You know what's bullshit...

[Lewis]

I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?

[Fat Man]

I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?

It's really quite simple!

He probably thinks men should not cook because he thinks it sissy stuff.

Also, since he's a moronic football player, he probably eats raw meat!

And, he probably doesn't know how to turn on a stove. It's too complicated for him.

[Earl]

I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?

Actually, it's quite easy. For example, I left home at the age of 22 and lived alone until I got married. I ate cereal for breakfast, and sometimes used a Presto-Burger (which simply was a mold for raw shredded hamburger meat that provided heat for cooking the hamburger meat). For all of my other meals, I ate out because I could afford to eat out and because I had no desire to learn how to cook. So, there's no significance to the fact that the footballer had never done any cooking.

[Fat Man]

I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?

Actually, it's quite easy. For example, I left home at the age of 22 and lived alone until I got married. I ate cereal for breakfast, and sometimes used a Presto-Burger (which simply was a mold for raw shredded hamburger meat that provided heat for cooking the hamburger meat). For all of my other meals, I ate out because I could afford to eat out and because I had no desire to learn how to cook. So, there's no significance to the fact that the footballer had never done any cooking.

Well, as for me, I love to cook!

I'm a real fat kitchen bitch!!!

Anybody ever know a fat man who could not cook?

[greencom]

I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?

Without cooking? Jocks go through their entire lives without THINKING!
Greencom

[Sergey]

I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?

Without cooking? Jocks go through their entire lives without THINKING!
Greencom

How can they think if they go through their life DRINKING!

[Fat Man]

I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?

Without cooking? Jocks go through their entire lives without THINKING!
Greencom

How can they think if they go through their life DRINKING!

Jocks go through life STINKING!!!

[Sergey]

Why do you think they drink beer? To use it as deodorant...

[Fat Man]

Why do you think they drink beer? To use it as deodorant...

That's why they STINK!!!

[Sergey]

Why do you think they drink beer? To use it as deodorant...

That's why they STINK!!!

No the beer actually makes them smell better.

[Fat Man]

Why do you think they drink beer? To use it as deodorant...

That's why they STINK!!!

No the beer actually makes them smell better.

Yeah, without the beer, they would STINK even worse than they do now.

But nonetheless, they still STINK!!!

PEEEEEEEUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

They smell like stale beer and old sweat socks!!!

[Sergey]

You know what's bullshit? I don't know.

[Earl]

Well, I guess that's the end of the topic, then. (Just kidding. )

[Sergey]

I'll turn this thread into chocolate.

[Earl]

Go out and buy some!