International I Hate Sports Club

Polite24 wrote:

Sergey wrote:

Polite24 wrote:People who play Starcraft probably don't make money because they're not doing anything physically.

Wait what the hell? I can't believe I didn't respond to the physical part... big deal... Starcraft gets more fans than an average Football game during a tournament. I bet it can compete with the Super Bowl... I doubt you know anything about Starcraft. I want money when I get Starcraft 2. Which might be because I'll be spamming Banelings...

Your whole post is wrong

How so? It's actually better than yours.

Sergey wrote:I'm bored.

That's life.

Earl wrote:

Sergey wrote:I'm bored.

That's life.

Well, what can I say???

Life's a bitch and then you die!

No wait! I take that back!

Life's a virgin. A bitch is easy!!!

Earl wrote:

Sergey wrote:I'm bored.

That's life.

Lies! That's sports!

ain't THAT the truth!

Ray wrote:ain't THAT the truth!

It sure is!

But I love sports! (Just kidding. )

Earl wrote:But I love sports! (Just kidding. )

Yeah! Football is the greatest thing to come along since refined sugar and white bread.

And all three are equally good for you.

Earl wrote:But I love sports! (Just kidding. )

I can't believe it! So do I!

We've all seen the light. Now Sergey is going to try out for his school's football team, and I'm going to buy skimpy cheerleading outfits for both of my daughters. Fat Man is going to complain to his cable TV provider that they don't show enough sporting events, and Ray is going to start betting on the outcome of basketball and football games. Greencom will start collecting autographs of professional baseball and football players, and Skul will soon be going with Katrin to rugby games. Blackdog4444 will become a cheerleader, and Millhouse will become a Little League baseball coach. Rotten will purchase all the sports merchandise he can afford and then some.

Earl wrote:We've all seen the light. Now Sergey is going to try out for his school's football team

FOOTBALL? I LOVE IT!

Sergey wrote:FOOTBALL? I LOVE IT!

As well you should! Coach Grump says that you've been staying up too late. No more video games for you, young man!

Earl wrote:We've all seen the light. Now Sergey is going to try out for his school's football team, and I'm going to buy skimpy cheerleading outfits for both of my daughters. Fat Man is going to complain to his cable TV provider that they don't show enough sporting events, and Ray is going to start betting on the outcome of basketball and football games. Greencom will start collecting autographs of professional baseball and football players, and Skul will soon be going with Katrin to rugby games. Blackdog4444 will become a cheerleader, and Millhouse will become a Little League baseball coach. Rotten will purchase all the sports merchandise he can afford and then some.

Ahem. You forgot about me. I'm spending my hard-earned money on season tickets for football AND basketball!

Earl wrote:

Sergey wrote:FOOTBALL? I LOVE IT!

As well you should! Coach Grump says that you've been staying up too late. No more video games for you, young man!

But I vvant to play mai sports games I got from Steam!

Earl wrote:We've all seen the light. Now Sergey is going to try out for his school's football team, and I'm going to buy skimpy cheerleading outfits for both of my daughters. Fat Man is going to complain to his cable TV provider that they don't show enough sporting events, and Ray is going to start betting on the outcome of basketball and football games. Greencom will start collecting autographs of professional baseball and football players, and Skul will soon be going with Katrin to rugby games. Blackdog4444 will become a cheerleader, and Millhouse will become a Little League baseball coach. Rotten will purchase all the sports merchandise he can afford and then some.

You forgot to mention that I'm also going to start cornering people like a sports evangelist and bore the living daylights out of them with my inane opinions!