I found my home!

Welcome, Mates! Post here for General Discussions on how thoroughly sports suck. In general.
User avatar
Fat Man
The Fat Man Judgeth
Posts: 3301
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:08 am
Gender: Male
Location: El Paso, Texas, USA, 3rd Planet, Sol System, Milky Way, Local Cluster, Somewhere in The Cosmos!
Contact:

Re: I found my home!

Post by Fat Man »

rotten wrote:Thanks Sports
blackdog4444 wrote:. . . . . . . Of course, all good things must come to an end and the arcade bubble burst. Twin Galaxies arcade closed in 1984, but the scoreboard remained alive and now their is a pretty big internet forum based around it.
Yeah, it's just too bad football doesn't die like the video arcades.

Why is it that all good things come to an end, while football just goes on forever?

A billion years from now, when the sun is about to go nova, we might still have not yet developed the technology to escape from our dying planet to colonize another planet somewhere else.

Ah yes! Just before we all die we will still be playing football under a giant red sun!
ImageI'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
Image

Image
Millhouse
Member
Posts: 192
Joined: Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:27 pm

Re: I found my home!

Post by Millhouse »

Fat Man wrote:
Why is it that all good things come to an end, while football just goes on forever?

A billion years from now, when the sun is about to go nova, we might still have not yet developed the technology to escape from our dying planet to colonize another planet somewhere else.

Ah! But we will still be playing football under a giant red sun!
I have an answer to that. A possible answer. The sports bores and maybe even some of us don't want to hear it, but I have it.

Because people feel justified in needing an outlet for their animalistic urges, and this portion of humanity resists evolving. It's like the gladatorial displays in ancient Rome. Something about watching two sides of a war zone fight to the death, live, in person, excites people. Football fanaticism is merely a modern day extension of this mindset.

I will go even one step further with this idea, echoing the thread "Why I Think Sports are Beneficial to Society", but turning the logic back around on the sports bores. Without football, the sports bores would probably cause the very riots they cause when their team wins the Stupid Bowl, only they'de do it all the time. So, perhaps football is beneficial to society in this regard (not for the reasons Polite24 stated), in that it keeps the lesser evolved within the human race pacified.

It's just too damn bad that sports fanatics can't keep their nonsense out of the lives of those who mind their own business without participating.

I don't know though, I'll have to think on this one a little more, as I do see some holes in it.

Waiting now for some sports bore to tell me my views are a little extreme. :P
User avatar
Lewis
Member
Posts: 607
Joined: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:16 pm
Gender: Male
Location: UK

Re: I found my home!

Post by Lewis »

Fat Man wrote:
Yeah, it's just too bad football doesn't die like the video arcades.

Why is it that all good things come to an end, while football just goes on forever?

A billion years from now, when the sun is about to go nova, we might still have not yet developed the technology to escape from our dying planet to colonize another planet somewhere else.

Ah yes! Just before we all die we will still be playing football under a giant red sun!
I've got an idea for the future: All the smart people create rockets and go up into space, while all the sport bores are distracted by a game. All the smart people get to live and all the sport bores get killed when the sun blows up. Then the smart people will thank God/Darwin's theory of natural selection and the smart people will then build a better future where sports is abolished.

I think that sounds like a good plan. Anyone agree?

Also Millhouse I suppose it is Darwin's way of weeding out the sport bores, just wait till we build the ships, then we can purge the fat from the cream.
Image
rotten
Member
Posts: 144
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:11 pm

Re: I found my home!

Post by rotten »

Sounds like a great idea to me lewis! I'll drive!
We should work now to build a gigantic stadium, and as many airplanes as possible to transport the bores. Then, when the time is right, announce the free intergalactic world football championship. Fly everyone in for free, and right at kick off, when the free nachos are being passed out, we'll jump in the ship and be out of here!

