The Month of Hell begins

[Lewis]

It starts again tomorrow, hopefully I will to avoid it. No doubt it will be more popular than the Second Coming of Christ, all I can say is 'Thank God for Big Brother'.

[i_like_1981]

It starts again tomorrow, hopefully I will to avoid it. No doubt it will be more popular than the Second Coming of Christ, all I can say is 'Thank God for Big Brother'.

Are you a fan of Big Brother or are you just thanking God for it because it may offset the football news a bit? I didn't have you down as a Big Brother fan, Lewis. However, I do hear this is the last series they'll be making. Can't say I'll miss it, but still, there are plenty of other morons humiliating themselves in front of the media for people's amusement.

At the office today there were some people comparing their World Cup sticker books during the lunch period and doing swaps with each other. One of them said to me "You got any swaps, 1981?" in a sarcastic voice. Very funny. I also hate this time in the world - every fourth year, when footbore comes home!

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[HugeFanOfBadReligion]

Speaking of the World Cup, I heard that Kim Jong-il banned the World Cup from being televised in North Korea unless North Korea wins. I find that quite funny.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... a-win.html

[abitagirl]

I didn't even know until recently that the USA even played in the World Bore. Just shows how little I know about it, I guess. It doesn't really seem to be talked about much around here, I think.

I HOPE WE LOSE!

[TheTacticalTom]

I didn't even know until recently that the USA even played in the World Bore. Just shows how little I know about it, I guess. It doesn't really seem to be talked about much around here, I think.

I HOPE WE LOSE!

Yeah to hell with the world cup! I'm always getting spam emails in my inbox relating to that stupid event; why would I be intrested in doing a load of deals relating to some guys chasing some piece of rubber? And how are these dumb emails getting in my inbox even though I never go on any sports sites? Whenever I see one of these stupid football spam mails I keep thinking "Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer!"

[i_like_1981]

What happened to your profile, Tom? Did you delete it yourself? Why, what a shame.

Anyways, today is the official start of the World Cup! All around me the flags of red and white hang around! People surrender their lives and hopes to a bunch of guys who they've never met in real life and never will meet! Now then, who's hoping England will screw up their first game tomorrow? As for you Americans... are you hoping the USA will screw up their first game tomorrow? Let the FUN begin!

Oh, and you just gotta like Google's logo design today. It's a veritable classic.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Skul]

What happened to your profile, Tom? Did you delete it yourself? Why, what a shame.

Correction -- what a sham.

[abitagirl]

Oh, and you just gotta like Google's logo design today. It's a veritable classic.

??? Earlier it was the birthday of Jacques Cousteau, now they changed it to soccer? Guess the World Bore is more important.

[SensibleSportsman]

(Fat Man's post on page 2.)

This post gave me cancer.

Did you really need to quote that entire post for a one-line response?
-Skul

[i_like_1981]

The World Cup is now underway! The first match has just finished. I hear it was a draw. Oh how exciting. Go on football fans! Keep bleating!

The Month of Hell is now back. What on earth am I going to do tomorrow evening while England play their first match? Well, I suppose I could crack my head against a door repeatedly. Hey, it'll beat the footbore...

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Skul]

Sportsman, please don't quote entire posts, especially verbose ones like that.

[i_like_1981]

(Fat Man's post on page 2.)

This post gave me cancer.

Did you really need to quote that entire post for a one-line response?
-Skul

Are you, by any chance, the guy who he's talking about in that post?

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Fat Man]

(Fat Man's post on page 2.)

This post gave me cancer.

Did you really need to quote that entire post for a one-line response?
-Skul

Are you, by any chance, the guy who he's talking about in that post?

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Well, I hope all of my posts gives all sports fans cancer!

It would be nice if all sports fans across the country got cancer just from knowing that not everybody likes sports.

Maybe all of us who don't like sports, we should go out into the streets with loud speakers and shout over and over again WE HATE SPORTS! WE HATE SPORTS! WE HATE SPORTS! and watch as all the sports fans in their single axle trailer homes wither away and die!

Now I know why I was bullied around in my school by the jocks. They were afraid that they would die from cancer just from seeing me reading Astronomy books or something!

No, actually, the jocks are more likely to get sexually transmissible diseases from having sex with barn yard animals and spreading it to their innocent victims while sodomizing kids in the locker rooms!

Yeah, NonsensicalSportsman, go get cancer and DIE!!!

[Earl]

Enough already, Fat Man! Wishing that entire groups of people would die is not a sign of maturity. In fact, it's downright sinful. I dare you to find a single post at a sports fan website that calls for the death of all nerds and geeks. You bring reproach on this website when you engage in such hateful rhetoric. I have to object for the sake of us who do not share your extreme views. You have the right to speak out, but the rest of us also have the right to respond.

I swear, Fat Man, when you go off the deep end with these rants, it's almost enough to turn me into a sports fan.

[Fat Man]

I was only kidding.

SensibleSportsman said that reading one of my earlier posts on the second page gave him cancer, so I was merely joking that we should keep on posting more anti-sports comments to see if it would give more sports fans cancer.

Which is pure nonsense of course.