International I Hate Sports Club

A man's hand was accidentally pulled off during a tug-of-war competition in China, it has emerged.

Over 100 work colleagues were taking part in the beach contest, with entrants initially split up into teams of five, the Guangzhou Daily newspaper reports.

Mr Shi, a 30-year-old from Shenzen, took up the back position on his team and stabilised himself by looping the rope around his wrist.

As his match was heading for a draw, members of the audience joined in to help both teams try to win.

Shi said: "I had done tug-of-war before. It was all fun and safe. I called on people to stop, but my voice was too quiet to be noticed."

The competition was halted when Shi held up his injured limb and he was rushed to Guangzhou Harmony Hand Hospital, where his hand was sewn back on. However, it is not yet known if it will remain reattached.

Hospital president Liang Ming said: "His hand was pulled off by strong opposition forces. We can only amputate if it fails. Even if the operation was successful, he may never do delicate work with his hand again."

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Ugh! Poor guy!

Earl wrote:Ugh! Poor guy!

Nah! I don't feel sorry for him!

It's just another good reason why I think sports should be banned. ALL SPORTS!!!

Every time I hear that some football player died of injuries on the field, I celebrate!

I raise a glass of beer, and I say "Here's to you monkey-boy. You did good. Cheers!" and I kick back with my beer and my cigar.

Then, I laugh, a big fat hardy belly-laugh!

And as for the relatives of the monkey-boy who died on the field, when they start crying boo hoo over their loss, I like to tell them to just shut the fuck up! Dispose of the piece of trash, and then, move on!

You see, when I was a kid, I had a pet cat that I loved dearly. She was a fat and fluffy angora cat that I named Ragg Mopp. When I was asleep, she would lay down beside me.

Then one day, when I was walking home from school, I saw my cat laying on the sidewalk in front of my house. She was dead. Someone in my neighborhood shot her. I could see the bullet hole in her head.

The death of my cat was far more tragic than would be the deaths of a hundred monkey-boys on the field. They all deserve to die!

Every time a monkey-boy dies, his death is a great benefit to humanity. It means one less free car given away, one less $100,000 dollar Hummer parked all day long in a 15 minute parking zone, one less gas guzzling vehicle adding pollution to the environment and wasting energy, and one less women getting raped.

And we also save about, another 5 million dollars per year.

So, the best contribution that monkey-boy can make to humanity is to DIE!!!

And if all of the jocks were to die, then all the sports centers, like the Don Haskins Sports Center here in El Paso Texas, would be shut down.

Then, I will be able to sit down on a bench while waiting for a bus.

Yeah! I'm a greedy selfish son of a bitch!

I hate standing up in the hot summer sun while waiting for a bus.

I want all the jocks in America to DIE and all the sports centers to be closed down so I can sit down on a bench while waiting for a bus!

My ankles and my knees, and my big fat ass is far more valuable to me than the lives of all the monkey-boys put together!!!

The most tragic death in the USA was the death of the famous astronomer, Carl Sagan.

He died of cancer back in 1996. I remember seeing him on TV back then before he died. His hair was white and falling out, and he was so thin and wasted away.

I personally believed that he was poisoned.

Back in the 1980s when Carl Sagan came out with his TV series, Cosmos, he was America's strong voice for intellectual and academic freedom during the right-wing Fascist Nazi Reagan Presidency which was made possible by that evil right-wing religious fanatic, Jerry fucking Falwell and his Moron Majority.

I believe somebody poisoned Carl Sagan. I believe Carl Sagan was murdered!

And I believe that Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson and The 700 Club had something to do with it!

Carl Sagan was our voice for intellectual and academic freedom and the extreme religious right decided to shut him up!

Well, I'm glad Jerry Falwell died recently. I hope Pat Robertson dies soon, so The 700 Club will cease to exist. I'm sure that will help to totally destroy the Republican Party once they're gone.

One can only hope.

And I hope that all the jocks die, and all the sports centers are shut down so I can sit on my fat ass on a bench while waiting for a bus.

Yeah! A bus stop bench is worth more to me than the lives of all the monkey-boys!

I'm tired.

Hoping all athletes die is a little messed up

Polite24 wrote:Hoping all athletes die is a little messed up

A wittle kitty died! YOU DIDN'T BRING IT UP!

