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GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY!!!

One of my favorite programs, 1000 Ways To Die is back on Spike TV again.

Of course it's mostly old episodes, but I'll be watching from 3:00 PM to about 11:00 PM so I will have 8 hours of 1000 Ways To Die.

And at 8:00 PM, local time there will be a brand new episode.

Now, we get to watch stupid moronic retards kill themselves to chlorinate the human gene pool!

I love watching morons die through their own stupidity!

It's natural selection at work.

One of the big reason why I hate sports is because I don't want to see morons making money!

I wanna see morons DIE!!!

I love watching 1000 Ways To Die because I am after all, an evolutionist.

We get to see natural selection at work right before our very eyes.

If Charles Darwin were alive today, I'm sure he would enjoy watching 1000 Ways To Die.

I love watching morons die!

They die funny!

Why on earth would you be glad someone by accident died?, I don't watch that show and I don't even know if it's real deaths, but seriosly you should never feel glad someone died, especially under accidental circumstances.

Also, yeah I'm new here, but i felt the urge to register to reply to this awful post of yours, also my english is not perfect, neither is my main language, so don't start with your nazi english grammar course on me, and speaking of nazis, they had that ideal of purging the human gene pool, see how that turned up. and this has nothing to do with sports. so don't reply with your well know story about you hating sports and what not. God, do you even see what you're saying?.

I've just made a horrible mistaken, and I've sent the following message to Weltall by means of his e-mail button.

Earl wrote:Greetings, Weltall. I owe you a big apology. Let me explain. Lately this forum has been besieged by spammers. In the last four weeks, I've likely banned over a hundred of them. For some reason they've chosen to post the majority of their spam in the "Off-Topic" board. So, when I saw your username listed in the board menu, I assumed you were a spammer; and I accessed your profile and banned you, thinking that you were a spammer. Then I accessed your post, thinking that it was spam. Of course, I saw that it wasn't; and I was dismayed. We need new members, as activity in the forum has decreased considerably. I'm embarrassed to say that I don't know how to unban members. But I did reban you with the banning status changed from "Permanent" to "30 minutes." I hope that you'll be able to post about 15 minutes from now. I'm awfully sorry about this. You have my deepest apologies.

Best wishes,
Earl (http://www.sportssuck.org moderator)

I truly hope he reads this message, either here in the forum or in his e-mail. Good grief! And now I'm going to notify Skul by means of PM what I've done. I'll ask him to be sure that the mistaken ban is lifted.

I've never seen the Spike TV show that is the subject of this thread, but I have to agree with Weltall. The life of each human being is precious, and the death of any human being should not be celebrated but should be viewed as a solemn occasion. Yes, there are vicious murderers who deserve to be executed; but even the execution of a murderer is not an occasion for celebration. Only the realization that justice has been done. And, yes, there have been individual human beings such as Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot who have caused misery the scope of which is beyond comprehension; but these individuals are few and far between. The view that should be upheld is that death is a solemn reality that faces us all and that human life is precious. Yes, some people die because of outright foolishness. Every year there are teenage boys who die because of foolish dares. Human beings are not mere animals. We are unique. I don't think what human beings do to one another or to themselves in the negative sense of the word is comparable to natural selection. Human beings are usually irrational and what they do to each other is often illogical. The theory of evolution has been misused to justify the mistreatment of people. For example, those who condone or even defend the bullying of kids in the schools are, in fact, social Darwinists. This fact is indisputable.

Hi Earl, no harm done, I'm well aware of what you guys have been through, I've been quite a viewer for a long while, and took the liberty of registering to speak my mind about that post in particular. Cause it seems like he's saying everyone who died in accidents deserved to.

On that show, a man died buried by accident on his work (I read the episode list). Fatman seems to love the fact the poor pan died while working for his family, even taking the matter to sports, less people die at sports than other jobs, so by his idea, the morons are the other people who work hard to get a mere salary home instead of some sport jock and die, or just kids who have fun and get that terrible fate, they never deserved to die, some criminals might deserve to (BE IT FRIKING SPORTFANS OR JOCK OR WHOEVER IT IS) but not those people.