Fat man: You probably noticed, but the whole thing hinged on one word. What i said was that all "GOOD" things come to an end. Football = not good = not end
Where the gym teacher was always mad, And as far as we could tell, he only exercised his right to yell - Josh Joplin Group- Dutch Wonderland
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, coach.
User avatar
Fat Man
The Fat Man Judgeth
Posts: 3301
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:08 am
Gender: Male
Location: El Paso, Texas, USA, 3rd Planet, Sol System, Milky Way, Local Cluster, Somewhere in The Cosmos!
Contact:

Re: I found my home!

Post by Fat Man »

Well, it will be at least a billion years before the sun swells to a red giant and goes nova.

But, in the meantime, we do have a more immediate concern and that is the NEAs or Near Earth Asteroids.

Any asteroid the crosses the earth's orbit has the potential of hitting the earth. It has happened in the past (the extinction of the dinosaurs) and it will happen again in the future. It's not a question of IF it will happen but a question of WHEN it will happen, and someday it WILL HAPPEN!!! We just don't know when.

Also, any asteroid that passes as close as one million miles from the earth is considered a "near miss" when compared to the scale of the solar system. So far, in recent years, we have had a couple of asteroids pass even closer to us than the moon, less than 230,000 miles away, less than a quarter-million miles.

But now, we know of an asteroid named Apophis that was discovered back in 2004 and it's about 270 meters or more than 800 feet in diameter. That's small as far as asteroids go, and of course, if it were to hit, it won't cause a major extinction event. The asteroid that was responsible for wiping out the dinosaurs and causing most of the life on the planet to become extinct, that one was at least, about 6 miles in diameter. But Apophis is capable of destroying an entire city and wiping our a few million people if it were to hit.

It will pass much closer than any asteroid has in recorded history. It will pass to within a mere 18,000 miles, and that is lower than the orbits our our geo-synchronous satellites! It could very well collide with one of our satellites. That's damn close!

Anyway, here is an article from a web site at:

http://www.kqed.org/quest/blog/2009/03/ ... t-or-miss/

Asteroid Apophisâ??Hit or Miss?

Image by Ben Burress - March 25th, 2009

Friday the 13th, April, 2029: If you're superstitious, this might not be a good day to schedule a near-Earth asteroid encounter. But, as it happens, that's the day that the Near Earth Asteroid (NEA) Apophis will make a very close flyby of Earth, a once in 800 years event for an asteroid Apophis' size.

Fortunately, scientists have already predicted, 20 years in advance, that this is our lucky day: Apophis won't hit the Earth at that time. Rest assured (pretty much).

Discovered in 2004, Apophis is an asteroid about 270 meters across that orbits the Sun at distances ranging from about one astronomical unit (1 AU; the distance between Earth and the Sun) and about three quarters of an AU. Apophis orbits the Sun once every 323 days.

Image
Apophis is about the same size as the asteroid that
blasted the mile-wide Barringer Crater in Arizona.
Credit: David Roddy, USGS


After its initial discovery, before our knowledge of its orbital trajectory had been refined, astronomers had predicted that there was a small chance it could hit the Earth on April 13, 2029, but as we got a clearer picture of its orbit the probability dwindled to practically nothing. Instead, Apophis will pass by Earth no closer than about 18,000 miles. Whew! Disaster averted, and we didn't even have to send Bruce Willis to deal with it.

But waitâ??that's not all. Though Apophis almost certainly won't hit us in 2029, there's a chance that this close encounter will set the asteroid up for an impact with Earth in 2036â??something like 1 in 45,000.

So, if we know there won't be an impact in 2029, why don't we know whether or not there will be one in 2036? Why all the suspense?

Here's where I pull out my pinball analogy. Think of a pinball machine. The play zone around your flippers represents near-Earth space, the various bumpers up in the field represent all the planets, the Sun, and other large asteroids of the Solar System, and the pinball represents a Near Earth Asteroid, like Apophis.

When the pinball inevitably comes into the play zone, there are two possibilities: either it will hit (or be hit by) one of your flippers and thus be deflected back into the field where it will bounce around some more between bumpers, or it will sail right through that dreaded "window" between the tips of the flippers and fall into the end pocketâ??which represents Terra Firma and a catastrophe if a NEA falls there. As any pinball player knows, it's nearly impossible to predict exactly what path the pinball will follow into the play zone until it gets close.

It's a lot like that with a NEA in the Solar System: as it orbits around the Sun, its course is influenced by the gravitational pull of planets, large asteroids, and potentially smaller asteroids that it might pass close to. A very small deviation in a NEA's direction or speed can, over time, "amplify" into a very large difference in position much farther down the road.

Given the 2029 close encounter with Earth, though we're reasonably confident Apophis won't hit us on that pass, we don't know precisely how that encounter will alter Apophis' orbit. The gravitational interaction between Earth and a NEA passing close by is a complex one, with many variables, not the least of which is Earth's non-uniform gravitational field.

If Apophis passes Earth through precisely the right "window" in 2029â??say, right between the flipper tipsâ??then it could be set up for an impact at its 2036 encounter. That window, called a gravitational keyhole, is only about 600 meters across for the 2029 encounter.

As we gather more data on Apophis, we'll get a better prediction for what may happen in 2036â??but right now the odds are that it will ultimately miss us at that time. That's a good thing, too, because at that time Bruce Willis will be 81 years oldâ?¦ and even John Glenn was only 80 when he returned to spaceâ?¦
Anyway . . . . .

We can be thankful for the Astro-nerds or Astronomy geeks who are patrolling the skies above us for any incoming asteroids, and if we can know well in advance by several years that an asteroid is on a collision course with our planet, then we can do something to deflect it's path by a tiny amount that is enough to cause it to miss the earth entirely, thus saving millions of lives or perhaps even preventing another major extinction event depending on the size of the asteroid so deflected.

So, we have an advantage over the dinosaurs. We can send probes out into space to intercept an asteroid and do something to change it's path, and the sooner it's done the better, because the sooner it's done, the smaller the amount of deflection needs to be to cause it to miss our planet.

But we only have so many astronomers, both professional and amateur sweeping the sky and only so many telescopes. This job can also be done by amateurs as well as professionals. You don't need a really big observatory with a giant telescope. Any amateur astronomer can spot asteroids with a good 8 or 10 inch telescope and the right computer software guiding his telescope. This will free up the most of the professional observatories with their giant telescopes for observing the distant galaxies, because for that, the professional astronomers like to get out their big guns.

Therefore, we need more amateur astronomers patrolling the skies with their telescopes, because some day, some Astronomy geek is going to spot an asteroid, and after carefully tracking it's path and making the necessary calculations, he or she will know that it is on a collision course with our planet, and calculate when it will strike, many years in advance so that we can send out a probe to intercept the asteroid and alter its path so that it will miss us.

Yeah! Some day, some Astronomy geek is going to save our collective ass!

I say that all the sports bores and monkey-boys seriously need to back down and stop bullying the nerds and the geeks in our schools, because the nerd that is being bullied around in high school today, might some day be the one who spots an incoming asteroid, predict it's arrival and collision, and we send out some probes to intercept to prevent a collision from happening.

SO, LISTEN UP MONKEY-BOYS, AND LISTEN TIGHT!!!

YEAH! LISTEN REAL GOOD YOU MACHO PIGS!!!

The Astronomy geek that you're beating up on right now may be the very one who someday saves your bacon! You PIG!!!

So, you monkey-boys need to back off!!!

Image

Back off and let the Astronomy geeks do their job!
ImageI'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
Image

Image
User avatar
Ray
Site Admin
Posts: 1173
Joined: Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:50 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Stone Mountain, Georgia

Re: I found my home!

Post by Ray »

rotten wrote:Hi, im new here and just wanted to say, i f'ing hate sports. I never hated it with a passion so much, until a couple of nights ago. It's going to be kind of a long story, so grab a drink and sit back.

So a few nights ago, i bring over a copy of the movie "chasing ghosts" It's a documentary about the early days of video arcades. It kind of details the golden days and has a lot of current interviews with some of the old game masters, and kind of some "where they are now" moments. It's also has someone in it we both knew. So i though it would be a fun thing. The whole time were watching it he is telling his kids what losers these guys are(in a round about way) and how their lives suck because they don't do any social activities. The whole time! At one point he proclaimed that video games are what made public schools fail. The only thing nice he had to say about the video was, that it was good to see the person he had known again.

