Sports ruin everything (warning big pictures)

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Sports ruin everything (warning big pictures)

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The topic is tongue in cheek so don't bitch about it.

I was leaving work one night, and decided to take a picture of the awesome sunset. Of course the shot was ruined due to all the lighting on the sports fields down the street.
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Thank God for geeks, i was able to erase the ugly sports lighting out of the picture.

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But I like ugly sports lighting, and I love BIG PICTURES! :mrgreen:
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You're so right about how sports fucks up everything!

When I was going to college at NMSU New Mexico State University back in the mid 1970's I was taking courses in Astronomy. One Friday nights we had Astronomy Lab and we would go out to the observatory which was on the edge of a track running field.

There was also a Tennis Court not far from the track field and it was lit up by really bright lights on high poles, and it would cause such a glare in the sky we could barely see any stars.

The lights were on all the time, even when nobody was play tennis. Also it was during the winter months, and like, who in the fucking Hell plays tennis at night in the middle of winter?

I chose to take Astronomy courses during the winter semesters because the winter constellations are my favorite. I enjoy looking at the Orion Nebula and the Pleiades Cluster through a large telescope. The summer constellations suck! Sorry God! But it's true!

But it's awfully hard to see these objects when the sky is all lit up by the lights over a stupid tennis court. So, we had to demand that the light be turned off at the tennis court when nobody was using it.

And on nights when they had a football game, it was even worse because the stadium would be all lit up.

Yeah! Sports ruins everything!

Sports is ugly and it smells bad!
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omg, This is hilarious! If there is something in a photo you do not like, edit it out....Stop complaining. Its funny...the only reason you guys can bitch is to say sports suck because of Lights, Lights! LOL.
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Dear lord, hand that boy the stupidity award.
Not only did you not read this post, you failed to see i did edit the picture (once again thanks to some geek programmer, not a football player), you've also failed to read any posts on here, where numerous times we have expressed our reasons for hating sports, though, mostly because they involve morons like you. In the history of this forum, i believe this is the first time lights have even come up.

Email me your address and i'll get you a subscription to Highlights magazine and you can learn to do those "spot the difference" photos.
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rotten wrote:In the history of this forum, i believe this is the first time lights have even come up.
Friday Night Lights! :roll: :lol:
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rcfreak339 wrote:omg, This is hilarious! If there is something in a photo you do not like, edit it out....Stop complaining. Its funny...the only reason you guys can bitch is to say sports suck because of Lights, Lights! LOL.
Yeah! Damn straight, I'm bitching about lights!

When I was taking Astronomy courses at NMSU, and when we went out to the observatory for Astronomy Lab, the bright lights from the tennis court and from the football arena would light up the sky and interfere with using the telescope.

Well, I guess I get to use my Verbal Wood Chipper now since you have proved yourself to be such a total moron!

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Science is far more important than sports! YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

All over the world amateur astronomers are sweeping the night sky searching for asteroids. There is always the possibility that an asteroid might collide with the earth. It's not a question of IF, but a question of WHEN!

If we can spot such an asteroid soon enough, we can send out a space probe to intercept is and deflect its course so that it will miss the earth entirely.

So, having amateur astronomers everywhere scanning the skis, this would serve as an early warning system, which just might one day save our collective ass!

In fact, an asteroid is due to arrive soon and it will just barely miss the earth by 18,000 and that is damn close!

Read this! MORON!!!
Asteroid Apophisâ??Hit or Miss?

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Friday the 13th, April, 2029: If you're superstitious, this might not be a good day to schedule a near-Earth asteroid encounter. But, as it happens, that's the day that the Near Earth Asteroid (NEA) Apophis will make a very close flyby of Earth, a once in 800 years event for an asteroid Apophis' size.

Fortunately, scientists have already predicted, 20 years in advance, that this is our lucky day: Apophis won't hit the Earth at that time. Rest assured (pretty much).

Discovered in 2004, Apophis is an asteroid about 270 meters across that orbits the Sun at distances ranging from about one astronomical unit (1 AU; the distance between Earth and the Sun) and about three quarters of an AU. Apophis orbits the Sun once every 323 days.

