International I Hate Sports Club

abitagirl wrote:Of course, eliminating sports would probably make us some enemies among sports fans. But then again, since so many of them tend to be fat and lazy, it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Unless maybe...they sat on us.

yeah! we'll slay those fat, greasy sports fans like Buffy the Vampire Killer --rubbin' out zombies left and right! hhhyyyyaaaaaaaa!!!

Ray wrote:

abitagirl wrote:Of course, eliminating sports would probably make us some enemies among sports fans. But then again, since so many of them tend to be fat and lazy, it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Unless maybe...they sat on us.

yeah! we'll slay those fat, greasy sports fans like Buffy the Vampire Killer --rubbin' out zombies left and right! hhhyyyyaaaaaaaa!!!

Sounds like fun!!!

Canadian_Hockey_Hater wrote:

Ray wrote:

abitagirl wrote:Of course, eliminating sports would probably make us some enemies among sports fans. But then again, since so many of them tend to be fat and lazy, it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Unless maybe...they sat on us.

yeah! we'll slay those fat, greasy sports fans like Buffy the Vampire Killer --rubbin' out zombies left and right! hhhyyyyaaaaaaaa!!!

Sounds like fun!!!

ya! I can just see them night-of-the-living-dead sports zombies lumbering at us by the dozens --moaning and lurching and stumbling --but they're easy to kill --anyone brave enough to act alone and not be part of the plodding crowd can lop their heads off!

Fitz301 wrote:Nope, it's just all sports fans have the attention span of a gnat. This is why they love sports, it doesn't require ANY brain power!

Fitz301

so true!

We'll go Resident Evil on those basterds

Well, if they start lumbering at us, we can just flip a game on and they will suddenly stop and turn toward the TV, and we can attack while they are busy hooting and hollering and high-fiving each other. Or we can just turn on a Sports Illustrated thing like what was suggested earlier.

An Excelent Poing

lol point*