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That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:25 pm
by Richo
I played a game of Aussie football this year in the mud. It was hailing and dangerously cold. I ended up kicking the winning goal which was a lot of fun. Then the siren went and all of a sudden my enthusiasm fades as I know of what is to come. The only thing I really want to do is go home and curl up in my bed playing X-Box with the heater on. But in reality I have to go into the change rooms, hug a bunch of people I don't even get along with that well and sing the same bloody tune every time we win. It goes something like this, for privacy reasons I'm changing the team name to "Milkshakes".

Milkshakes the team that you all want to follow.
We play to win HEY! We play it smart HEY!
We always play it tough and never stop until it's over.
We are the green HEY! The gold and blue HEY!
Side by side you know we're gonna stick together!
(some part I don't remember followed by)
Cause there aint no team like the Green, Gold and Blue.
I LOVE YOU BABY, AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU BABY, THROUGH ALL THOSE LONELY NIGHTS SO LET ME LOVE YOU BAY-BEH LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUU


It's like some god awful hybrid of 1950s jazz and "We Will Rock You". And I'm supposed to look excited singing THAT, while some morons drench me with water as if it's going out of fashion. But it's an important thing to learn as a footy player. Why? We could all be singing it in harmony and actually hitting the notes and I fail to see how it improves our performance on the field. I'm not sure if many other footy codes have this tradition, but it is a very bad one and wastes valuable time in which I could be having a warm shower in.

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:38 pm
by abitagirl
Wow, that's...dumb. :P But then again, I imagine most team songs are.

At least that one doesn't sound like it was written by someone who dropped out of school in third grade (that one sounds like it was written by a 6th-grader, maybe). Take the New Orleans Saints chant ("WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS?"). Really. :roll: I once had that thing blaring at me over and over when I was in a checkout line. I was never so happy to get out of there. Damn, that was annoying.

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:49 am
by Ray
abitagirl wrote:Wow, that's...dumb. :P But then again, I imagine most team songs are.

At least that one doesn't sound like it was written by someone who dropped out of school in third grade (that one sounds like it was written by a 6th-grader, maybe). Take the New Orleans Saints chant ("WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS?"). Really. :roll: I once had that thing blaring at me over and over when I was in a checkout line. I was never so happy to get out of there. Damn, that was annoying.
he he he --that's funny. WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEET DEM SAINTS ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha WHO DAT!

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:04 am
by blackdog4444
I should write up a new team song for football teams nationwide.
OOOO I CAN DO THAT NOW!

My buttslaps bring all da boyz to da yawd. Damn right, they're better than yours. Damn right, they're better than yours. I could teach you but I have to charge.

Or...
Let's start a riot, a riot, let's start a riot [over nothing]. LET'S START A RIOT, A RIOT. LET'S START A RIOT! [BECAUSE OUR TEAM WON!]

Oh off topic = for some reason my WoW account got suspended until 3.21 Wednesday Cali time. It said I was "spamming" and "advertising"? :? What do I have to advertise?

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:22 am
by abitagirl
Hmmm....

The Moron City Twats are da best...we throw da ball good...we run and kick good...we gonna beat da udder team...woot woot woot.... blah blah blah. :P

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:41 pm
by SPORTS ROCK.
OHNO YOUR WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACCOUNT WAS SUSPENDED FOR.... A FEW HOURS!!!! :cry: PLEASE DONT CRY! :cry: YOUR UPSETTING ME TOO! :cry: DONT GO BREAKIN MY HEART. :lol:

This is cracking me up. Really. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:59 pm
by abitagirl
SPORTS ROCK. wrote:OHNO YOUR WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACCOUNT WAS SUSPENDED FOR.... A FEW HOURS!!!! :cry: PLEASE DONT CRY! :cry: YOUR UPSETTING ME TOO! :cry: DONT GO BREAKIN MY HEART. :lol:

This is cracking me up. Really. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I could have this exact same reaction towards you when your favorite team loses and you act like you just lost a loved one. :roll:

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:06 am
by Ray
exactly. this nut would be lost without sports.

For Blackdog or other game enthusiasts, it's just entertainment but for sp0rtsrock, it's a crutch. and he NEEDS it!

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:19 pm
by blackdog4444
Yea, sports boar.
You try living in a household full of noisy, filthy children. And add an asshole to that mix. You try keeping your patience and sanity in tact then.

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:47 pm
by greencom
Ray wrote:exactly. this nut would be lost without sports.

For Blackdog or other game enthusiasts, it's just entertainment but for sp0rtsrock, it's a crutch. and he NEEDS it!
It is quite pathetic isn't it?

Re: That Friggin Team Song

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:28 am
by Ray
yes, quite. But I'm too polite to point that out. :wink: