Good morning Earl:
Thank for responding to one of my earlier forum posts.
OK, now on to other matters.
In response to Brigan
Alright, I went back to some much earlier forum topics, all the way back to when you first registered as a new member. That was back in Wednesday June 23, 2010 11:38 AM.
On your very first post you has said the following . . . . . .
Brigan wrote:Greetings everyone, I went trough the trouble of registering on this Website to just ummm...
Fat Man wrote:WELL . . . . . I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RED CHERRY WOOD CANE WITH A HARD IVORY HANDLE THAT I WILL SWING REALLY HARD ACROSS YOUR TEETH TO SEND YOU TO A DENTIST!
THEN EVENTUALLY YOU WILL NEED TO BE WHACKED IN THE BALLS WITH A BASEBALL BAT TO SEND YOU TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN WHERE THEY'LL DISCOVER YOU HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER FROM FUCKING BARNYARD ANIMALS, AND THEY'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTS, THUS SAVING YOUR ROTTEN MISERABLE LIFE AGAIN!
then you say stuff like...
Fat Man wrote:Also, since moronic jocks and sport fans advocate the use of violence on people to give them the incentive to go to the hospital for checkups, then . . . . .
are you sure you're not being an Advocate of Violence too?
Dude... I think Earl made it Obvious to you.. stop with the Hateful posts. I can be annoyed with a lot of Stuffs from daily problems but I do not let my anger loose towards people I don't even know.
Also on this Website Logo you can read "Not Everyone is a Brain-dead Sports Fan!"
I see it two ways...
1) Not everyone is a Sports Fan ... or
2) not every Sportfan is a Brain-dead one
That's it.. though someone should remind you of your Behaviour, You're a grown man... You should know better and behave better.
OK, the topic was about this following article.
Hockey Ref Attacked By Player, Life Saved as Result
Hockey is one of the few sports where outright violence is not only tolerated, but expected. How else are they going to make a game that last for hours and often ends with a 1-0 score seem interesting? Maybe take some notes, baseball. There are those who would argue that hockey thus teaches impressionable youths that violence is the only way to get ahead in life. We have two problems with that argument. First, shut up, pussy. Second, just as it is in the real world, in hockey, sometimes violence leads to good things. Such was the case for amateur hockey referee Dale Neudorf.
Yes, not even the refs are safe in hockey, and during a game Neudorf was checked hard across the face, and slammed into a wall. It was bad enough he had to be carried off and taken to a hospital. There Doctors did an MRI scan of his head to check for bleeding. The scan showed a tumor growing in the middle of his brain. Had Neudorf not been refereeing for a less violent sport and not brutally smashed in the head, his tumor may have grown unchecked for much longer and made treatment much more difficult. You win this time, socialized medicine!
OK, the above article implies, that getting clobbered over the head with a hockey stick actually saved the referee's life, because at the hospital they discovered a brain tumor, and surgically removed it. So, getting clobbered over the head is suppose to be good for you! Eh?
Now I realized the article was probably just a satire.
But it also occurred to me, that some jocks and sports fans might be stupid and moronic enough to take it seriously, and take it upon themselves to play doctor by clobbering people over the head hard enough to send them to the hospital where the doctors might discover an even more serious problem, thus saving their lives. So, some retarded jocks and sports fans may actually believe that they are performing a public service by clobbering people over the head.
Well, my response to the whole stupid scenario was the following . . . . .
ATTENTION - ALL MORONIC JOCKS AND SPORTS FANS!
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, I'M DUE FOR MY ANNUAL PHYSICAL CHECK UP BY MY DOCTOR. I WILL BE REQUESTING THAT THEY DO EITHER SOME MRI OR CAT SCANS TO CHECK FOR TUMORS ANYWHERE AND IF ANY TUMORS ARE FOUND, THEY WILL BE SURGICALLY REMOVED TO SAVE MY LIFE.
