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Re: You know what's bullshit...

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Fat Man wrote:
Earl wrote:I've embarrassed myself with lame jokes. :oops:
I think I may have embarrassed myself even more with my own post of being the Jewish New Year's Baby!

Show us the pic!
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Re: You know what's bullshit...

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Sergey wrote:
Fat Man wrote:
Earl wrote:I've embarrassed myself with lame jokes. :oops:
I think I may have embarrassed myself even more with my own post of being the Jewish New Year's Baby!
Show us the pic!
I don't have a pic.

I merely said the following in response to . . .
abitagirl wrote:I am getting a kick out of picturing Fat Man in a cheerleader outfit and pom poms. :lol:
Fat Man wrote: Hey Abitagirl!!!

You really want to picture something about me that would be really hilarious???

As you all know, and as I have mentioned before a couple of times, I'm in the process of converting to Judaism.

Well, last year in 2008, my birthday which is on September 30 fell on the first the 1st day of the 1st month of Tishrei 5769, so September 30, 2008 was Thshrei 1, 5769, the Jewish New Year Day!

So, just picture me as a big fat Jewish New Year's Baby, wearing a blue diaper, a blue Kippah or yamake on top of my bald head, and holding a big rattle with a blue Star Of David on it!

Now that should be good for a few laughs!

Yeah, I have a sense of humor and don't mind making fun of myself some times.

After all, we fat people are jolly! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I merely said that she should picture it in her mind.

Sorry, I don't have any actual photos.

But I sort of wish that I did. :D
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Re: You know what's bullshit...

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Sergey wrote:
Lewis wrote:Shout 'Pmurg Hcaoc' It is the only way to beat him!

Or be this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuYi-nz ... annel_page

(Spoiler) IT'S ME!
wow! that was pretty cool. Pictures of his mother --funny!
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Ray wrote:
Sergey wrote:
Lewis wrote:Shout 'Pmurg Hcaoc' It is the only way to beat him!

Or be this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuYi-nz ... annel_page

(Spoiler) IT'S ME!
wow! that was pretty cool. Pictures of his mother --funny!

Yes.
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You know what's bullshit? Polite24 trying to tell us that we shouldn't stereotype those fucked up assholes who deserve to be shot on sight because of their stupidity. One game of Starcraft should give a better reward than fucking shit we did in the primitive days, why not fucking pay to use cutting edge technology and not diarrhea shit like sports. Why the fuck hasn't he fucking quit trying to convert us because he doesn't know anything about our entertainment and wants to talk about something he does know (which isn't alot). Jocks also have the manners of something below a baby, they are so stupid that... oh for crying out loud... http://www.dawnofwar2.com/media/downloa ... 0x1200.jpg


YES! Jocks are inferior to fucking Tyranids in intelligence, manners, and looks!
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Congratulations, Sergey, for starting the topic that now has the most pages. :mrgreen:
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Earl wrote:Congratulations, Sergey, for starting the topic that now has the most pages. :mrgreen:
More like the pages that have the most topics.
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Yeah, it does ramble a bit. :mrgreen:
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Earl wrote:Congratulations, Sergey, for starting the topic that now has the most pages. :mrgreen:

More than my old thread? I am very :D and :evil:
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Don't understand what you mean. Hope I didn't offend you. I'm just saying that you should take pride in the fact that this particular topic you started has shown staying power instead of moving off the "View active topics" menu.
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Earl wrote:Don't understand what you mean. Hope I didn't offend you. I'm just saying that you should take pride in the fact that this particular topic you started has shown staying power instead of moving off the "View active topics" menu.

And Polite24's "these forums get pretty dead without me" idea is way off when I'm around!
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Tyranids > Jocks!
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Sergey wrote:You know what's bullshit? Polite24 trying to tell us that we shouldn't stereotype those fucked up assholes who deserve to be shot on sight because of their stupidity. One game of Starcraft should give a better reward than fucking shit we did in the primitive days, why not fucking pay to use cutting edge technology and not diarrhea shit like sports. Why the fuck hasn't he fucking quit trying to convert us because he doesn't know anything about our entertainment and wants to talk about something he does know (which isn't alot). Jocks also have the manners of something below a baby, they are so stupid that... oh for crying out loud... http://www.dawnofwar2.com/media/downloa ... 0x1200.jpg


YES! Jocks are inferior to fucking Tyranids in intelligence, manners, and looks!
Thanks for the link, Sergey, so those of us who are uninformed can see what Tyranids look like. I think they're cute. :mrgreen:
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Earl wrote:
Sergey wrote:You know what's bullshit? Polite24 trying to tell us that we shouldn't stereotype those fucked up assholes who deserve to be shot on sight because of their stupidity. One game of Starcraft should give a better reward than fucking shit we did in the primitive days, why not fucking pay to use cutting edge technology and not diarrhea shit like sports. Why the fuck hasn't he fucking quit trying to convert us because he doesn't know anything about our entertainment and wants to talk about something he does know (which isn't alot). Jocks also have the manners of something below a baby, they are so stupid that... oh for crying out loud... http://www.dawnofwar2.com/media/downloa ... 0x1200.jpg


YES! Jocks are inferior to fucking Tyranids in intelligence, manners, and looks!
Thanks for the link, Sergey, so those of us who are uninformed can see what Tyranids look like. I think they're cute. :mrgreen:

And they don't have a mind of their own!
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Well, someone should give them one!
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Go, Montana State Bobcats!

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