THE COST OF BEING A MORON HAS GONE UP - THANKS TO ME!!!

[Fat Man]

As you all know, from an earlier topic, I ride around in one of those power-chairs, The JAZZY 614 HD, because of the arthritis in my knees and ankles, so I can't walk very far, so I use my JAZZY to get around.

Anyway . . . . . .

About a couple of weeks ago, I wanted to shop at this Walmart, and as I got off the bus in my JAZZY, and onto the sidewalk, while I was heading toward the corner to cross the street, I could not get there because some MORON had parked his pickup truck in such a way that the ass end was hanging over the sidewalk, so I had to go around, and my power chair got bogged down in loose gravel.

I was so pissed off that I took my keys out of my pocket, and scratched the word MORON on the tailgate of his truck, and I had to get help to get my power chair freed from the loose gravel.

So, I decided that I'm going to be the cause of the cost of being a moron to go up.

Again, last week, the same thing happened.

Only this time, it was a car with the front end hanging over the sidewalk, so I took out my keys and scratched MORON on the front hood of his car, and then I had to go over the curb to get onto the parking lot before making my way to the corner to cross the street.

Well, last Tuesday, I went out to do my shopping at the Walmart as usual, and I saw the very same car, but this time the front end was not hanging over the sidewalk, and then yesterday I went shopping at the Walmart, I saw the same car again, and again the front end was not overhanging the sidewalk, so I guess he learned his lesson.

Yes, his car still has MORON scratched on his hood. It will probably cost him anywhere from $300 to $500 dollars to get a new paint job on his car. It's not going to be cheap, because it's a fairly new car.

But I don't give a flying fuck!

As far as I'm concerned, the cost of being a MORON has just gone up!

I'm sick and tired of MORONS who have more money than I have because they get paid so damn much just for chasing balls, or they were better able to get decent jobs because they were better able to get along well in school since they were sports fans, while I got beaten and bullied around because I preferred science rather than sports, hence, not being able to get a decent job, and not being able to have a nice car and having to use the city bus system.

OK, I can live with that.

But please, please, please, at least, please don't block the sidewalks with your cars so that people in wheelchairs can get around! You got that? MORONS???

Also, morons are taking our freedom away from us.

Several years ago, here in El Paso, we had a lake where people can go swimming, fishing, and boating. But now the park is shut down because some MORONS got drunk while in a boat in the middle of the lake and drowned. So, to protect MORONS, they shut down the recreational facility, and no more swimming, fishing, or boating, thanks to MORONS!

Excuse me, but there is a thing called Natural Selection!!!

MORONS ARE SUPPOSE TO DIE!!!

That's what help to improve the human gene pool!

But NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

We have to give up our freedom, just to protect morons, and allow morons to live and reproduce, and thus, further contaminate the human gene pool.

No, why can't we just allow morons to have sex with barnyard animals so they can get a disease and die like they're suppose to!

Gee! Ain't I a fat bitch!!!

[Earl]

Fat Man, people who block sidewalks with their cars are thoughtless jerks; and I have no respect for them. But you take a big risk when you scratch on their cars. Just as there is road rage, I'm sure that there's also parking lot rage (as funny as that may sound). You need to be careful about people who are hotheads, people who will react violently at the slightest pretext. You could also get into trouble with the police, who would only be doing their job. I'm speaking to you as a friend. You know that I'm on your side. I just don't want you to get hurt. Speaking as a married man whose wife is legally blind, I know that life is not fair.

[Fat Man]

Fat Man, people who block sidewalks with their cars are thoughtless jerks; and I have no respect for them. But you take a big risk when you scratch on their cars. Just as there is road rage, I'm sure that there's also parking lot rage (as funny as that may sound). You need to be careful about people who are hotheads, people who will react violently at the slightest pretext. You could also get into trouble with the police, who would only be doing their job. I'm speaking to you as a friend. You know that I'm on your side. I just don't want you to get hurt. Speaking as a married man whose wife is legally blind, I know that life is not fair.

Yes, I have thought about that.

So, I'm going to buy a pack of note card and some sticky tape, and then I'll write them a "ticket" for being a MORON and tape it to their car.

Of course, I'm assuming they can read!

Jocks shouldn't be allowed to drive Hummers until they can learn how to spell Hummer!

[Earl]

That's a great idea! I just don't want you to get into trouble.

[Ray]

I think it's very possible that both those offenders are scratching their heads wondering WHY someone scratched the word moron into their car.

I doubt they realize that they offended anyone or blocked the sidewalk. Unless the scenario made it obvious.

[abitagirl]

No, why can't we just allow morons to have sex with barnyard animals so they can get a disease and die like they're suppose to!

Now why would you want to do that to those poor barnyard animals?

[Earl]

Talk about cruelty to animals.

[Fat Man]

No, why can't we just allow morons to have sex with barnyard animals so they can get a disease and die like they're suppose to!

Now why would you want to do that to those poor barnyard animals?

Talk about cruelty to animals.

Yeah! You guys are right.

Now we have plenty of desert plants like cactus that these morons can fuck.

They can fuck a yucca!



Hey! That rhymes!

I'm a poet and don't even know it!

[Earl]

... a prickly subject

[abitagirl]

And quite a sticky situation too.