International I Hate Sports Club

My grandpa is obsessed with sports, right? And somehow, this conservative fossil thinks I'm gay! Just because I hate sports, and I read and drew during "his" Super Bore party, doesn't mean I'm gay. Bringing up this, the moronic meatheads in my science class lobbed spitballs at me, made from litmus paper and indicator!

Hello,
If my grandfather, or anyone else for that matter told me I was gay for not watching sports, I would just remind them that it wasn't me transfixed with watching other sweaty men on television touch each other and slap each other on the ass. Then I would ask them when the last time they paid as much attention to a woman, namely their wives or girlfriends.
Then just to salt the wound even more, I would them how many touchdowns did (insert some sports fag name here) last season, after they answer correctly would then ask when their wife or girlfriends birthday was or when their anniversary was. Usually they can answer the sports question but not the important date question, most sports fags can know more about the men they idolize than the women in their life and that's is GAY!

Why do you think they call it a GAY-ME?

*sigh* that sounds horrible... I think that you should do what Fitz suggested, just cause that would be hilarious! It's always a sad thing when people don't realize that sports should NEVER be the main center of ones life. It is sad that he thinks your gay just because your not a sports fan... I was channel flicking the other day and stopped on wrestling for a moment... and all it looked like was a guy on top of the other guy, arms wrapped around each other, on the ground, making odd movements... if people that enjoy watching that arn't somewhat gay, i don't know who is... it definatly seems more gay then not wanting to watch it... reading is intelligent, watching sports doesn't offer anything to learn except how to act like a bunch of wild animals... I feel bad that your grandfather would think such things about you... I usually dont run into the "i'm gay" problem since I am a female, but apparently im just a "girly girl that doesnt want to break a nail and couldn't play sports" which i think is just as ridiculous as being called gay for not liking sports...

Fitz301 wrote:Hello,
If my grandfather, or anyone else for that matter told me I was gay for not watching sports, I would just remind them that it wasn't me transfixed with watching other sweaty men on television touch each other and slap each other on the ass.

Best answer!

[quote="Canadian_Hockey_Hater watching sports doesn't offer anything to learn except how to act like a bunch of wild animals[/quote]


way to not generalize or anything like that

Sweating you're ass off for a spherical inanimate object is the path to enlightenment eh?

Whats wrong with people enjoying that?

What makes you happy?

Indurrago wrote:Sweating you're ass off for a spherical inanimate object is the path to enlightenment eh?

well said, comrade!

Ray wrote:

Indurrago wrote:Sweating you're ass off for a spherical inanimate object is the path to enlightenment eh?

well said, comrade!

Thank you comrade Ray!