THEREFORE, I DO NOT NEED TO BE CLOBBERED OVER THE HEAD WITH A HOCKEY STICK TO BE SENT TO THE HOSPITAL, BECAUSE I'M GOING FOR MY ANNUAL PHYSICAL CHECKUP ANYWAY. OK?
SO, IF ANY OF YOU MORONIC SCUM-BAGS GET THE IDEA IN YOUR SHIT-FOR-BRAINS THAT I NEED TO GET HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A HOCKEY STICK FIRST, WELL . . . . . I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RED CHERRY WOOD CANE WITH A HARD IVORY HANDLE THAT I WILL SWING REALLY HARD ACROSS YOUR TEETH TO SEND YOU TO A DENTIST!
THEN THEY MIGHT DISCOVER YOU HAVE THROAT CANCER FROM USING CHEWING TOBACCO LIKE A TYPICAL REDNECK SCUM-BAG, AND THEN YOU'LL RECEIVE TREATMENT EARLY ENOUGH TO SAVE YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFE SO YOU CAN CONTINUE SITTING IN YOUR SINGLE-AXLE TRAILER HOME WATCHING FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY AFTERNOONS ON YOUR BLACK & WHITE TV SET WITH RABBIT-EAR ANTENNAS AND GUZZLE CHEAP BUCKHORN BEER!
THEN EVENTUALLY YOU WILL NEED TO BE WHACKED IN THE BALLS WITH A BASEBALL BAT TO SEND YOU TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN WHERE THEY'LL DISCOVER YOU HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER FROM FUCKING BARNYARD ANIMALS, AND THEY'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTS, THUS SAVING YOUR ROTTEN MISERABLE LIFE AGAIN!
THEN YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR SINGLE-AXLE TRAILER HOME TO WATCH MORE SPORTS BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCK AROUND AND RAPE ANYONE ANYMORE.
That was only meant to be a satire.
And my response to you was . . . . .
Excuse me Brigan but what I had posted was only meant to be a satirical response to NonsensicalSportsman's opening topic.
This suggests that sports violence is good for us because if we end up in a hospital, then doctors might discover something else that is more serious, thus saving lives.
So now, moronic jocks and sports fans might get the idea in their heads like, hey! Lets go around beating up on people and putting them in hospitals, then they will find something else more seriously wrong and provide treatment for it to save their lives.
YEAH RIGHT! So now these morons will go around thinking that they'll be providing a public service by beating up on people and putting them in hospitals.
I was merely trying to point out how ridiculous the whole idea is.
If you can't understand that, then you're also a moron!
OK, that was my first mistake, calling you a moron!
No, actually, I should have called you a NANNY instead of a moron!
Nah! Nah! Nah! Now you behave yourself!
Yeah, you first came into these forums as a self-appointed old English nanny to scold me for my behavior, by saying the following . . .
Brigan wrote:That's it.. though someone should remind you of your Behaviour, You're a grown man... You should know better and behave better.
You see . . . . . this is what I resent!
I don't need an old English nanny!!!
This is an anti-sports forum, for people who HATE sports.
So, I HATE sports, and I HATE jocks, and I HATE sports fans, so, I came to these forums to talk about why I HATE sports, jocks, and sports fans.
Therefor, I don't need an old English nanny to tell me how to behave myself! Ya got that???
Yeah, I admit I got off on the wrong foot when I first called you a moron.
It would have been more appropriate to call you a NANNY!!!
Also, I think I'm going to call you
Marry Poppins from now on!
And, when I respond to your posts by quoting you, this is how I'm going to do it, for example:
[b][color=#FF00FF]Brigan - AKA - Marry Poppins[/color][/b] wrote:Etc. etc. etc. etc. etc . . .
So, you can just take your ever-loving spoonful or sugar and shove it up your ass!
Then you can pull it out, and lick the spoon, and suck on it!
Ya got that?
Mary Poppins!!!