International I Hate Sports Club

He's baaaack! I had a feeling it was too good to be true.

I guess all those sports you play and all those girls that worship the ground you walk on because of it just aren't keeping you busy enough, are they?

All right, who left the flamer door open?!

Fitz301

Oh are all of you afraid of me??? That's great.

The new guy sounds a little tough. He must be the man in your gay relationships. If you are afraid of sports i can't possibly see how you can give me a "beatdown" "you" "little" "fag" "who" "likes" "to" "use" "quatation marks".

I can tell exactly how you grew up: you were at first sad becasue everybody made fun of you in teeball since you can't hit the goddamn ball on a tee, then in highschool you sucked at footbball and the jocks always bullied you because you were a pussy. Then you blew their heads off like that movie and finally the cops ut you in jail next to a fat guy who raped you daily. Now you just accept your gaydom and love boys!!! SUPER!!! FAG!

You have the brain of a four-year-old child and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Wow Skul, is that the best you have??? I have the brain of a 4 year old. Wow, very creative. GREAT!

Allright SamDAman, you assume that I am a complete fag who is afriad of sports, however that is not quite true. I was great at sports, and liked them at first, however then I saw how important everybody else put them in front of real important things, like getting good grades at school. I chose not to play highschool football, and that's why the jocks hated me, not because I couldn't play but becasue I didn't like it. You seem alot like the head jock at my highschool. He always called me a fag for not wanting to play football, however right before my graduation he was caught making out with another jock in the locker room. It went all over the school and embarrased the hell out of him. Could you possibly be the same type of person? Accusing me of being gay just trying to hide your true homosexuality? Could be! I don't see how toweling other boys, slapping their ass, wearing tight pants, tackeling them, toughing them, grabbing balls, wearing other men's jerseys, watching other sweaty men, and taking showers together with men is possibly masculine so seriously, you seem like a very immature little boy who is probably still in highschool and probably is still a virgin, so please just save yourself the embarrasment of trying to argue with me, I was on the debate team in highschool, and I am very intelligent unlike you sportstards. So what do have to say to that SamDAman???

Yo_Joe out!!!

Hey Yo Joe, you are a fag and you just need to accept it. If you don't like sports, than that just means that you are a fag and that is that. Ray, Skul, Fritz, Abita(Lesbo), and of course you Yo Joe are all fags. You obviously are afraid of sports, and have no lives. I have a life by the way and I don't see why I need to be on here anymore, so see ya fags!!!! I'm gone 4 good!

P.S.FUCKYOUCOCKSUCKERSMOTHERFUCKERSCUNTSPUSSYFAGS!

HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, I'm scared! He's swearing and using Caps Lock!

Yes, you may have a life (albeit, an extremely empty and pointless one), but you're sorely lacking in argumentative and social skills.

Samdaravinglunatic wrote:If you don't like sports, than that just means that you are a fag

A beaver with a stunted intelligence quotient could make better arguments than this, though probably only slightly less as amusing. Oh, and I have a life as well. A pretty nice one, too, considering I'm not a slave to sports.

And BHAHAHAHAA! (May I add)

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you! And as for you leaving for good, I'll believe it when I see it.

Let's take a look at Sammy's "logic" for a minute. If a man doesn't like sports, he's gay, right? So how is that also the case for a woman? I mean, liking sports is some big he-man thing, right? So if I liked sports, wouldn't that make me a lesbian, as opposed to my not liking sports?

No, Sam! Don't go! I can't liiive without yooouuu!

...Wait, 'live'? Sorry, I meant, 'laugh'!

I suppose that I am a little dissapointed I guess. I was hoping that he would put up more of an arguement. Well with him out of the way lets get some of my anti-sports plans started!!!

Good! Goodbye!

BTW, tell all your drooling sports fag friends to EVOLVE, you worthless waste of human life, knuckle-dragging, hairless ape!

GOOD RIDDANCE!

Fitz301

When Sam was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to Sam's father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could... but he pulled through."

There you go, I got rid of Samdaman for you guys. I knew he wasn't so tough.

Hey Joe boy! I'm back! Not going away that easily!!! HAHAHA!!! Looks like I'm not leaving anymore! I asked Ray to delete my profile but it seems like he wants me to stay on here! What a loser!!! I saw the thing about Michael Vick but you guys are idiots he didn't do that his cousin did. That was said on the news as well retards! Fuck all of you nerd fags!!!