Golf sucks!

[wibberley]

I dont mind playing crazy golf with the children when we are on holiday'.Come to think of it,I actually enjoyed playing mini-golf with(as opposed to against!)my dad when I was about nine or ten.I never got into the real thing of course'In fact all golf courses should be land-mined.

[abitagirl]

Yeah, miniature golf is kind of fun. I don't know why people would want to watch golf on TV though. Even basebore has more action. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Earl]

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[i_like_1981]

I dont mind playing crazy golf with the children when we are on holiday'.Come to think of it,I actually enjoyed playing mini-golf with(as opposed to against!)my dad when I was about nine or ten.I never got into the real thing of course'In fact all golf courses should be land-mined.

I personally don't mind golf.

I don't really have it down as much of a sport, as it does not demand strenuous and lengthy physical activity although the art of a good swing and shot is a professional skill that I don't know.

With the exception of the recent Tiger Woods scandal, I always found golf players to have a bit of class and decency. Yes, a tendency to be a bit snobbish but not boorish and idiotic like players of rough full-contact sports like American footbore or rugby. Those two I hate. Basically, what I am saying is I don't really hear much about golf players being done for crimes like rape or assault - I'd say the two worst kinds of sports players for the grisly crimes are the American footbore and basketball players.

And here in England, the soccer and rugby players. I hear many articles about rugby players committing violent assaults on people outside pubs. I hate that sport.

So I don't hate golf much. It doesn't seem to breed such thugs as the tougher sports and it can actually be quite relaxing to play. It's been a few years since I last held a club, but I may go again soon with some friends. Never thought about a game of golf. It could pass the time...

But I have to agree, watching it is as dull as dishwater. I don't see how people can be amused by that; it would be really slow-moving and repetitive for an audience who needed constant excitement and tension. I would probably rather watch a game of American footbore than golf as at least footbore would let me laugh at some idiotic monkey-boys roughing the living crap out of each other over an inflated penis. It would probably make me feel a bit better about myself knowing that my head is being used for more than a helmet rack!

That is all.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Earl]

I wasn't meaning to be harsh or insulting. I was just trying to be humorous.

[abitagirl]

I wasn't meaning to be harsh or insulting. I was just trying to be humorous.

Nah, you hurt everybody's feelings, Earl. Meanie. You have to go to the Stupor Bore now as punishment.

[Earl]

Nooooooooooooo! Anything but that! Does that mean I have to support your team? (Actually, from what I've read, Scott Fujita sounds like a nice guy. One of his social views would really upset Samdaman . I have to appreciate anyone who would upset Samdaman . )

[abitagirl]

Nooooooooooooo! Anything but that! Does that mean I have to support your team? (Actually, from what I've read, Scott Fujita sounds like a nice guy. One of his social views would really upset Samdaman . I have to appreciate anyone who would upset Samdaman . )

No, you have to go there as a Colts supporter and sit next to the fans of "my" team. (Although I'm not sure how Colts fans distinguish themselves. A giant horseshoe around their necks or something? Maybe just wear the team colors, or a jersey.)

Is it bad that I had to look up who this Scott Fujita guy is? (OK, probably not around here. I can only name maybe two or three players on the team.) So what view does he have that would upset Spammy? Does he have something against guys who live in their parents' basement?

[Earl]

No, you have to go there as a Colts supporter and sit next to the fans of "my" team.

Are you kidding? That would be suicide! They would kill me!

Is it bad that I had to look up who this Scott Fujita guy is?

No, not at all. The only reason I ever read anything about him was because I stumbled upon his name in a random Google search that I made. He was adopted by a married couple of Japanese ancestry; hence, his Asian surname.

So what view does he have that would upset Spammy? Does he have something against guys who live in their parents' basement?

That's funny. You no doubt have not forgotten Spammy's obsession with "fags"; in other words, "you guys are a bunch of fags because you don't like sports," "boys who do poorly at sports are just a bunch of fags," blah, blah, blah. Well, Scott Fujita is rather liberal politically. I just learned that he has publicly endorsed same-sex marriage. (Incidentally, Scott is married and the father of two daughers.) I'm not meaning to start a political issue here. I'm just pointing out that Fujita at least does not share Samdaman's hatred of homosexuals. (Again, my purpose is not to start a political or social controversy in this thread.) If he hasn't heard about this already, I would think the very fact that a professional football player (and especially one who is as talented as Fujita apparently is) sided with gay activists on a rather controversial issue would upset Samdaman to no end because "real men" (such as Spammy ) are not supposed to take such stances politically. But Scott Fujita is not the only one. I could name others. All I'm saying is that anything that would make Samdaman mad has to amuse me.

[abitagirl]

Oh yeah, that probably would drive Spammy nuts!

No, you have to go there as a Colts supporter and sit next to the fans of "my" team.

Are you kidding? That would be suicide! They would kill me!

OK, I guess that probably is a bit much. OK, you can wear regular clothes, but still sit next to the fans of "my" team.

No, that is probably still a bit cruel. They'd drive you nuts in a hurry. Hmmmm...

Maybe wear a shirt that says "I Hate Sports"....oh goodness, no, what am I thinking?

Aw hell, just watch it on TV. Or just SAY you watched it on TV. Or whatever.

[Earl]

Thank goodness you're merciful.

BTW, Mrs. Earl guffawed at our exchanges and says that you're funny. (I just love mentioning the members of my family in my posts -- the Earl family: yours truly, Mrs. Earl, Earlette No. 1, and Earlette
No. 2.)