International I Hate Sports Club

It was nice knowing y'all. Hubble just took a shot of either an asteroid, or a comet, or a fucking spaceship.



We're so fucked.

A Klingon warship is headed our way!

Maybe a sports bore farted.

Sorry Earl, but I'm thinking that maybe you need to be put out of your misery. Or is there some anti-sports indoctrination camp somewhere?

Whatever you do, don't light a match.

Actually, I was thinking they were coming to earth for the game.

Earl wrote:Actually, I was thinking they were coming to earth for the game.

Yeah, that must be it! See, even space dust or whatever that stuff is watches the Stupor Bore! What's wrong with you, not watching it? Are you un-American? Are you FAGZ?

Late last night as I was engaged in another round of stargazing, I observed a large group of stars that formed an arrangement I had never noticed before. Much to my amazement, this new constellation formed the following pattern:

SPORTS H8TERS R FAGZ

By the way, Mrs. Earl says that if I ever say "Who dat? Who dat?" again, she's going to douse me with cold water.

Earl wrote:By the way, Mrs. Earl says that if I ever say "Who dat? Who dat?" again, she's going to douse me with cold water.

She may have to get in line behind me! I think that chant could be used as a form of torture.

We have ways to make you talk ...
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Earl wrote:We have ways to make you talk ...
Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat?

[Douses Earl with cold water!]

Earl wrote:We have ways to make you talk ...
Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? Who dat?

I'll talk if you cut that out.

Earl's getting tired of board messaging (except when we kid around in this forum). Even at other websites besides this one. It's all about yelling and ego and closed minds (on both sides) and insults and demonizing. Gets boring after a while. Earl's finally lost interest in the /sp/artan trollers and pranksters. Most of the views we get are now from them. It's ridiculous! Is this a zoo or a three-ring circus? Earl needs a vacation.

abitagirl wrote:I'll talk if you cut that out.

... more effective than beatings and sleep deprivation

All right. What do you want to talk about? (just kidding)

(Admittedly, I have run this joke into the ground.)

Earl wrote:Earl's getting tired of board messaging (except when we kid around in this forum). Even at other websites besides this one. It's all about yelling and ego and closed minds (on both sides) and insults and demonizing. Gets boring after a while. Earl's finally lost interest in the /sp/artan trollers and pranksters. Most of the views we get are now from them. It's ridiculous! Is this a zoo or a three-ring circus? Earl needs a vacation.

Well, the odd argument is fun particularly when you know you're beating the opposition and they're just shouting random insults at you in the hope something will stick. Or, when both sides are exchanging worthwhile information and learning to understand each other's viewpoints. But all the harassment and stalking that's been going on related to the 4chan raids, not to mention the fact I wasted my time writing essay-like responses to a mere "copypasta", is making me slightly tired of our critics now and wishing I'd signed up at a time either when Polite24 and SportsGuy92 were offering reasonable arguments, or when Samdaman was going wild on the boards. Sadly I came too late for those things. I missed out very much.

I saw SportsGuy92 was online for a few minutes last night but he didn't post anything. I was hoping he would have an opinion to put down about the recent attacks on our board. It would have been good to here what a more civil sports fan's opinion on this was. I hope he does post again. I hope we can sometime have more good or vicious yet amusing arguments from opponents and not just spammers. Spammers are just boring.

Best regards,
i_like_1981