BUT NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
It was covered by commercial pop-up ads, thus blocking my view of the NEWS article, and the pop-up ads did not even have the option to close any of them.
So, I can't read the article.
It's more important for capitalist PIGS to advertise their phony products and information be damned!!!
I wanted to read an educational NEWS article, but I can't due to greedy capitalist censorship with their stupid ads blocking and covering the web page.
I'm sorry, but these greedy multi-millionaires have made enough money already, they don't need to make any more.
They just need to die, and get out of my way so I can read educational articles with useful information.
Also, all jocks should have died a long time ago and gotten out of my way so that I could have received a decent education in school.
My being able to read NEWS articles or get a decent education is far more important than all of their worthless petty little lives put together!
That's why I hate capitalism, so go ahead and call me a Commie!

See! I'm ever wearing my cute furry Commie hat! Isn't it neat!!!
End of story!