Fat Man Needs to go, play sports, and get some damn exercise

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Earl wrote:I love pictures. :mrgreen:
Well, I'm glad something made you smile this evening! 8)
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Earl wrote:I love pictures. :mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
i_like_1981 wrote:I respect a person who uses the knowledge they have of our language to come onto a forum with an opposing view and attempt to have a decent discussion. He's trying his best. Defend your points all you want, Fat Man, but it's unfair to insult his English skills when he's not a native speaker and is trying his hardest to communicate with us.
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Brigan wrote:
Earl wrote:I love pictures. :mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
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Earl wrote:
Brigan wrote:
Earl wrote:I love pictures. :mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
Well, I'm glad to see everybody is all smiles now!!! 8)

I may still reach 3000 forum posts yet!

Thanks to this fiasco!!!

Even if I have to respond to a few more insults from you know who!!!

I might hit the big 3000 tonight!
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With the exception of the first couple posts on the first page of this topic which I had read shortly after they were posted, I just read through this entire thread now, so I apologize for the lateness of my input. I'm not trying to take sides here, as I'd rather observe this conflict than be part of it, but I feel that I should point out that I don't believe I ever commented on Fat Man's brother's actions. However, I don't believe this makes me, or anyone else who didn't comment on it, responsible in any form for what he attempted to do. Carry on.
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HugeFanOfBadReligion wrote:With the exception of the first couple posts on the first page of this topic which I had read shortly after they were posted, I just read through this entire thread now, so I apologize for the lateness of my input. I'm not trying to take sides here, as I'd rather observe this conflict than be part of it, but I feel that I should point out that I don't believe I ever commented on Fat Man's brother's actions. However, I don't believe this makes me, or anyone else who didn't comment on it, responsible in any form for what he attempted to do. Carry on.
Well, that's OK.

I'm sure, that unlike the three stooges who had been harassing me for the past 24 hours, that in your heart, you find my brother's attempted actions against me to be most deplorable.

Thanks for your response. 8)
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It may not be necessarily true that those three members aren't against your brother's actions. There's nothing indicating, for example, that Weltall has anything against you personally, as he has not criticized you personally but only criticized your arguments. Thus it's not safe to assume he'd support your brother taking his life. Also, regarding your earlier posts where you said you were contemplating taking your own life, don't let Internet arguments get to you. Just remember that it's very easy to criticize someone who you've never met over the Internet, and forum's often allow people to say things they wouldn't say to someone in real life. So don't take anyone's criticism online too seriously (unless of course it is constructive criticism, which can of course be beneficial).
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Fat man, it seems our discussion here is done. All you are doing is playing the victim, when what's really happening is that I'm just treating you the way you treat people you disagree with on here.

You still are unable to show respect when I asked you to do so. I guess it's something you are just incapable of. It's a shame, but I will accept it.
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Fit Man wrote:Fat man, it seems our discussion here is done. All you are doing is playing the victim, when what's really happening is that I'm just treating you the way you treat people you disagree with on here.

You still are unable to show respect when I asked you to do so. I guess it's something you are just incapable of. It's a shame, but I will accept it.
Yup, Have you seen the Offtopic forum?
[color=#FF00FF]Fat Man[/color] wrote: "bla bla bla, Because you know bigfanofbadreligion. I was "cyber raped" at my 60s yesterday. and I WAS PRETENDING TO KI.... *cough* *ehm*... I mean.... ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I WANTED SHOW THAT I WAS A DRAMA QUEE... opps... erm... I mean.... MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT ME"
I'll bet he'll use that as a new excuse on new debates, Which will probably fail AGAIN Stating relevant facts.
i_like_1981 wrote:I respect a person who uses the knowledge they have of our language to come onto a forum with an opposing view and attempt to have a decent discussion. He's trying his best. Defend your points all you want, Fat Man, but it's unfair to insult his English skills when he's not a native speaker and is trying his hardest to communicate with us.
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Safety wrote:Amazing.
:mrgreen:






Send in the clowns. :P

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[b][color=#FF00FF]Fit Shit[/color][/b] wrote:Fat man, it seems our discussion here is done. All you are doing is playing the victim, when what's really happening is that I'm just treating you the way you treat people you disagree with on here.

You still are unable to show respect when I asked you to do so. I guess it's something you are just incapable of. It's a shame, but I will accept it.
You're right!

There is nothing further to discuss!

I would have posted a comment sooner, but I had to go out today, do my shopping, and taking care of other business, so, unlike some of you infantile losers here who still sleep in a crib and wear diapers, I happen have a life of my own to live! OK?

Well, anyway . . . . . . .

You got your (mind?) made up that I'm worthless because I'm fat, and no good at sports!

Well, sorry Jimbo Bubbah Booey! But I have some very bad news for you!

Sports is not the most valuable thing there is, nor is it humanity's highest endeavor. It's not even in the middle range, but rather, it's at the very bottom of the trash heap!

Yes, you may be stronger than I am, and faster, and perhaps even better looking, but that does not make you superior.

A horse is much stronger and much faster than you are, and if we value the worth of a life based on speed and strength, then I would say that a horse has more value to me than your pathetic little life.

