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Rap songs you guys would like

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Thanks. :)
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OK Polite24, I admit it. Those were good.

I know that NOT all rape is bad, but most of it is.

But, yes, there are some good ones.

OK, as I had mentioned a few times before, I'm in the process of converting to Judaism, so I go to a Reform Synagogue on Shabbot, Saturday mornings for Torah Studies, and then religious services.

Our Rabbi is really cool, he plays the guitar, and many of the songs we sing, which I'm learning to sing in Hebrew, many of the songs absolutely rocks!

Anyway . . .

One morning on Shabbot during Torah Studies, our rabbi introduced us to another new song, and it was rap.

Here are the lyrics to Torah Rap.

Torah Rap
Who Knows One?

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows one?
I know one!
One is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows two?
I know two!
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows three?
I know three?
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows four?
I know four!
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows five?
I know five!
Five are the books of the Torah,
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows six?
I know six!
Six are the books of the Mishna,
Five are the books of the Torah,
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows seven?
I know seven!
Seven are the days of the week, ooo aah!
Six are the books of the Mishna,
Five are the books of the Torah,
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows eight?
I know eight!
Eight are the days until a Bris,
Seven are the days of the week, ooo aah!
Six are the books of the Mishna,
Five are the books of the Torah,
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows nine?
I know nine!
Nine are the months before a baby is born,
Eight are the days until a Bris,
Seven are the days of the week, ooo aah!
Six are the books of the Mishna,
Five are the books of the Torah,
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows ten?
I know ten?
Ten are the ten commandments,
Nine are the months before a baby is born,
Eight are the days until a Bris,
Seven are the days of the week, ooo aah!
Six are the books of the Mishna,
Five are the books of the Torah,
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who Knows eleven?
I know eleven!
Eleven are the stars in Joseph's dream,
Ten are the ten commandments,
Nine are the months before a baby is born,
Eight are the days until a Bris,
Seven are the days of the week, ooo aah!
Six are the books of the Mishna,
Five are the books of the Torah,
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows twelve?
I know twelve!
Twelve are the tribes of Israel,
Eleven are the stars in Joseph's dream,
Ten are the ten commandments,
Nine are the months before a baby is born,
Eight are the days until a Bris,
Seven are the days of the week, ooo aah!
Six are the books of the Mishna,
Five are the books of the Torah,
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Who knows thirteen?
I know thirteen!
Thirteen are the attributes of Ha Shem,
Twelve are the tribes of Israel,
Eleven are the stars in Joseph's dream,
Ten are the ten commandments,
Nine are the months before a baby is born,
Eight are the days until a Bris,
Seven are the days of the week, ooo aah!
Six are the books of the Mishna,
Five are the books of the Torah,
Four are the matriarchs,
Three are the patriarchs,
Two are the tablets that Moses brought,
And, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem, one is Ha Shem
in the heavens and on earth.

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!

Ooo eee ooo aah aah!
I said, ooo eee ooo aah aah!


So, we now have Jewish Rap and Hip-Hop Hagadah!

Why not? Some of the Hebrew songs we sing during our religious services are rock.
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I'm sorry, but I just didn't like those. I started listening to the first one by Tupac and killed it after about 44 seconds. It's just not my kind of music. You should have put a link to Walk This Way by Run DMC and Aerosmith up as that is the only rap song I like. And I'd say that was just as much rock as it was rap. I won't say the songs are shit as we've got to be tolerant of each other's tastes in music but you will not make a rap fan out of me.
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While I'm still here, have you got any 80's rap songs to recommend? If you do, stick a few of those links up and then you may change my opinions on rap. Auf Wiedersehen.
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I didn't like them.
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Fat Man wrote:I know that NOT all rape is bad, but most of it is.

Whoa, bad place for a typo. :lol:
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abitagirl wrote:
Fat Man wrote:I know that NOT all rape is bad, but most of it is.
Whoa, bad place for a typo. :lol:
WHOOPS!

I'm so embarrassed!

Yeah, all RAPE is bad, but not all RAP.

But sometimes Rap sucks so bad I almost have it confused with rape, because I feel like my eardrums are getting raped! Or is that rapped?
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Even if you didn't like them, you can't say they're shit.
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Polite24 wrote:Even if you didn't like them, you can't say they're shit.
Sorry, JIMBO!

But if I don't like something, I'm going to call it shit!!!
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Wait a minute. In his first post in this topic, Fat Man did say that Polite24's selections were good. By pointing this out, I just want to hopefully prevent a misunderstanding.
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Earl wrote:Wait a minute. In his first post in this topic, Fat Man did say that Polite24's selections were good. By pointing this out, I just want to hopefully prevent a misunderstanding.
Yes, that's true. I did say those particular selections were good.

But I still say most rap is crap!

So, if I don't like something I'm going to call it shit!
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Hi, Fat Man. I just wanted to be sure that you weren't misunderstood.
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Earl wrote:Hi, Fat Man. I just wanted to be sure that you weren't misunderstood.
That's OK.

At least this time I didn't misspell Rap as Rape!

Although sometimes I don't think there's much of a difference.
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Some rap is okay and meaningful. Tupac's Changes is an example of a good rap song with a message underneath. But one has to accept, there's no real talent in it. Real talent is found in other genres, such as classical. Learning to play the piano in such a good way as the most famous pianists takes a life of hard work to achieve; that is where I feel real musical talent lies even though I would not normally listen to that stuff.
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