Can I be a sports b0re? Please?

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How many sports bores do we HAVE now?

Doesn't this make FOUR??

Pretty soon we'll have more sports bores on than sane people.

We'll have to rename the board.

I say we make one of our current sports bores walk the plank before we let on another one!
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Am I insane? Is rcfreak339 really insane? I don't know....All I know is that, I love sports and I'm so proud of it.
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rcfreak339 wrote: I actually don't play a sport....Im a fan of sports. A huge one at that....I make all A's, don't bully, help with the community...I'm no "jock". Don't call me out until you know me.

That the lowest kind of jock --the kind that has no excuse for being a sports fans. Some jocks played the game themselves and so can be excused for having some interest in watching others. No redeeming value.
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^Sure I have played football, and basketball before...And I do like to just go out and shoot a couple every now and again but do I brag about it? Bully? Get in to trouble? No.
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[b][color=#FF00FF]rcfreak339[/color][/b] wrote:I actually don't play a sport....Im a fan of sports. A huge one at that....I make all A's, don't bully, help with the community...I'm no "jock". Don't call me out until you know me.
Aw! What a disappointment!

I was looking forward to throwing you into my verbal wood chipper!

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I had it all shined up and oiled and tuned up just for you!

Gee! You're no fun at all!
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^rcfreak339 can be very fun....
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Fat Man wrote:
Aw! What a disappointment!

I was looking forward to throwing you into my verbal wood chipper!

I had it all shined up and oiled and tuned up just for you!

Gee! You're no fun at all!
Is that what that was? When you ran me through it, I thought it was a verbal back massager. It was kind of nice. Except that it kept straying south on me.
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rcfreak339 wrote:Am I insane? Is rcfreak339 really insane? I don't know....All I know is that, I love sports and I'm so proud of it.
If you're proud of it you are insane.
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Ray wrote:
Earl wrote:
Earl wrote:Fat Man is too bashful. He needs to speak out more forcefully.
I probably don't need to say this, but this wasn't an implied criticism. I was just trying to be humorous. :)

You are hilarious! Such understated JOCKULARITY!
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Ray wrote:
rcfreak339 wrote: I actually don't play a sport....Im a fan of sports. A huge one at that....I make all A's, don't bully, help with the community...I'm no "jock". Don't call me out until you know me.

That the lowest kind of jock --the kind that has no excuse for being a sports fans. Some jocks played the game themselves and so can be excused for having some interest in watching others. No redeeming value.
People like what they like. You don't have to make excuses for what you enjoy watching or spectating. As long as it's within the realm of the law, of course.
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Polite24 wrote: People like what they like. You don't have to make excuses for what you enjoy watching or spectating. As long as it's within the realm of the law, of course.
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Polite24 wrote:People like what they like. You don't have to make excuses for what you enjoy watching or spectating. As long as it's within the realm of the law, of course.
People like what they like and dislike what they dislike. If their tastes are subjective, then why come here to debate it?
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Polite24 wrote:
People like what they like. You don't have to make excuses for what you enjoy watching or spectating. As long as it's within the realm of the law, of course.
Yeah, and people don't like what they don't like, so why do we have to give reasons to you? Oh, i see, typical bore's double standard, it's okay for you to like them just because, but it's not okay for me to dislike them just because.
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Polite24 wrote:People like what they like. You don't have to make excuses for what you enjoy watching or spectating. As long as it's within the realm of the law, of course.
Yeah! But what I liked turned out NOT to be within the realm of the law. That is, not within the realm of the unwritten laws.

There are many unwritten laws that govern our society.

I have broken many of these unwritten laws because I didn't know what those laws were. Nobody knows what those unwritten law are. Not until you break one of them.

One unwritten law is that all those who don't like sports are sissies, queers, and faggots, and back in the 1960s and 1970s if you didn't like sports, you were also a Commie or at least a Comsymp, so you were categorized among the Pinkos, Commies, and queers!

Of course, you don't go to jail for breaking an unwritten law. But you do get ostracized, and beaten and bullied around, as I was.

Then after enough years of abuse, you might have an emotional and mental breakdown, and wind up in a psych-ward where you are locked up for a few weeks, get beaten some more and then raped.

Come to think of it . . . . .

Yeah, one does eventually go to a prison of sorts for breaking unwritten laws.

It just takes several years of being put on trial in a kangaroo court of prejudicial opinions, that kangaroo court being our schools. Just by going to school, you're on trial for breaking unknown unwritten laws.