Polite24 wrote:Hoping all athletes die is a little messed up

Athletes beating up on nerds and geeks, the good students in our schools, and raping our sisters and daughters, and being allowed to park their $100,000 dollar Hummers all day long in a 15 minute parking space and never having to worry about getting a ticket or having their vehicles towed away, and getting paid millions of dollars every year just for chasing a ball, and science and math teachers being fired to hire more athletic coaches.

Now that's really messed up.

No, I don't hope all athletes die! I hope for ALL athletes, along with ALL athletic coaches, and ALL the NFL and NBA officials, and ALL pedophiles to die!

Then the would won't be so messed up anymore.

Sergey wrote:

Polite24 wrote:Hoping all athletes die is a little messed up

A wittle kitty died! YOU DIDN'T BRING IT UP!

Yeah, and he also doesn't care that Carl Sagan, the great Astronomer and our strongest voice for intellectual and academic freedom was murdered by Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and The 700 Club, because they wanted to shut him up!

Sergey wrote:

Polite24 wrote:Hoping all athletes die is a little messed up

A wittle kitty died! YOU DIDN'T BRING IT UP!

Wittle kitties aren't as important because they're not athletes. Bow down and worship the ATHLETE! He is more important than anybody. He THROWS BALLS! We're not worthy!

abitagirl wrote:

Sergey wrote:

Polite24 wrote:Hoping all athletes die is a little messed up

A wittle kitty died! YOU DIDN'T BRING IT UP!

Wittle kitties aren't as important because they're not athletes. Bow down and worship the ATHLETE! He is more important than anybody. He THROWS BALLS! We're not worthy!

You're absolutely right!

When we had launched two space probes, Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 to the outer planets of our Solar System, that was a trivial and insignificant event. We should be ashamed of ourselves.

When an athlete kicks an oval shaped ball a hundred yards over an iron post, or an athlete shoots a round ball through a metal hoop with a net, that is a far greater accomplishment, a far more important and significant historical event than men walking on the moon, or merely sending a couple of robotic drones out to explore the outer planets.

Again, I stand corrected!

Please do forgive me for my arrogance!

Fat Man, Iâ??m really disappointed in your hateful rant. Wishing that an entire group of people should die is absolutely appalling, and is nothing less than a form of bigotry. Iâ??m reminded of the hatred expressed by anti-Semites and extreme racists. I grew up with a former university football player who was an arrogant jerk and once beat up a friend of mine who was so short that he was having to take growth hormone injections, which shows what a coward he really was. I had no respect for this guy, and I resented the preferential treatment he received because he was a football player. But I never wanted him to die!

This website is supposed to give a voice to people who want to call attention to sports excesses. Those of you who were bullied by jocks when you were kids or are being bullied right now by jocks at your junior high or high school should use this forum to report the specific ways in which you were or have been mistreated. I detest bullying of any kind just as much as any member of this website. But when your message is simply â??I hate jocks and wish that they were all dead,â? you only make yourself look bad. You have only descended to the level of the really hateful critics of this website, except Iâ??ve not heard any of them say that all nerds should die. Come on, gang! You can do better than this.

And, Fat Man, your claim that Carl Sagan was murdered by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson is absolutely ridiculous. Whereâ??s the proof?

Iâ??m assuming that after a few days you might regret having made these comments. I ought to know. Iâ??ve also posted angry comments at websites or sent angry e-mails that I ended up regretting sometimes as soon as the next day.

Earl wrote:Fat Man, Iâ??m really disappointed in your hateful rant. Wishing that an entire group of people should die is absolutely appalling, and is nothing less than a form of bigotry. Iâ??m reminded of the hatred expressed by anti-Semites and extreme racists. I grew up with a former university football player who was an arrogant jerk and once beat up a friend of mine who was so short that he was having to take growth hormone injections, which shows what a coward he really was. I had no respect for this guy, and I resented the preferential treatment he received because he was a football player. But I never wanted him to die!

This website is supposed to give a voice to people who want to call attention to sports excesses. Those of you who were bullied by jocks when you were kids or are being bullied right now by jocks at your junior high or high school should use this forum to report the specific ways in which you were or have been mistreated. I detest bullying of any kind just as much as any member of this website. But when your message is simply â??I hate jocks and wish that they were all dead,â? you only make yourself look bad. You have only descended to the level of the really hateful critics of this website, except Iâ??ve not heard any of them say that all nerds should die. Come on, gang! You can do better than this.

And, Fat Man, your claim that Carl Sagan was murdered by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson is absolutely ridiculous. Whereâ??s the proof?

