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BEST USES FOR AN ATHLETE
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:00 pm
by CUJO THE NASTY
yup, we all know they can kick a ball or grab a pair of 'em, but what good does that do? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Soooooooo....
What ARE the best uses for a professional athlete?
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:26 am
by blast flame
A then C.
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:39 pm
by Canadian_Hockey_Hater
I dont know what to vote, I mean personally I would rather hit a pothole then a retard player. I dont want them all over my car (if i ever get one). And the pesticide thing could hurt the environment (more then having sports athletes around). That brick wall thing seems good but that might hurt the wall. Dog food is the worse, I would never feed my dog an athlete, thats animal cruelty. The candy thing, personally i would rather eat the candy and tie them up and beat them till they die. Shoving candy up their asses seems like a waste of candy... I'm going to have to say the brick wall thing, as long as i dont have to clean it.
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:19 pm
by Skul
I just noticed -- I never voted!
Let's see... after much deliberation I chose 'Filling potholes'. Why? Well, if they're filling potholes, then they'd actually be doing something useful for a change!
No more potholes for them to fill up? No problem -- either purposely create new potholes in the middle of nowhere (so people's cars don't get damaged) or fire them at a brick wall.