So after some pretty light-hearted debate, it was time to go home. I got up and told his son, that no mater what he does in life, if he doesn't become a big sports star his dad will always be proud of him. At that point my friend became FURIOUS! He told me how he had 3 college degrees and none of them were in sports. I never could get the guy to say that he would always be proud of his son. My wife and i left. This guy has always pushed all his kids into sports, and he was always there to coach. He thinks, lives and breaths sports. We've cut social occasions with him short so he could go watch a game. He has visited our house and taken control of our tv so he could watch a game.

I called him back later to tell him that i was sorry if i had offended him and never wanted to do anything to hurt him or his family. He told me he felt like he always had to defend his sports. "we should celebrate our differences rather than fight over them" Whatever, guess he is too thick headed to see that he had dished out, basically my whole childhood as being rubbish. Mind you, this is the same guy who calls me whenever he needs a computer fixed, well from now on, i guess since he is so smart and has 3 college degrees and i have none, he ought to be able to fix it himself. I'm too busy running my 20 million dollar a year construction company. Too bad i'm a dummy.

I've been beating myself up over this for several days and feeling bad that i made my friend upset, but now, after getting this all out, i don't really care. I never really hated sports as much as i do now. They are just a game! No different then a video game, it is just a game!! A waste of frikin time!

If you made it this far, thanks for listening. I feel like i have finally found the right support group for me.
That is ...unfortunate. It's hard to get a real understanding of your relationship (because I don't know you) but I think I'm getting the attitude you described. That's pretty inconsiderate of your buddy. He must not be very sensitive. All the same, I hope you guys are able to get through it. Good buddies are hard to come by! :)

But you're right. It IS just a frikkin' game --and a BORING one at that!!

Oh --and welcome to the forum!
Image

I Hope We Lose!
Skul
Forum Admin
Posts: 763
Joined: Tue May 30, 2006 11:33 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Re: I found my home!

Post by Skul »

Allow me to also welcome you to the forum.

Not much I can add to what others have said, but I hope you stick around. :)

And Ray, where the heck you been, man?
Forum Rules

SportsSuck.org. Bringing you the truth... no matter how bad it hurts.

Love and Tolerance!
Katrin
Member
Posts: 179
Joined: Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:08 pm
Location: Urgh! Why do you want to know where I live! Don't make me get the gun out!
Contact:

Re: I found my home!

Post by Katrin »

Anyone else noticed the rather large amount of spam the boards have been getting recently? Some Russian's just posted some porn up here (I've seen this kicking round the forum a few times recently) and I've also been seeing threads about guns and computer software. On the flip side, the number of board members has risen quite quickly recently but what good is that when all the new members are either spammers or just sign up and do fuck all? Boot them all off is what I say!
Best guestbook comment ever!:

I THINK ALL SPORTS ARE TOTAL RUBBISH. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV. THEN ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE PART IN THE SPORTS SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT AND KILLED.

- Glenn
Saturday, July 04, 2009
User avatar
Fat Man
The Fat Man Judgeth
Posts: 3301
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:08 am
Gender: Male
Location: El Paso, Texas, USA, 3rd Planet, Sol System, Milky Way, Local Cluster, Somewhere in The Cosmos!
Contact:

Re: I found my home!

Post by Fat Man »

Katrin wrote:Anyone else noticed the rather large amount of spam the boards have been getting recently? Some Russian's just posted some porn up here (I've seen this kicking round the forum a few times recently) and I've also been seeing threads about guns and computer software. On the flip side, the number of board members has risen quite quickly recently but what good is that when all the new members are either spammers or just sign up and do fuck all? Boot them all off is what I say!
I'm going to ask the moderators if I can be given the ability to delete the SPAM.

I don't wish to be a moderator, but I would like to have the ability to delete the SPAM from these forums.