I'm glad you understand what happened.  I've gotten used to banning at least five spammers a day; and, besides, since I've been suffering from a sleep disorder, I sometimes don't think about what I'm doing.

Again, I agree with you. 

The issue of capital punishment is, of course, a side issue. 

Another observation that needs to be made is that human beings are quite complex.  There are "morons" who are kindhearted and are good citizens.  They may not be very bright, but they have a place in society.  Then there are evil people who are incredibly bright and cunning and therefore have the capacity to wreck havoc, indeed.  I cited Hitler and Stalin, who were political geniuses.  (Of course, as a military leader Hiter turned out to be quite stupid -- which was quite fortunate for the cause of Western civilization, needless to say.)  Both of them were underestimated by their political opponents, who learned much too late who the foolish ones were.

When a person dies, quite often potential is lost.  Two years ago a close friend of mine from high school died.  He had been an alcoholic and then came down with diabetes.  I'm sure you're aware that that is a recipe for disaster.  There was a history of alcoholism on his father's side of the family.  His dad turned him into a drinking buddy at the age of 13.  My friend was a nice guy, but his life was ruined by several decades of heavy drinking.  Someone could easily say he was foolish or a moron.  But if he hadn't been an alcoholic, he could have been a blessing in the lives of even more people.  When he died, that potential was lost forever.  This is just one reason why the death of a human being is not a cause for celebration.

Weltall wrote:Why on earth would you be glad someone by accident died?, I don't watch that show and I don't even know if it's real deaths, but seriosly you should never feel glad someone died, especially under accidental circumstances.

Also, yeah I'm new here, but i felt the urge to register to reply to this awful post of yours, also my english is not perfect, neither is my main language, so don't start with your nazi english grammar course on me, and speaking of nazis, they had that ideal of purging the human gene pool, see how that turned up. and this has nothing to do with sports. so don't reply with your well know story about you hating sports and what not. God, do you even see what you're saying?.

OK, most of the deaths depicted on that show are people who have died through their own stupidity.

But unfortunately . . . there are some tragic examples of when an innocent person has died because of another person's stupidity, like the case where the construction worker was buried under tons of dirt by the dump-truck driven by some drunken moron on the job. That was tragic.

Then there is the tragic example where a couple stepped outside during a New Years celebration and the guy felt a sudden pain in his shoulder and then he died. It turned out he was struck in the shoulder by a bullet that came down from the sky. Some drunken morons were celebrating New Years by firing guns into the air, a felony if done within city limits.

So, yeah! Sometime I see an episode that is not funny and actually pisses me off, because some far more intelligent innocent person gets killed by some moron. That's why I want to seem more morons killing themselves off before they can harm anybody else.

Then there are some deaths are caused by a freak accident that has nothing to do with one's intelligence or lack thereof.

The case where a guy got hit in the chest by a meteorite! Well, actually, he kind of deserved it because he was some obnoxious Bible-thumper pestering everybody around a backyard swimming pool where everybody was having a party trying to have some fun, listening to music, having some good food and some drinks, etc. etc, and this obnoxious twit had to start preaching until he got hit in the chest by a meteorite.

Perhaps somebody divine up there didn't like his suckie brand of preaching and wanted to shut him up!

That was one of those special "Well what do you know! There is a God!" type of moments!

So, not every episode on 1000 Ways To Die is funny. Well, the guy who was hit in the chest by the meteorite, that was funny, because he was an obnoxious twit. Yes, sometimes they show how innocent people die because of the stupid acts of morons around them.

But I love to watch morons die from their own stupidity, because if more of them die off, then there are fewer morons to place any threat on our own lives.

[b][color=#FF00FF]Weltall[/color][/b] wrote: . . . and this has nothing to do with sports. so don't reply with your well know story about you hating sports and what not. God, do you even see what you're saying?

Well, in another episode of 1000 Ways To Die, there was this high school football coach who was a real asshole. He was a sadistic creep who loved to physically abuse all of his players. His favorite was "The Bullring" which is banned in most high schools. He would challenge each one of his players to charge at him and he would beat the crap out of them.

