Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???

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Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???

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Ha ha, some funny stuff here. I can't say I agree with all of it but I'll let you have your laughs. Here's some Mike Tyson jokes for your amusement:

http://www.ahajokes.com/spo16.html
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My, you're so gracious.
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Go, Montana State Bobcats!

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Hey, guess what - this is SportsSuck.org's 20,000 th post!

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Here is a 20,000 th post commemorative joke...


Q: Why did the sports fan cross the road?

A: Because everybody else did!

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"We can’t find a healthy brain in an ex-football player."

http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/2873539.htm
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If only sports fans came with remote controls...
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"We can’t find a healthy brain in an ex-football player."

http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/2873539.htm
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Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???

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Can I get one that has a [DESTRUCT] button on it, or at least an [OFF] button?

I don't mean just the one for turning off the rioting, but simply for turning the sports fan off, sort of like a [DIE] button.

I thought it should also have a [THINK] button, but if you tried to get a sports fan or a jock to think his (brain?) might over-heat and explode, so it would only serve as a [DIE] button anyway, and would have to be labeled as such.
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All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
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Yes, of course. That's it. An "Off" switch is pretty much the only function that's required really, isn't it.

Here is the latest model...

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"We can’t find a healthy brain in an ex-football player."

http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/2873539.htm
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