

After: "That's it? I don't have to clean the whole toilet?"

...

Did he enjoy doing that?

Oh! I'm sure he enjoyed doing that!

And besides, he got paid $100 dollars!

That will buy a lot of Buckhorn beer!

Watching sports, especially football, is like eating shit anyway!

[Agent 47]

You know, if everybody hired sports fans to lick their toilets clean, that would create jobs, and stimulate the economy.

I don't know why the IMF didn't think of that to get us out of the Global Financial Crisis!

[Earl]

I don't, either. You know, that really bowls me over.

[Fat Man]

I don't, either. You know, that really bowls me over.

Ugh! That was two/thirds of a pun!

PU!

[recovering_fan]

You know, if everybody hired sports fans to lick their toilets clean, that would create jobs, and stimulate the economy.

I don't know why the IMF didn't think of that to get us out of the Global Financial Crisis!

Yeah, and all we have to do to fix our trade balance with the Chinese is to interest them in America's Grade-A toilet licking services. In toilet-licking, we may finally have found something we can do that the rest of the world wants !

(Or not... )

[Fat Man]

You know, if everybody hired sports fans to lick their toilets clean, that would create jobs, and stimulate the economy.

I don't know why the IMF didn't think of that to get us out of the Global Financial Crisis!

Yeah, and all we have to do to fix our trade balance with the Chinese is to interest them in America's Grade-A toilet licking services. In toilet-licking, we may finally have found something we can do that the rest of the world wants !

(Or not... )

Yeah! This is what it has all come down to!

The quality of education has been swirling down the crapper for decades.

And now, the rest of the world thinks Americans are only good for licking toilets.

Guess who we have to thank for that!



Yeah! Uh huh! That's right!

Wing, that is!

[Earl]

I don't, either. You know, that really bowls me over.

Ugh! That was two/thirds of a pun!

PU!

Pennsylvania University? What do they have to do with licking toilet bowls?

[Fat Man]

I don't, either. You know, that really bowls me over.

Ugh! That was two/thirds of a pun!

PU!

Pennsylvania University? What do they have to do with licking toilet bowls?

Probably nothing.

Now, on the other hand, Penn State has all the experts at butt-banging, raping, and toilet licking, not to mention, ass kissing!

The coaches are experts at raping and butt-banging babies while all the sports fans are experts at ass kissing and toilet licking!