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Ray wrote:
robofish wrote:
Skul wrote:If my IQ was two points higher, i would sit on rays face and fart.
you should check with ray first.


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have a seat skul and let her rip .i love brown liquid farts
maybe you two should get a room
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Robofish, you do realise that quoting something and then changing the words does not change the original post, right? While you may harbour fantasies of seeing or hearing about two guys getting it on with each other, the truth is, it's never going to happen.

Is it possible for you to stop being a retard? Even remotely?
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robofish wrote:
Ray wrote:
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Skul wrote:If your IQ was two points higher, you'd be a rock.
But what can I do? I'm a sports fan.
What the---- what happened to your avatar face?! Did somebody prank you or did you actually choose that awful look?
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That's another thing I hate about sports fans, I bet if they were going to do something with their wives or girlfriends and she took a while to put her makeup they would bitch, but I wonder if these woman bitch when their sports fan husband or boyfriends take a while to put on their makeup?

But oh no, wait... if a sports fan does it then it's called painting your face to support your team; it's still makeup dumbasses! Gotta get made up pretty cause honey might see me in the stands wearing his shirt and rooting for my man. :roll:

Sarcasm isn't it great?

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Fitz301 wrote:That's another thing I hate about sports fans, I bet if they were going to do something with their wives or girlfriends and she took a while to put her makeup they would bitch, but I wonder if these woman bitch when their sports fan husband or boyfriends take a while to put on their makeup?

But oh no, wait... if a sports fan does it then it's called painting your face to support your team; it's still makeup dumbasses! Gotta get made up pretty cause honey might see me in the stands wearing his shirt and rooting for my man. :roll:

Sarcasm isn't it great?

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a ha ha ha ha ha ha - :lol: I never thought of that. What if the player spots the fan in the stands wearing his shirt? what if they make eye contact? aa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha --that's funny. man love.
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I don't know how many of you have seen this, but there's a commercial on the television for Viagra where this couple is sitting on the couch, and of course the guy is watching sports (according to TV that's how all guys are portrayed). Anyway, the woman gets up all sexy-like and wants to go to the bedroom. Get this, the guy actually can't decide which he would rather do!

I have some issues with this ad:

First, why did he take the Viagra if he had no intention of having sex with his wife or girlfriend, and then watch a gayme?

Second, are they implying if a woman isn't enough to turn you on, maybe some viagra and sports are?

Third, does this guy normally take Viagra to watch a gayme?!

Supposedly the commercial was for men with erectile dysfunction. WHATEVER!!!! If that's the case, then there's no such thing as homosexuals, just a bunch of guys with E.D. because they're not turned by women either!

Just food for thought...

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Wow are you totally fucking retarded or just stupid??? Look closer at the commercial. The guy who liked sports had a hot girlfriend. He was older too, but probably a tough guy and not a pussy like nerd. That's the diffrence. Jocks get girls like that and nerds can't because no women wants a guy who plays videogams all day long.
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If want to hear something from an ass... I'll fart.

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HAHAHA!!! lol thats hilarious. Did mommy tell you to say that one??? Is that the best comeback you have though serioursly?? C'mon, i thought you were the smart one and i was the dumbass jock.
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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
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Skul wrote:Robofish, you do realise that im gay and love to shave rays ass and balls . While you may harbour fantasies of seeing or hearing about two women getting it on with each other, the truth is, it's never going to happen with me because i like it up my ass and i like ray on my face .

Is it possible for you to stop picking on me ? please
alright dont cry
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Skul wrote:Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
WAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HAHA

sorry, but that was funny.

Skul, I think it's time we rolled up our sleeves and put an ol' fashoned ass-whoopin' on these boys!
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Fitz301 wrote:I don't know how many of you have seen this, but there's a commercial on the television for Viagra where this couple is sitting on the couch, and of course the guy is watching sports (according to TV that's how all guys are portrayed). Anyway, the woman gets up all sexy-like and wants to go to the bedroom. Get this, the guy actually can't decide which he would rather do!

I have some issues with this ad:

First, why did he take the Viagra if he had no intention of having sex with his wife or girlfriend, and then watch a gayme?

Second, are they implying if a woman isn't enough to turn you on, maybe some viagra and sports are?

Third, does this guy normally take Viagra to watch a gayme?!

Supposedly the commercial was for men with erectile dysfunction. WHATEVER!!!! If that's the case, then there's no such thing as homosexuals, just a bunch of guys with E.D. because they're not turned by women either!

Just food for thought...

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yeah..I didn't know what to think of it either. Maybe it's an ad targeting women. Those women who have husbands who are addicted to watching sports on TV. Maybe some drugs dropped in his gatorade will put some lead in his pencil thereby providing some kind of distraction so that the woman can break his fixation on those men on TV and more properly direct his affections. poor ladies. I hope it works for them.
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I don't want to flame on people who have E.D., cause it is a very real affliction. But what the hell is up with that ad?

Fitz301 :?:
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Fitz301 wrote:I don't want to flame on people who have E.D., cause it is a very real affliction. But what the hell is up with that ad?

Fitz301 :?:
oh yeah.. I understand.. I don't think anybody would think you were makin' fun of people with that problem.
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