The jocks are the sports enforcers who police the schools just looking for nerds and geeks and nonathletic students to harass.

And the entire country is under the jurisdiction of the sports enforcers. Residential areas get torn down to make room for new sports arenas, and the people who are removed from their homes are paid less than the initial value of their homes, as in the case of Dallas Texas.

Prime example:

This is from a topic titled A Challenge to Sports Fans at:
http://www.sportssuck.org/phpbb2/viewto ... ?f=1&t=927
Skul wrote:And it'll only get worse if sports finds a way to interfere with the most important principles of democracy.
Millhouse wrote:Sports has already done this.

In Dallas, the old Texas Stadium is being done away with and another, obscenely large stadium is being built in Arlington. The local news made very little fuss about it, but this new stadium was put down via Eminent Domain. The thing is, there were so many locations they could have built this obscenity, but nooooo, it had to be built next to Six Flags over Texas, next to the frigging Ballpark in Arlington (Home of the Texas loser Rangers), and to add another kick to the crotch, Eminent Domain was invoked and ousted many, many people from their homes for far less than their homes were worth.

magine toiling and slaving away for the place you call home. You may have slaved away for it for 15 years, making it what it is today. You love your neighborhood, school system, public facilities, etc. You grind away more years building a family. Planting a life. Heck, you may even be one of the few fortunates wealthy enough to afford a swimming pool, and you just had it put in last year.

Then one day out of the blue, you receive a condemnation notice. Just think about that for a minute. Who wouldn't be just a tad bit pissed? But to add insult to injury, you find out that your home is going to meet the business end of a bulldozer to make way for a structure that is NOT public. (The term 'public' refers to a structure that contains free access to anyone who wishes to enter it.)

This SPORTS stadium is a private structure. It was built with private dollars. And your home...your castle...is being torn down not even for stadium square footage, but for extra PARKING LOT SPACE.
So, the good ol' USA is under a Fascist Sports Dictatorship!

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And my hometown of El Paso Texas is under a sports dictatorship.

The Don Haskins SPORTS CENTER which is our local Nazi Headquarters had requested to Sun Metro that the two bus stop benches in front of their building be removed, which meant that people who were elderly or disabled would have to stand to wait for a bus.

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I had to bitch and gripe with Sun Metro and the Don Haskins Sports Center for seven weeks before they finally installed two brand new bus stop benches.

So, we all have to obey the unwritten laws or suffer the consequences.

The problem is . . . . . nobody knows what the unwritten laws are until you break one of them.

But in the meantime, Jocks don't have to obey the written laws on the statute books. They get to park their $100,000 dollar Hummers all day long in 15 minute parking zones and NEVER have to worry about getting a ticket or having their vehicles towed away.

And jocks can even rape our women and get away with it!

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I rest my case!!!

NEXT CASE!!!
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Fat Man wrote: There are many unwritten laws that govern our society.

I have broken many of these unwritten laws because I didn't know what those laws were. Nobody knows what those unwritten law are. Not until you break one of them.

One unwritten law is that all those who don't like sports are sissies, queers, and faggots, and back in the 1960s and 1970s if you didn't like sports, you were also a Commie or at least a Comsymp, so you were categorized among the Pinkos, Commies, and queers!

Of course, you don't go to jail for breaking an unwritten law. But you do get ostracized, and beaten and bullied around, as I was.

Then after enough years of abuse, you might have an emotional and mental breakdown, and wind up in a psych-ward where you are locked up for a few weeks, get beaten some more and then raped.

Come to think of it . . . . .

Yeah, one does eventually go to a prison of sorts for breaking unwritten laws.

It just takes several years of being put on trial in a kangaroo court of prejudicial opinions, that kangaroo court being our schools. Just by going to school, you're on trial for breaking unknown unwritten laws.

The jocks are the sports enforcers who police the schools just looking for nerds and geeks and nonathletic students to harass.

And the entire country is under the jurisdiction of the sports enforcers. Residential areas get torn down to make room for new sports arenas, and the people who are removed from their homes are paid less than the initial value of their homes, as in the case of Dallas Texas.

Prime example:

This is from a topic titled A Challenge to Sports Fans at:
http://www.sportssuck.org/phpbb2/viewto ... ?f=1&t=927
So true. Hmm, i wish we had the smiley face clapping emoticon to put here.
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