Ha ha, some funny stuff here. I can't say I agree with all of it but I'll let you have your laughs. Here's some Mike Tyson jokes for your amusement:
http://www.ahajokes.com/spo16.html
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Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
My, you're so gracious.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde
Go, Montana State Bobcats!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRq4_uxM ... re=related
Go, Montana State Bobcats!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRq4_uxM ... re=related
Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Hey, guess what - this is SportsSuck.org's 20,000 th post!
HAPPY SPORTS HATING, EVERYBODY!
Here is a 20,000 th post commemorative joke...
Q: Why did the sports fan cross the road?
A: Because everybody else did!
HAPPY SPORTS HATING, EVERYBODY!
Here is a 20,000 th post commemorative joke...
Q: Why did the sports fan cross the road?
A: Because everybody else did!
"We can’t find a healthy brain in an ex-football player."
http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/2873539.htm
http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/2873539.htm
Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
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If only sports fans came with remote controls...
If only sports fans came with remote controls...
"We can’t find a healthy brain in an ex-football player."
http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/2873539.htm
http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/2873539.htm
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Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Can I get one that has a [DESTRUCT] button on it, or at least an [OFF] button?
I don't mean just the one for turning off the rioting, but simply for turning the sports fan off, sort of like a [DIE] button.
I thought it should also have a [THINK] button, but if you tried to get a sports fan or a jock to think his (brain?) might over-heat and explode, so it would only serve as a [DIE] button anyway, and would have to be labeled as such.
I don't mean just the one for turning off the rioting, but simply for turning the sports fan off, sort of like a [DIE] button.
I thought it should also have a [THINK] button, but if you tried to get a sports fan or a jock to think his (brain?) might over-heat and explode, so it would only serve as a [DIE] button anyway, and would have to be labeled as such.
I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!
All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Yes, of course. That's it. An "Off" switch is pretty much the only function that's required really, isn't it.
Here is the latest model...
Here is the latest model...
"We can’t find a healthy brain in an ex-football player."
http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/2873539.htm
http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/2873539.htm