Self-defense 101

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:13 am

I think it's important for all of us, in these days of increased threat, to know how to defend ourselves. For that reason I thought I'd share this move I learned from watching Karate Kid.

In this picture I am demonstrating a choke hold on Samdaman. Don't worry about Sam. I let him go after a good beatdown and he's OK.

Samdaman · Post by **Samdaman** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:37 am

I'm affended by your post!!! I'm gonna cry!!!

abitagirl · Post by **abitagirl** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:46 am

Just for the record, Samdaman did, in fact, cry after the choke-hold, and ran home to his mommy.

Fitz301 · Post by **Fitz301** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:29 am

Where he promptly returned with his "gang"; his mother and little sister.

Fitz301

Post by **SpeedofLeicht** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:57 pm

To bad you cant prove anything cause youre a fucking pussy

All this talk and youre hiding behind the internet, Mr.Tuff

Samdaman · Post by **Samdaman** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:06 pm

Hey bitch my little sister could kick your ass. Saying someone's gang is their mommy is big words cumming from a nerd like you. Mah gang iz my football teamates, my girlfriends(yes, more than one i know you can't fathom that, and i don't cheat they're fine with it. Ya get that as a jock) many of my other friends at school, myspace(which none of you have heard of) and other places, and my Sports Bore fridnds like Speed and Robofish and Chicken.

abitagirl · Post by **abitagirl** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:03 am

Oh no, Samdaman's imaginary friends are going to get us! Quick, hide!

Samdaman · Post by **Samdaman** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:50 am

Strong words "imaginary friends" for a nerd girl. I know you want to hang out with the popular kids so badly, but appretiate the friends you do have in Skul and Ray.

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:00 am

abitagirl wrote:Oh no, Samdaman's imaginary friends are going to get us! Quick, hide!

ha ha ha ha
be careful Abita girl! Retarded kids are STRONG!

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:18 am

SpeedofLeicht wrote:To bad you cant prove anything cause youre a fucking pussy

All this talk and youre hiding behind the internet, Mr.Tuff

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

go get in your car and impress everybody by showing them you know how to drive! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha --simpleton!

hey! I just thought of it --I know how to drive too! Maybe I can sell MY autograph to kids too!

Samdaman · Post by **Samdaman** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:15 am

oh my god. You aren't embarassed by that gay banner???

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:58 am

Samdaman wrote:oh my god. You aren't embarassed by that gay banner???

if speedo-lite can paint his face up, I can have a big, gay banner! don't worry --it won't stay up long.

hey, btw, what happened to your posse? That chicken-licken dude has been scarce ever since we gave him a civil answer. I'm startin' to feel sorry for you. want me to be on your side for a while?

Samdaman · Post by **Samdaman** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:53 am

I believe that he has better things to do than gome on this gay site. I by the way have better things to do as well but can always find time to piss people off. Iz What i do!

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:07 am

Samdaman wrote:I believe that he has better things to do than gome on this gay site. I by the way have better things to do as well but can always find time to piss people off. Iz What i do!

ha ha ha ha me too. But you're not pissing me off. I consider you a social experiment. And I'd like to thank you for your earnest participation. One day, when I compile my work, you may be as famous as that monkey the Russians put in a rocket and launched into space.