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Apophis is about the same size as the asteroid that
blasted the mile-wide Barringer Crater in Arizona.
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After its initial discovery, before our knowledge of its orbital trajectory had been refined, astronomers had predicted that there was a small chance it could hit the Earth on April 13, 2029, but as we got a clearer picture of its orbit the probability dwindled to practically nothing. Instead, Apophis will pass by Earth no closer than about 18,000 miles. Whew! Disaster averted, and we didn't even have to send Bruce Willis to deal with it.

But waitâ??that's not all. Though Apophis almost certainly won't hit us in 2029, there's a chance that this close encounter will set the asteroid up for an impact with Earth in 2036â??something like 1 in 45,000.

So, if we know there won't be an impact in 2029, why don't we know whether or not there will be one in 2036? Why all the suspense?

Here's where I pull out my pinball analogy. Think of a pinball machine. The play zone around your flippers represents near-Earth space, the various bumpers up in the field represent all the planets, the Sun, and other large asteroids of the Solar System, and the pinball represents a Near Earth Asteroid, like Apophis.

When the pinball inevitably comes into the play zone, there are two possibilities: either it will hit (or be hit by) one of your flippers and thus be deflected back into the field where it will bounce around some more between bumpers, or it will sail right through that dreaded "window" between the tips of the flippers and fall into the end pocketâ??which represents Terra Firma and a catastrophe if a NEA falls there. As any pinball player knows, it's nearly impossible to predict exactly what path the pinball will follow into the play zone until it gets close.

It's a lot like that with a NEA in the Solar System: as it orbits around the Sun, its course is influenced by the gravitational pull of planets, large asteroids, and potentially smaller asteroids that it might pass close to. A very small deviation in a NEA's direction or speed can, over time, "amplify" into a very large difference in position much farther down the road.

Given the 2029 close encounter with Earth, though we're reasonably confident Apophis won't hit us on that pass, we don't know precisely how that encounter will alter Apophis' orbit. The gravitational interaction between Earth and a NEA passing close by is a complex one, with many variables, not the least of which is Earth's non-uniform gravitational field.

If Apophis passes Earth through precisely the right "window" in 2029â??say, right between the flipper tipsâ??then it could be set up for an impact at its 2036 encounter. That window, called a gravitational keyhole, is only about 600 meters across for the 2029 encounter.

As we gather more data on Apophis, we'll get a better prediction for what may happen in 2036â??but right now the odds are that it will ultimately miss us at that time. That's a good thing, too, because at that time Bruce Willis will be 81 years oldâ?¦ and even John Glenn was only 80 when he returned to spaceâ?¦
Anyway . . . . .

We can all be thankful for the Astro-nerds or Astronomy geeks who are patrolling the skies above us for any incoming asteroid. The last time an asteroid collided with the earth was about 60 million years ago, and that is what wiped out the dinosaurs and most of the life on the planet.

It could very well happen again, unless we act to prevent it, and we do have the technology to prevent it.

So, science is far more important than sports, and someday science just might save your moronic monkey-boy-ass!

I think they should make all night sporting event illegal and they should only be held during the day, because we don't need to have so many sports arenas lighting up the night skies and interfering with astronomical observations.

And besides, little boy, you immature sports-tards should not be out so late at night. You should all be in bed while those of us who are more grown-up are out at night, and believe me, a 12 year old amateur astronomer is more grown up and adult-like than a 30 year old wife-beating child raping redneck Sports Bore!!!

You monkey-boys and Sports Bores, in your case, Sports BOre, because you stink and you suck, you're all parasites and a drain on resources, and a threat to humanity.

Sports is about as useless as tits on a nun and balls on a priest!

You got that? JIMBO BUBBAH BOOIE!?!
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Let the wild rumpus begin! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
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Earl wrote:Let the wild rumpus begin! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
YEAH! I'm really going to RAISE A BIG RUMPUS!!!

That's cuz the Fat Man has a big fat rumpus!

And I'm gonna raise it!!!
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I'll see your rumpus and rasie you a rumpus.
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Now, that I'd really like to see! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:

Hey, rcfreak339, where are you? Get over here and stir up the natives! :lol: Come on! I want to see some action! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: (Where is that kid?)
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rotten wrote:The topic is tongue in cheek so don't bitch about it.

I was leaving work one night, and decided to take a picture of the awesome sunset. Of course the shot was ruined due to all the lighting on the sports fields down the street.



Thank God for geeks, i was able to erase the ugly sports lighting out of the picture.
That's MUCH better!
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