You know what's bullshit...

[Earl]

A sports evangelist, eh? Never heard of them before. Hey, that sounds like a great idea! I think I'll be one too. How 'bout them Hawgs?

[Earl]

Ahem. You forgot about me.

Oh, no! I didn't mean to leave anyone out. Sorry.

I'm spending my hard-earned money on season tickets for football AND basketball!

As well you should! It's about time you started supporting the worthy endeavors in our community.

[Earl]

FOOTBALL? I LOVE IT!

As well you should! Coach Grump says that you've been staying up too late. No more video games for you, young man!

But I vvant to play mai sports games I got from Steam!

Coach Grump is a reasonable man. He has agreed to a compromise. You can play video games, but only those that are FOOTBALL video games.

Coach Grump has already recommended an excellent football summer camp to your parents. You will be coached by Captain America, samdaman, Harold, and Polite24. Abitagirl, blackdog4444, Ray and Fat Man will be cheerleaders. Earl will be a waterboy.

[Lewis]

As well you should! Coach Grump says that you've been staying up too late. No more video games for you, young man!

But I vvant to play mai sports games I got from Steam!

Coach Grump is a reasonable man. He has agreed to a compromise. You can play video games, but only those that are FOOTBALL video games.

Coach Grump has already recommended an excellent football summer camp to your parents. You will be coached by Captain America, samdaman, Harold, and Polite24. Abitagirl, blackdog4444, Ray and Fat Man will be cheerleaders. Earl will be a waterboy.

Football video games, the most evil type of video game. Can I get a tattoo of the camp logo on my forehead?

[Earl]

Coach Grump says that he would be glad to tattoo the camp logo all over your body.

[Lewis]

Coach Grump says that he would be glad to tattoo the camp logo all over your body.

Is that like an initiation ritual?

[Earl]

Coach Grump says, yes, you will join Sergey in the football camp. You will enjoy meeting samdaman.

[Lewis]

Cool, shall I bring a machete? Just in case I get angry at samdaman.

[Earl]

Football video games, the most evil type of video game.

Coach Grump doesn't appreciate your attitude, young man! Playing football video games builds character.

[Earl]

Cool, shall I bring a machete? Just in case I get angry at samdaman.

Coach Grump says, no, not even a broomstick. That's for hazing. If you get uppity, samdaman will get angry at you.

By the way, that picture in your signature. Coach Grump wants to know where you got his picture.

[Lewis]

Football video games, the most evil type of video game.

Coach Grump doesn't appreciate your attitude, young man! Playing football video games builds character.

Forgive me please. As penance I shall now recite the camp's moto. 'Football Does build character and we need to tell everyone that, even though as individuals we should allow people to have their own opinions, but we shall force OUR opinions down their throats and if they do not comply, We shall take them to Room 101 and force them to love football!!!

I hope I am now forgiven.

[abitagirl]

Coach Grump has already recommended an excellent football summer camp to your parents. You will be coached by Captain America, samdaman, Harold, and Polite24. Abitagirl, blackdog4444, Ray and Fat Man will be cheerleaders. Earl will be a waterboy.

I am getting a kick out of picturing Fat Man in a cheerleader outfit and pom poms.

[Fat Man]

Coach Grump has already recommended an excellent football summer camp to your parents. You will be coached by Captain America, samdaman, Harold, and Polite24. Abitagirl, blackdog4444, Ray and Fat Man will be cheerleaders. Earl will be a waterboy.

I am getting a kick out of picturing Fat Man in a cheerleader outfit and pom poms.

Yeah, and don't forget the pink ruffled under panties I like to wear because the make my hips look even broader and more rounded out and my butt look fatter.

Tomorrow I'm even going to see my doctor about getting a pre-frontal lobotomy so that I will forget every book I have ever read on science, and I'll be able to enjoy watching football on TV.

Then I'll prance around in front of the TV in my cheer leader outfit!

[Ray]

A sports evangelist, eh? Never heard of them before. Hey, that sounds like a great idea! I think I'll be one too. How 'bout them Hawgs?

ha ha ha ha ha ha No! It's the BEARS!!!!
forgive me father, for I have sinned. It's been over two weeks since I last watched football.

[Earl]

No, not "the BEARS." You mean, Da Bears! Da Bears!