Then he gave one of his favorite players, his place kicker, a new pair of shoes with heavy lead cleats and a lead tip on the toe. I don't know, but I guess the idea was that the lead added more weight so he could kick the ball further or some shit.

Anyway . . . during the "Bullring" challenge the coach had this player with the lead in his shoes charge toward him, and the player kick him in the crotch smashing the coaches' testicles, shattering his pelvis and bone splinters punctured his kidneys and there was internal bleeding, all of which, resulted in a rather painful death for the sadistic coach.

I say GOOD! The fucker got exactly what he deserved!!!

Also, I believe that there are things in this world that are far more valuable than some people's lives. If you're a jock or an athletic coach or a sports fan, then you're a worthless piece of shit that doesn't deserve to live. You deserve to die!

An astronomy book, an astronomical telescope, all books on science, things like art and music, oil paintings, etc. etc. all these are things that are far more valuable than some people's lives. Anybody who burns a book, or destroys art, they should get the death penalty.

OK, here is why I want all morons to kill themselves.

Years ago, we had a recreational park in El Paso Texas where we could go swimming in a lake, and rent a boat, and go fishing.

But they eventually shut the park down because too many morons were getting drunk while going out in a boat, and they would drown, so to protect the morons, the park was shut down, and the rest of us more intelligent people are being deprived of recreation.

Oh! But we get to go to a sports bar, pay $5 dollars for a 12 ounce bottle of crummy beer and $25 dollars for a hamburger and fries, or $15 dollars for an 8 ounce bag of chips, and we get to watch football on a big screen TV.

Oh! How nice!

No, I'm not advocating that we kill all morons, as Hitler did when he implemented Eugenics.

Of course, morons who get all pissed off after their favorite football team loses a game, and then beat their wives and kids, rape their daughters, kick the cat and screw the pooch, and give the parakeet and gold fish cause for alarm, they're the ones who should be executed.

Morons who rape and pillage, rioting in the streets, breaking shop windows, setting fires, and overturning cars because they get all pissed off after their favorite team lost the big game of the season, or because they're celebrating after their favorite team has won, they should be gunned down in the streets. Sorry about that!

And we should not be shutting down recreational parks just to protect morons.

We should keep those parks open so smart people can have fun, and if a few morons die now and then, well, too fucking bad for them!

Keeping these parks open actually makes the world safer for the rest of us, because the more opportunities we provide for morons to kill themselves off through their own stupidity, the less likely they'll kill off other innocent people.

Recreational parks just naturally kill off morons, and it puts them out of the way so they can't harm the rest of us with their own stupidity.

It also means fewer morons breeding and fewer bullies in or schools, and fewer jocks and fewer sports fans, and fewer sports programs, and a wider variety of other entertainment so that the world is not as boring and doesn't suck as much as it does now.

So, I'm not advocating a form of Eugenics where we round up all the morons and kill them.

No, that's no fun.

I say, open up more recreational parks for swimming, boating, and fishing, providing more opportunities for smart people to have fun, and more opportunities for morons to kill themselves through their own stupidity.

Fewer morons means better schools, more public libraries, less religious programs, fewer television evangelists like Pat Robertson and other scum-bags like that, because there will be fewer morons watching such trashy programming.

There are far too many programs showing morons making money, like sports, and Pat Robert's 700 Club. I'm tired of seeing morons making money. I want to see morons die!

But I want to see morons die by killing themselves off through their own stupidity! And of course, seeing Pat Robertson having a heart attack on one of his programs would be nice. That would make my day!

So, I don't advocate some kind of Eugenics program.

I say, let natural selection do it's job.

It's more amusing that way.

Also, it seems that our newest member Weltall came here to our forum just to criticize me, like I need a nanny to control my behavior.

[b][color=#FF00FF]Weltall[/color][/b] wrote:. . . . . yeah I'm new here, but i felt the urge to register to reply to this awful post of yours, also . . . . .

Well, I don't need a nanny!

So, FUCK OFF Mary Poppins!!!

You can just take your spoon full of sugar and shove it up your ass!