International I Hate Sports Club

Nick, let me get this straight. You're just an overweight, pot-smoking, smart-alecky 14-year-old child who probably spends too much time sitting behind the family PC (unless, of course, your parents bought you one). Words fail me. Don't forget, dear boy, that smoking marijuana is still illegal. I'd hate to see you get busted. Michael Savage has said that marijuana is the gateway drug to harder drugs, and I'm sure that's been true many times. I'd be careful if I were you. At the tender age of 14, you think you already know it all. Several of us here are old enough to be your grandfather, but we don't know as much as you. If this forum had an "Ignore" function, I'd use it now. You're just a waste of time. Anyway, enjoy your little Internet war, sonny boy. I'll just sit back and laugh about it.

I have an announcement for the other members of this forum. It's beneath the dignity of those of us who are adults to even respond to this naughty little boy, who probably would benefit from a switch being applied generously to his rather ample backside. (He's probably been spoiled by his mommy and daddy.) In other words, DON'T FEED THE TROLL. If you are smart, you will just ignore him. (Of course, knowing some of you, my advice will probably go unheeded.)

I don't know whose side to take, Earl. I've not been on in a while. He doesn't seem much of a threat to me but I can see why others are getting wound up by him.

Wow. I thought you were above that. Considering I've only responded in kind to the treatment I've been getting on this board. And to be honest, I barely smoke pot. It was just funny seeing the dog's reaction (forget her full name). I'm not having an internet war. I've been on this site maybe one day and you've already got it all figgered out.

inb4 further fat jokes: Cool story bro.

[sarcasm]Also... I totally plan to do crack. I heard it's awesome[/sarcasm]

And yeah, I spend a lot of time at the family PC. It sucks that my lap top broke.
Feels bad man.

Hi, Katrin. I don't think he's a threat at all. We're a bit edgy from a troll attack over a month ago. He's just a little boy using the Internet as a playpen.

Wow, considering you give other kids my age free reign to say what they want, when I come here with a dissenting opinion on your 'sports debate' I'm clearly a troll.

Nick The Prick wrote:Wow, considering you give other kids my age free reign to say what they want, when I come here with a dissenting opinion on your 'sports debate' I'm clearly a troll.

That's because the other kids here are more intelligent and know from personal experience how sports has ruined the quality of education in their schools, and have had experience when it came to dealing with bullies.

You, on the other hand, you're just some spoiled brat who has had everything handed to you on a platinum platter.

You're just a moron!!!

Now, here's your bottle and pacifier, and it's time for your diaper change, and for you to go to your crib.

It's getting way past your bedtime little boy!!!

That dog girl is very intelligent (fail)

And lower middle class white families are so rich and powerful (Yet again you failed.)

Try harder Fat Man. If you're the God Tier Troll most people believe you to be, show us.

And by being bullied and not becoming an emo I clearly have no experience (Fail yet again)

Going out for a little while, be back later.

But, Nick, you haven't tried to initiate an intelligent conversation; and you're the one who seems to think that he's got it all figured it out and has therefore come here to straighten us out. But don't worry. I'm not mad at you. In fact, I'm not even irritated at this point. It really doesn't matter. After all, this is just kid stuff. So, enjoy your stay. My wife enjoys hearing the "tit for tat" exchanges that take place at this website from time to time.

Hey, gang. I've got to go now. My life does not revolve around the Internet. I do have responsibilities to attend to. So, continue the frivolity or whatever makes you happy.

I've tried. I expected some reason to hate sports other than jocks bullying you.

Earl wrote:But, Nick, you haven't tried to initiate an intelligent conversation; and you're the one who seems to think that he's got it all figured it out and has therefore come here to straighten us out. But don't worry. I'm not mad at you. In fact, I'm not even irritated at this point. It really doesn't matter. After all, this is just kid stuff. So, enjoy your stay. My wife enjoys hearing the "tit for tat" exchanges that take place at this website from time to time.

Hey, gang. I've got to go now. My life does not revolve around the Internet. I do have responsibilities to attend to. So, continue the frivolity or whatever makes you happy.

Yeah! I also have a life of my own as well.

For the next 2 hours, I'm going to be watching some educational programming on The History Channel.

The first one is about terraforming the planet Mars.

Mars: Making the New Earth

NASA scientist Chris McKay investigates how to transform the cold, dead planet into a living world.

And the second one is a new program.

Speculation . . . . .

Aftermath: When the Earth Stops Spinning

Humans struggle to survive as the planet ceases to turn, throwing the climate, oceans and atmosphere into chaos.

This is far more interesting that arguing with some little brat who's still wet behind the ears.

Nick wrote:I've tried. I expected some reason to hate sports other than jocks bullying you.

OK! Here's some more reasons.

Sports is boring!

It doesn't take an ounce of brains to play sports.

It's just a bunch of moronic retarded monkey-boys chasing a ball.

I can teach a dog to do as much!

So because you're bored by it, only a total dumbass would enjoy it, yes?

Nick wrote:So because you're bored by it, only a total dumbass would enjoy it, yes?

BINGO!!!

Now, you finally get it!

So... you're arrogant?

Nick wrote:So... you're arrogant?

Yes, I am!

Get use to it!