In which case, you should stop going to church, and instead, go to the nearest stable, and bow down and worship a horse, and pay homage to it, and lay down in it's dung!

I don't have to show you any respect, just because you happen to be more athletic!

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You want me to show you respect, when after you first came in here and called me a worthless fat fuck and a disgrace to humanity before knowing the facts, without knowing about my inability to participate in sports due to a crippled up left leg which was years before I became overweight!

But then, I guess you're just a Fascist NAZI scum-bucKKKet piece of human garbage who hates people that are physically handicapped.

You may go straight to fucking Hell and suck Hitler's cock, you worthless piece of dog shit!

No, I don't have to respect you, because you're a low-life scum-bag, a little toilet guppy!

I only respect scientists, philosophers, artists, musicians, poets, intellectuals who have studied hard and earned a degree, and who go on to make discoveries that are a benefit to humanity.

I have no respect for politicians, or TV evangelists, or jocks! I hate anything that has to do with sports!

You come in here to these forums to kick me around and then you demand respect from me???

FUCK YOU!

KISS MY FAT ASS!

And by the way Brigan and Weltall, both of you are also on my Shit List because you took Fit Shit's side against me.

So, the both of you can also go straight to fucking Hell and join Fit Shit down there sucking Hitler's cock and have yourselves a happy little foursome!
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Fat man, your ignorance is showing and excessive diarrhea of the mouth is showing.

Also, go ahead and tell yourself that you have a life, if that makes you feel better.

You say you only respect "scientists, philosophers, artists, musicians, poets, intellectuals who have studied hard and earned a degree, and who go on to make discoveries that are a benefit to humanity."

Are you even any of those yourself? You don't seem to be. You have made zero contributions to society. All you have done is just show your butthurt on the internet. I guess you shouldn't even respect yourself, according to your oh so mighty beliefs?

You also seem to be an outright shitty friend. I'm don't remember who exactly it is, I think it's Earl. He's a religious man, yet you continuously mock religion and all of its principles. If you cannot even show courtesy to your friends, how in the world are you supposed to expect people to be nice to you back?

I know you're 61 or 62 or whatever, but it's never too late to learn a life lesson. You are going to continue to isolate yourself from people if you keep this attitude up. You will end up just being a bitter old man who has nobody. It's not too late to change your path and be a fucking decent human being. People will want to be around you if you can do this. This isn't high school anymore. Very few people will pick on you for no reason, so just give it a shot.
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Maybe you should get a fucking life instead of flaming on our forums about your little retarded game of run around the field chasing a ball, fat people are awsome I don't fucking care what you think I'm fat and I'm very fit and I actually do exercise like walking not playing retarded prep games, that you fucking retards play fat man us fat people are awsome dont listen to that faggot! He's just jelious that we're intelligent unlike him who's a total retarded freak who knows nothing but running around chasing balls! I rest my case mummer f***er!

Have a nice day making a fool of yourself.
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Sporthater2000 wrote:Maybe you should get a fucking life instead of flaming on our forums about your little retarded game of run around the field chasing a ball, fat people are awsome I don't fucking care what you think I'm fat and I'm very fit and I actually do exercise like walking not playing retarded prep games, that you fucking retards play fat man us fat people are awsome dont listen to that faggot! He's just jelious that we're intelligent unlike him who's a total retarded freak who knows nothing but running around chasing balls! I rest my case mummer f***er!

Have a nice day making a fool of yourself.
TROLLOLOLOLOLOL

Nice try though. go back to 4chan.
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[b][color=#FF00FF]Fit Shit[/color][/b] wrote:Fat man, your ignorance is showing and excessive diarrhea of the mouth is showing.

Also, go ahead and tell yourself that you have a life, if that makes you feel better.

You say you only respect "scientists, philosophers, artists, musicians, poets, intellectuals who have studied hard and earned a degree, and who go on to make discoveries that are a benefit to humanity."

Are you even any of those yourself? You don't seem to be. You have made zero contributions to society. All you have done is just show your butthurt on the internet. I guess you shouldn't even respect yourself, according to your oh so mighty beliefs?
How could I contribute when I was being denied and education, always being suspended from school because of some stupid incident in the gym?

How can I contribute, when every attempt to build something, to work on a project was destroyed? For example: some of my art projects having been destroyed when I was in high school. My own brother wanted to blow me away with a shotgun to stop me from building a telescope.

And then after having been beaten and raped at the age of 17 buy an older man, I suffered a complete mental breakdown, and I was unable to continue my education.

I could have been able to contribute, I could have been something, but no.

I was emotionally and mentally destroyed because low-life donkey-fucking sports loving redneck scumbags pieces of human garbage like you ganged up on me, and harasses me, and destroyed everything I tried to do, all because, in this great Christard Funny-mentalist nation of ours, sports is more important than anything else, and now, we have Christard morons running this country who think science is evil!

If you and I were to meet in person, I would knock your fucking teeth out with my cane, and send your lower jaw swinging around to the back of your neck, and for the rest of your fucking pathetic little life, you'll have to suck mush through a straw!

You actually think you're a better person than I am just because you're and athlete, and I'm not?

YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE!
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