Iâ??m assuming that after a few days you might regret having made these comments. I ought to know. Iâ??ve also posted angry comments at websites or sent angry e-mails that I ended up regretting sometimes as soon as the next day.

Hello Earl.

Yes, you're right, I did go overboard.

Have you read my newest topic titled "EL PASO UNDER SPORTS DICTATORSHIP! I DARE CALL IT TREASON!" have you read that one yet?

I'm tired. Both physically and emotionally and mentally tired.

The UTEP Don Haskens SPORTS CENTER had the two benches at the bus stop removed. The bus stop is across the street from the Walgreens Pharmacy where I get my prescriptions refilled, and when I shop at Albertson's Supermarket, I have to walk about a block in the hot sun carrying heavy bags of groceries to Walgreens and then I go across the street to the bus stop, and by that time, I'm so tired I need to sit down to wait for a bus.

But the fucking SPORTS CENTER requested that Sun Metro take away the benches, so now, the elderly and the handicapped must stand in the hot sun while waiting for a bus.

I walk with a cane, I have arthritis in both knees and ankles, and after walking around, doing my shopping, my feet and ankles hurt, and I want to sit down, but now, I have to stand and stand and stand, and when I came home, I was in so much pain I had to take four Aspirin tablets and a few hours later, four more because my ankles were stiff and throbbing.

El Paso is ruled by the Neo Nazis and they like to torture people who are elderly or disabled.

Back in the 1930s and 1940s in Nazi Germany, the Jews would have been perfectly justified if only they had taken up arms and killed all the Nazis. If they had done that, 6 million Jews would not have been murdered in the internment camps.

So, here in El Paso, those of us who are elderly or disabled, we need to take up arms and overthrow the Nazi Sports Regime' that is ruling over the city of El Paso Texas, and to rid our schools of the pedophile athletic coaches.

Football players can rape our women, and they are given free cars.

All is ask for, is a bench to sit on while waiting for a bus, and the monkey-boys have take even that away from me.

I'm sorry, but I'm tired, and my ankles still hurt.

Yes, I admit that I am mentally ill, perhaps seriously ill, because my mind has been poisoned from living in a morally and ethically toxic environment.

Anyway, I'm still in pain, and I'm very tired, it's getting late, and I need to log some sack-time.

I agree completely with you that those injustices are outrageously wrong. We live in a society in which the elderly and the disabled are not respected. I'm glad that you're not mad at me. I just have to remain true to my principles. That's something I don't always do.

Earl wrote:I agree completely with you that those injustices are outrageously wrong. We live in a society in which the elderly and the disabled are not respected. I'm glad that you're not mad at me. I just have to remain true to my principles. That's something I don't always do.

Nah! I'm not mad at you!

We don't always agree, but you are right.

I'm still like a tea pot on full boil and it's going to take awhile for me to cool down.

I guess I just sort of blew my top.

My God, how I hate these long hot summers!

It's not even summer yet. It won't be until June 21 when it is officially summer, because that's the day of the Summer Solstice, then the days will begin to shorten again as the nights began to lengthen, but it will continue to get hotter until the Autumn Equinox before it starts to cool down again.

And when you're as generously proportioned as I am, well, it get extra tropical for me.

It's bad enough waiting for a bus in the hot sun. But if I must be out in the hot sun, I would rather sit on my fat ass and wait for a bus rather than standing.

But what really pisses me off is, that while I'm frying in my own fat in the summer heat, some monkey-boy who has raped somebody's sister and daughter gets a free car that is air conditioned, and he gets to park it all day long in a 15 minute parking zone and he doesn't have to worry about getting a ticket or he vehicle towed away.

Now if he were to get drunk, and swerve off the road, and wrap his $100,000 dollar Hummer about 20 times around a telephone pole, I would laugh my big fat ass off as they came to collect his remains and put them in a shoebox.

Sorry, but I would think that was funny.

Fat man, stop assuming every athlete is a rapist.

And for the 18323713th time, athletes get paid so much because of the big business that they are in. Same reason entertainers are so rich.

Polite24 wrote:Fat man, stop assuming every athlete is a rapist.

And for the 18323713th time, athletes get paid so much because of the big business that they are in. Same reason entertainers are so rich.

Angry Video Game Nerd is an entertainer and he isn't rich. Actually I don't know if he's rich or not, but from judging the thousands of console games he has, I am very surprised.