11 Jan 2018
Subject: Welcome to 2018 Yo!
2018 promises to be a good year, a turn-around year for sports haters!
Congress has introduced a bill that will make it illegal to use Federal tax dollars to build sports stadiums and judging by the enthusiastic response from all corners, it's passing is merely a formality:
AND, here in Florida, our own legislature has introduced a bill that will prevent our taxes from being spent on any type of sports forum!
So stadiums are being legislated out of existance (because the team owners won't use THEIR money to finance new stadiums) and the new trend is bonfires of sports memorabilia! 2018 is OUR YEAR! SUCK IT, FOOTBALL!