I come to work on a Friday, and some moron asks me, "so who you rootin' for this Sunday?". I look back at them, puzzled, and say, "what are you talking about". Then they say, "the Superbowl, man!". Then I smile, and reply, "I don't even know who's playing, man!". Then said moron looks back at me with a dumbfounded look, and I walk off smiling, knowing that I can go somewhere this coming Sunday afternoon where I would normally NOT go, because there are too many people. Only now, I can go, knowing that 90% of mankind will be firmly planted on their sofas watching the biggest idiot fest of the year.
Anyway, I just joined this forum. I Googled "I hate sports", just for the hell of it, too see if there were any other like minded people out there celebrating the hatred of all things "ball". I found this forum.
So hello, my name is Bart, I am a straight, red-blooded American, who can't stand sports, or anything related to sports, or people who like sports so much, that they think any straight man who doesn't like sports is either retarded or gay.
And while I am on the subject, I should add, I hate that sports is considered "news". Its not. Its entertainment, and the lowest possible form of it at that. No, I don't want the sports page. No, I don't care if some baseball player is juicing.
Life is so much easier when you don't feel compelled to fit in.
Bart
PS - I just wanted to add, that I have absolutely no problem with gays, nor do I have any homophobic tendancies. I am 100% secure in my straightness, and my hatred for sports. It is possible, you know!
