[b][color=#FF00FF]Fit Man[/color][/b] wrote:No wonder Fat Man hates sports so much: he's fat and simply un-athletic. Just because you aren't good at something, Fat Man, doesn't give you the right to call it wrong and hate on it so much. If you actually got off of your fat ass for once in your life and ran a few laps, you overall health will improve greatly. Plus, exercise is not only good for your body. It is scientifically proven that exercise releases endorphins in the brain that lead to a happier individual. Many people on this site just seem so bitter, especially Fat Man.
Another reason you claim to hate sports is because bullies picked on you? Well BOO-HOO! You wouldn't have been such an easy target if you weren't so fat and out of shape to begin with. Stay in shape, and you won't be messed with. It's called survival of the fittest, and that's basic evolution. But you probably failed biology class, didn't you? You seem to have the IQ of a dog.
Fat Man is a disgrace to humanity. He promotes being a fat, lazy sloth. If the whole world were like Fat Man, it would be a depressing place. For one, our society wouldn't be able to do the simplest of tasks, such as manual labor. All of our citizens would get a heart attack at the lift of a finger. Fit citizens are simply more productive and much better workers than fat workers. Study after study has shown this.
My general point here, is that sports aren't bad at all. They promote good fitness when the sport is used in its purest form. This leads to a happier society, and a productive society.
Welcome
Fit Man
Let me be the very first to welcome you to our anti-sports forum.
I suspected, that very soon, your will have bestowed upon you the coveted Jersey of Shame.
Do wear it in pride!
Anyway . . . . .
For your information you ignorant fuck-tard, the reason why I was lousy in sports was because when I was 4 years old, I fell out of the car and busted my left knee on the pavement!
As a result, my left knee was crippled up, and I was unable to run, and I walked with a limp.
The first time I got suspended from school was because I failed to climb a stupid rope in the gymnasium. It made no difference that I was passing all my other academic subjects like science, math, history, etc. etc.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sports in our schools were were important than academics.
Also, when I was a kid in grade school, I was not fat. I didn't start becoming overweight until I was 13 years old, so I did not fail to climb the rope because of my weight, but because of my crippled up left knee. In fact, in the gym class there was this one fat kid who was able to climb at least a fourth of the way up the rope.
Uh, by the way, I'm 59 years old now, and I'm going to be 60 years old this coming September 30, and I have arthritis in both of my knees and in both ankles, so, I think I'm a little too old to go out and play any moronic retarded childish games.
I do have a physical therapist that comes twice a week to my home, and I do get some exercise, but due to the arthritis, I'm limited in what I can do. OK?
Now, going back to my school days again . . . . .
When I was in the 5th grade, I had my first male teacher, and he was really Gung Ho when it came to sports. He liked to humiliate me in front of the other students, and one day, he punched me in the stomach with a basketball so hard I was doubled over in pain and it seemed like forever before I could breath again. I was damn lucky he didn't fracture any of my ribs. I was sore around my ribs for 2 weeks after that.
Then, there was another incident when we went to the school library. I saw this Astronomy book that I wanted, but he would not allow me to check it out. All the other kids were allowed to check out any book they wanted, but I wasn't. We got into an argument over it, and he dragged me out into the hallway and pushed me back, bashing my head against the corner of the concrete block wall.
The following year, that teacher was fired, and could not get a teaching job anywhere else. But for me, the damage was done. I was 11 years old at the time, and from that day on, and through out my teenage years, I had dizzy spells and headaches which gradually became less intense and when I was in my early 20s, I didn't have the headaches dizzy spells anymore.
I had suffered a severe concision as a result of the blow to my head.
Hey! My mother taught me how to read and write before I even started school, and when I was only in the third grade I could already read at the high school and adult level, and science was my favorite subject. I was raised in a poor family. We didn't have a lot of money, but as a kid, I though we were rich because we had a house full of books. When I was 13 years old, I scored 150 points on a standard IQ test.
OK, when I was in high school, my so-called science teacher was also the school's football coach, who was too fucking busy coaching his team of pre-frontally lobotomized baboons to be teaching in the classroom. So, instead, he set up the movie projector, and then he would leave the classroom, and we would be just sitting in the dark watching a bunch of stupid cartoons.
Yeah! That's what we did, instead of learning science.
This was back in 1969 when I was 17 years old.
I found out years later, back in the summer of 1996 from a teenage kid who graduated from the same school, that this particular teacher I had, was still teaching there. This kid said
"I had this one science teacher who was really cool. He didn't make us study, and he would set up the TV and a VCR and we got to watch cartoons instead! Yeah! He was really cool." and when I asked him the name of the teacher, well, it was the very same teacher I had 27 years earlier.
Yeah! Really great! Eh?
And you wonder why I hate sports?
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SANCTIMONIOUS SCUM-BAG PIECE OF DOG SHIT!!!
PS
To the board moderators, please don't ban this fool!
It's been quite a while since I have had the opportunity to have torn somebody a new one!
At least, this obnoxious
sports bore is better than all the spammers we've been having here lately.
You consider yourself such an intelligent and intellectually superior person, but you base your hatred of sports off such a minuscule sample size. Really, Fat Man? Really?
It's about time we got a little action around here! So, let's have a flame war ... 
For example, "DO NOT DISCUSS SEX WITH ME," which features (among other personages) JGoldman10 and wmwcjr, which is yours truly. 
