No more "Sports Require Skill" Bullshit!

[Sergey]

No they don't. I have yet to be proven wrong. You can't come up with anything that isn't sports wank and bullshit. Which is obviously everything you have. End of discussion.

[Fat Man]

No they don't. I have yet to be proven wrong. You can't come up with anything that isn't sports wank and bullshit. Which is obviously everything you have. End of discussion.

Sports takes about as much skill as Tiddly Winks!

OK, yeah, in basketball, as Earl had mentioned to me a few times in a some conversations, it does take some skill and co-ordination to get the ball through the hoop! Big fucking hairy deal!!!

Yeah, I admit it, I could never get the ball through the hoop when I was forced to play basketball in school, but I really didn't give a flying fuck.

Playing Chess takes far more skill (OK, not physical skill) but far more mental skill and strategy than any childish Kindergarten sandbox game, such as foolsball or bastardball.

It certainly doesn't take any brains to play sports.

End of story.

[Sergey]

Tabletop > Chess > Tiddly Winks >=< Sports

[Fat Man]

Tabletop > Chess > Tiddly Winks >=< Sports

Watching paint dry > sports

Football = getting down on the ground and sucking mud with the pigs

Basketball = prancing around in baggy boxer shorts and slapping other guys on the butt when they score 2 points for your team

Baseball = sitting on the bleachers in the hot sun, drinking stale watered-down beer and eating soggy pretzels

Hockey = sitting on the bleachers and running the risk of getting killed by a flying hockey puck *

* This actually happened!

[Sergey]

Yeah. But Tabletop is still out of Chess's league.

[Fat Man]

Yeah. But Tabletop is still out of Chess's league.

To be honest, I wouldn't know because I never played Tabletop.

But it's got to be better than sports!

Sitting on a barrel cactus is better than sports!

[Sergey]

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/po ... 08223.page


What do you think?

[Fat Man]

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/po ... 08223.page


What do you think?

It looks really cool!!!

I went to the Gallery on the web site, and it looks like it might be really fun.

[Sergey]

If you liked this then watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtX2_GVfzPk

[Sergey]

http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/40183 ... rlord.html

[Fat Man]

If you liked this then watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtX2_GVfzPk

http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/40183 ... rlord.html

WOW! Way too fucking cool!!!

I love it!

This war game looks like it certainly involves a lot of strategy.

It even beats the Hell out of Dungeons & Dragons!

Yeah, although I'm almost 58 years old and I will officially be a Senior Citizen in 2 more years, I'm no ol' fuddy duddy, I still like really neat toys and games.

I'm guess I'm still just a big fat kid.

I'll probably never grow up. I'll just keep growing OUT by not UP!

This game should be kept away from small children under the age of 3 and away from retarded monkey-boy jocks, because it has a lot of small parts that are a chocking hazard.

Anyway, it looks really cool!

[Sergey]

If you liked this then watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtX2_GVfzPk

http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/40183 ... rlord.html

WOW! Way too fucking cool!!!

I love it!

This war game looks like it certainly involves a lot of strategy.

It even beats the Hell out of Dungeons & Dragons!

Yeah, although I'm almost 58 years old and I will officially be a Senior Citizen in 2 more years, I'm no ol' fuddy duddy, I still like really neat toys and games.

I'm guess I'm still just a big fat kid.

I'll probably never grow up. I'll just keep growing OUT by not UP!

Anyway, it looks really cool!

Why, it's all about damage done, 1 monolith can go for 500 points, while 10 hormagaunts can go for 20 points each. And it ends with who did the most damage, so monolith > 10 hormagaunts.

[Sergey]

And this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXj9xOUFIM


That's what happens when Xenophobic people meet Xenos.

[Fat Man]

Yes, this war game is much better than sports.

Football is for retards who like to roll around in the mud.

[Fat Man]

And this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXj9xOUFIM


That's what happens when Xenophobic people meet Xenos.

Now that is rad, like totally awesome!