PLACE YOUR BETS HERE FOLKS!!! UPDATE - SORRY CASINO CLOSED!

[Fat Man]

Oh oh! We have a new member today.

ILOVESPORTS!

I'll lay you all 10 to 1 odds that if he, she, or it starts posting soon, then before
this month is out, his, her, or it's name is going turn pretty pink!!!

Let's just see if I'm proven wrong. OK?

But in the meantime . . . . .



PLACE YOUR BETS HERE FOLKS!!!

[Earl]

Well, let's give our new member a chance (if he/she even bothers to post). But, yeah, I know how you feel ... Besides, I aint a betting man.

[Fat Man]

Well, let's give our new member a chance (if he/she even bothers to post). But, yeah, I know how you feel ... Besides, I aint a betting man.

Well, I am!!!

I just thought of a way I could use my size and weight of 400 pounds to make a lot of money.

First, I go to the race track, and bet all of my money on the slowest horse in the race!

Then I go down to the stables, and look that horse straight in the eye and say . . . . .

OK buddy! Now if you lose this up-coming race then . . . . .



. . . I'm gonna be your next jockey!!!

I wonder if that will work!

[Fat Man]

Well, I found out that ILOVESPORTS has been banned.

He tried to post in the forum topic started by John titled I hate all of you. and his post was deleted and he as been banned.

WOW! That was fast!

He wasn't here long enough for for his name to turn a pretty pink so I guess this topic is now a dead issue.

Sorry folks!

The Fat Man's Casino is officially closed.

We're not taking any bets!

[abitagirl]

Now I'm curious about the post. How do you get banned around here with your first post?

[Fat Man]

Now I'm curious about the post. How do you get banned around here with your first post?

I found out that it was a very hateful post as bad as the one John posted and it was deleted.

He was probably from 4chan.

[Earl]

Hi, abitagirl. He posted twice. His first post, which served as the introduction (such as it was) of a new topic, was totally abusive and not deserving of any consideration. Just a hateful diatribe typed up by a coward. I intially considered engaging the jerk in a dialogue, but Mrs. Earl said I would be wasting my time. So, I deleted both of his posts. Perhaps significantly, he submitted his second and last post at the end of the fake "john" topic "I hate you all." Perhaps he was just another 4channer. It really doesn't matter what he was. Sorry, but you didn't miss anything. He wasn't even funny like mike_the_pain_train.

By the way, if you want a good laugh, Nick ("I'm a 14 year old child") discovered the Guestbook webpage and left messages there. I, i_like_1981, and HugeFanOfBadReligion responded to his comments.

[i_like_1981]

Oh, what have I missed now? Shame about the time zone differences. I noticed that his profile was still listed on the bottom of the index page as our "newest member" yesterday. If it had still been there I'd have suggested you'd have changed his rank to "SPAMMER" - I quite like seeing that rank given to 4chan trolls. It's very befitting; nothing they say has any meaning anyway. No value for debate whatsoever. But now his profile has been deleted and he has been banned. Well, I wasn't expecting much from a member called "ILOVESPORTS!" All capital letters? Exclamation mark? Pro-sports stance? Yep, sure is /sp/orts bore in here! Or should I say, sure WAS /sp/orts bore in here. Can anyone remember a few phrases from his post? It must have been bad to get him banned and deleted on his first post. And now we have a new member called "SensibleSportsman" who has signed up... I shall be keeping an eye on him to make sure he isn't being deceptive with that username! It seems the 4channers have not given up with us yet.

Oh, and it's interesting to see our old friend Nick back so soon. I thought he'd be spamming the Guestbook like crazy as soon as he was banned but perhaps he actually does have other pursuits in life that have meant it has taken him 3 and a half weeks to get back to us. He's also added his own section to the Encyclopedia Dramatica article and made sure to call me out on there - yep, I thought he'd eventually be playing a hand in that! (To Nick: Yes, you were right. I suppose it's in my nature.)

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Earl]

i_like_1981, I just read his contribution to ED. I posted a brief response on the Guestbook webpage. He's just a little punk who wouldn't dare confront any of us in real life.

[HugeFanOfBadReligion]

I just checked it out. I love how he said that he defeated all of our points. How? By saying "I'm only 14 years old" and "smoke some weed bro"?

[Fat Man]

I just checked it out. I love how he said that he defeated all of our points. How? By saying "I'm only 14 years old" and "smoke some weed bro"?

Yeah, we can't argue against that kind of logic! I guess Nick won the debate, so he can just take his marbles and go!

We've been defeated!

YEAH RIGHT!!!

[i_like_1981]

i_like_1981, I just read his contribution to ED. I posted a brief response on the Guestbook webpage. He's just a little punk who wouldn't dare confront any of us in real life.

His contribution is now gone from the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. The /sp/artan who posted on the Guestbook earlier was responsible for that. It turns out Nick is even despised by his own kind, yet I can't say I admire this person who went and called him a bigger faggot than all of us. The person who got rid of Nick's section on the ED page is also responsible for the Fan Fiction and most of the article itself. I went and checked the page's revision history to see who was doing the most work - it's what I like about these Wikipedia-style sites; you can find out who is doing what and when. This guy (R3D) is frequently listed in the page's revision history, and so is our old friend Awesome! (Awesomugha) who was banned from these boards ages ago. I noticed R3D gave Awesomugha! a comment on his user page - if you look through Awesome!'s posts on the "Attention Girlvinyl you evil Jezebel!" thread, you'll notice that Awesome! gave this R3D a shout-out - "I was completely r3d in the face after reading that". They're quite a close-knit group, these 4channers, but it seems they have no room for Nick. I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for Nick now...

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[i_like_1981]

I just checked it out. I love how he said that he defeated all of our points. How? By saying "I'm only 14 years old" and "smoke some weed bro"?

When he says "I defeated all of their points" what he really means is "I got them mad". You do realise the 4channers' only ambition is not to win debates or intelligent arguments on the internet, but to get their targets mad, right? Yes, the latter he did do. But when it comes to debating the 4channers are of absolutely no value at all. They don't know how to make a point so all they do is go and annoy people. To them, a heated response is a victory and it "generates loads of lulz and win". Their overall goal? Maximum anger with minimum effort on their behalf.

Best regards,
i_like_1981