I'm on the computer all day long, almost 24/7/365 and I use the Mozilla Firefox browser and I keep one tab on this forum constantly. Also, the moment somebody makes a new post, my IncrediMail immediately shows that a new message has been posted. I then go to the forum page and click on [RELOAD] and it shows where the new message is posted.

The only times I'm away from my computer is when I go out for a few hours to do my grocery shopping or on Saturdays I'm out from 8:00 AM to about 2:00 PM when I go to the Reform Synagogue. I usually try to get home before 2:00 PM on Saturday afternoons.

I also go out on Tuesdays and Thursdays for a few hours. But when I'm home, I have my computer on all day and all night long. I also do other things like watch TV or listen to music, or doing my art work, but I get instant notification on my IncrediMail, then I check my mail, then go back to whatever else I'm doing.

When there is a new forum post, I know it right away!

So, I'm available to delete SPAM when all the other moderators are not present.

I would like to helps in any way I can.
ImageI'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
Image

Image
sports rox1234
Member
Posts: 303
Joined: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:46 am
Gender: Male
Location: Burlington,NJ

Re: I found my home!

Post by sports rox1234 »

Katrin wrote:Anyone else noticed the rather large amount of spam the boards have been getting recently? Some Russian's just posted some porn up here (I've seen this kicking round the forum a few times recently) and I've also been seeing threads about guns and computer software. On the flip side, the number of board members has risen quite quickly recently but what good is that when all the new members are either spammers or just sign up and do fuck all? Boot them all off is what I say!
I noticed it too. It seems like all of the new users that are signing up are spammers.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Skul
Forum Admin
Posts: 763
Joined: Tue May 30, 2006 11:33 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Re: I found my home!

Post by Skul »

Fat Man wrote:I'm going to ask the moderators if I can be given the ability to delete the SPAM.

I don't wish to be a moderator, but I would like to have the ability to delete the SPAM from these forums.

<snip>

I'm available to delete SPAM when all the other moderators are not present.

I would like to helps in any way I can.
Being the admin, it's my duty to be on here a lot, but some help is always nice. I'd see if it was possible to give you the permission to delete spam, but right now, my computer's on the blink. I'm able to connect to the Internet through my Playstation 3, but I can't view anything in the Admin Control Panel.

Once my PC is up again, I'll be back at full strength.
Forum Rules

SportsSuck.org. Bringing you the truth... no matter how bad it hurts.

Love and Tolerance!
Earl
Member
Posts: 2498
Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:36 pm
Gender: Male
Location: somewhere in Texas, Oklahoma, or Louisiana

Re: I found my home!

Post by Earl »

In the meantime, everyone, I'm deleting the spam as soon as I see it. Don't worry. The problem wil be dealt with more effectively soon.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

Go, Montana State Bobcats!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRq4_uxM ... re=related
User avatar
Ray
Site Admin
Posts: 1173
Joined: Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:50 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Stone Mountain, Georgia

Re: I found my home!

Post by Ray »

Skul wrote:Allow me to also welcome you to the forum.

Not much I can add to what others have said, but I hope you stick around. :)

And Ray, where the heck you been, man?

sorry! I've been away and kind of busy. :)

Did I miss anything?
Image

I Hope We Lose!
abitagirl
Member
Posts: 500
Joined: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:04 am
Gender: ?
Location: Abita Springs, LA

Re: I found my home!

Post by abitagirl »

Ray wrote:
Skul wrote:Allow me to also welcome you to the forum.

Not much I can add to what others have said, but I hope you stick around. :)

And Ray, where the heck you been, man?

sorry! I've been away and kind of busy. :)

Did I miss anything?

Yeah, Samdaman finally declared his undying love for you. That's about it.


j/k :lol:
Yes, it really is JUST A GAME.
Earl
Member
Posts: 2498
Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:36 pm
Gender: Male
Location: somewhere in Texas, Oklahoma, or Louisiana

Re: I found my home!

Post by Earl »

I'm laughing! I'm laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

Go, Montana State Bobcats!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRq4_uxM ... re=related
Post Reply