International I Hate Sports Club

I have noticed recently, that the rabid sports fans have come up with a new angle.

Sometimes when ever I say that I hate jocks, or call them monkey-boys, I get accused of racism.

But then I have to point out, that I don't like jocks, regardless of race or skin color. I don't give a damn if you're white, black, brown, red, yellow, or chartreuse with shocking pink polka-dots! If you're a jock then you're a monkey-boy!

Some time I give the following reaction.

Oh gee! I was not aware that jocks are a race! What nationality are jocks? What country do all jocks come from? Jockovania???

Well, I guess I must be a racist then, because I'm prejudiced against Jokovanians!

YEAH RIGHT!!!

Maybe they're not listening to you or paying attention and thinking that the "monkey boy" part is the racist part.

RaleighRob wrote:Maybe they're not listening to you or paying attention and thinking that the "monkey boy" part is the racist part.

You know, you're probably right.

But sometimes, even when I don't use the term "monkey-boy", and simply refer to them as jocks, I still get accused of racism just for saying I hate football or that I don't like jocks.

It's just another card that sports bores like to play, just like they play the sissy or fag card, or the unpatriotic card, so now they play the race card.

Just wait! It's only a matter of time, then they will play the terrorist card, and start advocating that anyone who hates football be classified as a terrorist and sent to Gitmo.

Fat Man wrote:Just wait! It's only a matter of time, then they will play the terrorist card, and start advocating that anyone who hates football be classified as a terrorist and sent to Gitmo.

Hey, we're already being called un-American for not watching the Super Bore. Who knows?

Yea most of the kids at my school say "racist" for no reason, and it's said A LOT. In fact, a high school teacher came to substitute one day and even noted that she heard the word more times in that day than she ever heard in the high school in a year. Idiocracy, I say...