If sports are gay, then what is masculine?

[i_like_1981]

He has been abducted to another dimension where he now faces a most unpleasant reality in which there is no football and nerds rule the world in ... the twilight zone.

That sounds the sort of world I'd want to live in. I wonder how he would cope in a world where he was the minority and didn't have such immense favour from everyone else for throwing round some pig-skin.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Earl]

He would set up a "Welcome, Nerd Haters!" website. On second thought, he's probably done that already in this world.

[Safety]

Alpha as fuck.

[Earl]

Is this praise or criticism?

Seriously, someone should buy Samdaman a copy of Season of LIfe by Jeffrey Marx and tell him to pay attention to Joe Ehrmann's definition of masculinity.

[The Imperialist]

And read all the Bushido related books.

[Earl]

Excellent suggestion.

[i_like_1981]

Is this praise or criticism?

Seriously, someone should buy Samdaman a copy of Season of LIfe by Jeffrey Marx and tell him to pay attention to Joe Ehrmann's definition of masculinity.

Samdaman? Reading a book? Now there's a mental image I can't really visualise, unless it's full of pictures of men grabbing each other with lists of stats beside them.

Sorry, Earl, but there are always going to be plenty of people in this world who view competitive sports and aggressive behaviour as the only way to "be a man", and people who don't indulge in these pursuits so gladly are going to get called all sorts of homophobic names. Why? Do they honestly think that a) gay people don't do any of these so-called "manly" pursuits either and b) choosing not to act a complete moron or submit to peer pressure makes a person "gay"? Those who understand the idiocy of this system and choose not to be a part of it are the ones who are sadly going to have to suffer for it. There's a lot of idiocy in this world and it mainly exists in guys like Samdaman whose only interests in life are "acting tough" and "not being a pussy".

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i_like_1981

[Fat Man]

OK everybody!

Let me settle once and for all, what is gay and what is masculine.

Sports is gay!





Jock are bullies, and that makes them cowards and pineapple-sucking wimps!



I rest my case!

Now, science is really cool and like, super Macho!



We love the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night!



Astronomy rules!



Science is masculine and sexy!

Sports is like a plate of Fail Fries slathered in Double Mild Weak Sauce with a side order of SUCK!

Again, I rest my case.

NEXT CASE!

[i_like_1981]

The third picture is hilarious by the way. Good work with that one. How can American football players be so homophobic towards nonathletic students when what they enjoy doing has more than a few homosexual overtones to it? Utter hypocrisy.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[i_like_1981]

Alpha as fuck.

Is this praise or criticism?

I think this might be a nod to the title of this particular page:

http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Fat Man]

The third picture is hilarious by the way. Good work with that one. How can American football players be so homophobic towards nonathletic students when what they enjoy doing has more than a few homosexual overtones to it? Utter hypocrisy.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Well, if you liked the previous image, you'll get a kick out of this one!



Sports is not only gay, but also infantile!

[Safety]

The third picture is hilarious by the way. Good work with that one. How can American football players be so homophobic towards nonathletic students when what they enjoy doing has more than a few homosexual overtones to it? Utter hypocrisy.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Well, if you liked the previous image, you'll get a kick out of this one!



Sports is not only gay, but also infantile!

Hey! Ohio State is awesome! Pick a more inferior school, such as Penn State or Iowa :p

[Earl]

Alpha as fuck.

Is this praise or criticism?

I think this might be a nod to the title of this particular page:

http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Thanks, i_like_1981. As Artie Johnson would say (whenever he played the World War II German soldier on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, veeerrrrry iiinnnttteeresting. I know what this possibly could mean. Yep .

[i_like_1981]

Hey! Ohio State is awesome! Pick a more inferior school, such as Penn State or Iowa :p

Inferior? Wow, bit extreme to class some other people as inferior because you don't support them or they're not from your area. And I believe, seeing as how Fat Man hates sports, that he really isn't going to bother singling out a particular team to make fun of, but rather just take any football team and mock them. It's not a personal vendetta against your team, but against ALL teams. You've got nothing to worry about.

And ":p" won't count for an avatar here. This is probably the avatar you were trying to get:

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Safety]

Hey! Ohio State is awesome! Pick a more inferior school, such as Penn State or Iowa :p

Inferior? Wow, bit extreme to class some other people as inferior because you don't support them or they're not from your area. And I believe, seeing as how Fat Man hates sports, that he really isn't going to bother singling out a particular team to make fun of, but rather just take any football team and mock them. It's not a personal vendetta against your team, but against ALL teams. You've got nothing to worry about.

And ":p" won't count for an avatar here. This is probably the avatar you were trying to get:

Best regards,
i_like_1981

I wasn't actually saying that I think they're an inferior school, it's all in the fun of a good college rivalry. And I like ":p" better than ":P." ... :p